User talk:Keitei

ACHTUNG! ACHTUNG!

I'm in and out, but I don't check my email anymore. So, see you around maybe.

It's funny because it's true.

OLD OLD OLD STUFF.

OLD OLD STUFF.

OLD STUFF.

NEW STUFF

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Thank you for addressingthe Vagina issue

Keitei- Thanks forf noticing that the Vagina article was horrible. I have been monitoring it trying to make it less so (via vandalism and edits by nine year olds) but I appreciate you stopping by and tweaking the article. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:33, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

IRC

Aww thanks for signing on in the middle of the afternoon to see me. Take note that I signed on at 2am to see you, but you're not online. *cry*

And I'm a tool? I bet you'd love to use me. —Braydie 01:19, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Wha happah?

What happened to your user page? It's kinda super depressing now. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 07:21, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL, has awarded you: A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.

Oh yeah..

I was looking through our wedding pictures the other day.. I thought they came out quite good. —Braydie 00:06, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Somehow, they managed to fit you in. I don't care that we had to get a helicopter.

:( --KATIE!! 03:25, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

:D —Braydie 07:43, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

QVFD

So I noticed that you huffed a bunch of articles on QVFD just now...

Thanks!

So now you're probably thinking "Okay, I just did my duty as an online admin. What's to thank?" Well, I personally think QVFD is a wonderful thing because it allows us commonfolk to report junk to the sysops so they can die. (The articles, that is.) I like the fact that admins take the time to go over this list and burninate the junk they see- even if it IS, after all, their job. So much junk comes into Uncyclopedia, it's true; most of June 15th's articles were essentially a copy-paste of the top fifteen or so New Pages that I did. (I'm starting to believe that statement at the top of HTBFANJS: "Uncyclopedia gets about 300 new articles a day.Out of those 300, about 290 of them die before they turn 1 day old.") QVFD is partly (well, majorly) responsible for helping keep our world clean, and it's admins like you who deserve recognition for running it.

So to ALL admins... great job. You're very appreciated. /me gives pie

Oh, and your Marijuana rewrite is awesome. Keep a-going. --Andorin Kato 05:33, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

The Don thanks you He is pleased with your work, and hopes that you prosper in your endevours. He extends a hand of friendship, should you need it.

Thanks for getting rid of the table of contents in Film Noir. I'm still a little bit n00by and I didn't know how to do it (It looks much better now). And thanks for the vote too. Don alun 16:41, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

More Thanks

A tall, dark man pushes a note into your hand; it reads: "The The Don thanks you for voting for Film Noir. He offers a free secret from Jimmy the Shoeshine Boy as a reward." The man turns away, muttering he has an appointent with someone's mom...

Thanks for your vote. Don alun 11:51, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

BB thanks thee!

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 11:23, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

THANK'D!!

REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.

Thank you for helping make
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!

You voted on my article, that means you wanna make out with me right? lol, thanks a lot ;) --THINKER 06:43, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

And um, I'll forget I ever read that, Thinker. —Braydie 20:06, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Rename of Hairless panda

I request a rename of the article to Hairless Panda. This is so panda can be capitalized. Thank you. --Eiyuu Kou 17:38, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Happy Birthday katie

And sorry about the other night :< —Braydie 20:05, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

* ChanServ sets mode: +o Braydie
<Ljlego> why'd you do that?
<psychocrabmeat> ban me pls
<psychocrabmeat> i deserve a ban
* Braydie changes topic to 'Happy birthday keitei | QDb!: http://chronarion.org/chirpy | UnNews!: /join #unnews | Stalker's Paradise: http://www.frappr.com/uncyclopedia�'
<Braydie> because I wanted to do that
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Braydie

:D —Braydie 01:26, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Heh, my name was in there. I feel so special.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:39, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

er

nothing much. miss u. —Braydie 07:26, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

HIY

LET'S BE FRIENDS Ж Kalir, Awesome Author_{(alliteration affords additional awesome)} 17:28, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

A moment of your time?

Hi, i'm trying to find good stuff for the Uncyclopedia:Bureaucrats article to save it from being deleted. I figured that an interview with an actual bureaucrat would fit in nicely. Would you mind one? If not, thank you for reading this. Conniving