User talk:Keitei/FINE2

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You heard him.

• Hi, I'm the squirrel poop guy. Sorry about the millions of edits- It always happens with me, though the final product usually turns out. My cousin and I would really like to see it here, so if I can't do it myself till it looks right, would you mind doing it yourself? The original definition and a picture (made by my myself) can be found on the urban dictionary- <http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=squirrel+poop>

Thanks!--Dagibit 20:39, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

The thing is that it doesn't make sense to anyone who wasn't involved in the inventing of that joke. This site isn't the place for inside jokes which nobody will get. If you can rewrite it so that it would make sense to someone who didn't know what you were talking about, then it'd be fit to stay. As is, it makes no sense, and that violates policy. Good luck! --KATIE!! 20:54, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

• Alrightee! Ill look it over and try again in a bit. Thanks again!--Dagibit 21:20, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

Keitei

Thanks for coming to lunch

Here are my notes from our lunch. We will start working hard to get more information out on where the features and bug fixes are going. I really appreciated your support and encouragement.
Gil| talk

Silly question

We got approached by google - who wants to put a 336x280 video player somewhere on Uncyclopedia - and show comedy central and other humor videos (WITH small video ads in it to pay for the bandwith). Is that sort of humor something the Uncyclopedia users would want? wikia as a team is ambivalent on it, so I'm not pushing, simply saying it's available if the admins want it. Let me know what you think.

Gil 21:33, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

Personally, I hate ads but I can abide text ads; video ads, on the other hand, I cannot abide, even if they're comedic. --Sir gwax (talk) 04:52, 9 August 2006 (UTC)

Uncommons

Can you del this image? Thanks, --Slade 21:36, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks. Uncommons have a "delete" template? --Slade 03:34, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

So, I gave in

And joined. Wish me luck :-P Editor at Large 04:26, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Its not about luck, its about dedication and hard work. That, and whoring your work like the King of the Pimps. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hey thanks

Dude I would ahve enevr known about that you are right soooo much funnier help i working to get this article nominated so be sure to give me any tips on making it better. Thanks again.--Lt. Wyoming 22:53, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

:)

• I like your signature, it's pretty. I like you. And I can hit on you and it won't count as hitting on you because I am a girl. Yay for gender! Sorry, I was tempted by the "praise me". -- ♥ Lacey • clicky 09:11, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmas

Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

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22:20, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd

I still love you. :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:33, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle! May all of your Holiday wishes come true! (*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

Dear Keitei, I saw this quote the other day and thought of you. Merry Winter.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:21, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:40, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Have a Happy... umm...
	Hinoa wishes you a Merry Christmas Happy Hanukkah Happy Kwanzaa Happy New Year Feliz Navidad Merry Crimbo Ah, screw it. Happy December. (And the latter half of November, just to be safe.)

—Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [01:37, 25 December 2006 (UTC)]

Ninjastar

This would be where a ninjastar would be if I could figure out the damn template. As it is, all I could come up with was

Cheers.--<<>> 21:58, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

I'm not stalking you

But I did stumbled upon your anniversary page. Looks great! :) Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 19:12, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

It's not really mine; right now it's piecemeal of Isra's Babel:APPL, Tompkins' picture thing, and the original main page.... --KATIE!! 19:14, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

Damn! Well, I still like it. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 19:17, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

Turkish Star Wars

Why was this article deleted (Turkish star wars) - - again? I'd like you to explain this to me as I think it is worth a place here at uncyclopedia. And i'd like to know what needs to be done so people don't continue on huffing it all the time. Thanks. - 84.208.112.195 08:22, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

When an article is marked as under construction, and it goes for an entire week without having been edited, we assume that it's been abandoned. There's a notice on the construction tag that says if it goes for seven days without being edited, it'll be deleted. It's not that we don't think it's worthy, it's just not done yet, and we prefer to have an encyclopedia of completed articles as opposed to half finished ones. If you want to make an account, I can restore it to your userspace (User:whateveryourusernameis/Turkish_star_wars) where it won't be deleted until you finish it. Hope that helps, --KATIE!! 17:40, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Forum:Time to start talking about new admins?

Since you were one of those who voted against in December, can I press you for your opinion this time round? Majority consensus now seems to be very much for, but during an IRC discussion, Sannse and I felt that it would be good to check how the "againsties" felt this time round before starting to make nominations. Ta muchly. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:41, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

+S

Braydie thanks you for supporting him to become admin. I would have done this sooner, but admins are supposed to be lazy. There is no personalised message either.

—Braydie at 00:03, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks For The Vote

Zombiebaron thanks you for supporting him to become admin. I was even more lazy, I stole this from Braydie.

Sorry about the clutter this template causes. --The Zombiebaron 00:19, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Your userpage design

Hey. Can I copy your userpage design? DaBlade (Click here to bitch. :)) 15:17, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Um, sure. I think I stole it from sannse or mindspillage... >_> but sure, steal away. --KATIE!! 01:36, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Ok, great, thanks. :D Mind if I use it on Wikipedia too? I have almost nothing there at all.

thought you'd like to know...

My wife is now a user... user:mspronounced... oh, and I had an extra one of these banners left over from the pre-launch party of the zimizm wiki, so here ya go! Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 02:59, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

	YOU'VE BEEN HOZED!!! Listen to your doom!
	Rev_zim has performed a Hozing on your soul; apparently you've done wrong in the eyes of doG. Take off, eh?!.

Too Much POV

We Need Citations

Image Request

I tried to fulfill your image request. Check it out there and let me know if it's good enough. RadicalX (Holla!) 13:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

I had (my first) go too. Weri long wang 14:30, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Potatochoppers' Guild

RadicalX invites you to join the Potatochoppers' Guild. Please read through our charter and decide whether or not you would like to join. If you would, please contact RadicalX to find out more!

But I thought it was going to be a Gentleman's Club? I was going to bring my own brandy glass and smoking jacket and everything.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Award

You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about.

Heh. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 03:12, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

An unusual complaint

Hi Keitei - in contrast to most user whining, I'm just wondering why you didn't huff Gary Peach - it seems like slandanity to me, Wikipedia and Google! Unless I'm missing something, like that Gary is a personal friend of Codeine's Mum!  :-) -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:54, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

The external link at the bottom; the dude is a convicted child porn viewer. And while maybe his article will not be the best publicity for him, he's in the public sphere. Feel free to VfD, but he's somewhat notable. Dunno about the article though; I don't tend to read them closely, wastes too many brain cells. --KATIE!! 18:39, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

I deleted the offending article at the time it was created and dealt with the author here. As you can see the Wikipedia version puts us on "funny" ground given our Vanity Policy, though to be honest I'd still happily delete it. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I don't have a problem with anybody deleting it; I just didn't think I should delete it as NRV. But you can delete it as an offense to humanity if you like. Sounds splendid. --KATIE!! 18:56, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm... seems like just a hateful rant with bits of truth thrown in. I'll stick it on VFD though and we'll see if anyone disagrees. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:01, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

RuneScape

Good evening, O Uncyclopedian Superior of Mine. I am currently in the process of cleaning the crap out of the RuneScape article. During my quest, I have noticed a template placed in the Graphics section of the article, obviously by Your Highness. The template is rather large and interferes somewhat with a plan for an image that I have for that section. My question is, would you mind terribly if I were to delete/move (but probably move) the template? I think it fits well in the article, but not where it is. So could I move it around? Or is there a sentimental value to the template that Your Worshipfulness would rather not disturb? Oh, and the changes I've made so far can be found here. --Andorin Kato 02:39, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Ummmmmm. Sure. Knock yourself out. I don't remember adding that, but maybe I did. Probably. Also probably a while ago. So whatevs. I don't even know what RuneScape is (well, maybe I do, but the tiny inkling I possess takes away from the hyperbole of my argument). --KATIE!! 04:03, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

You are most kind and wise, m'lady. --Andorin Kato 05:17, 21 March 2007 (UTC)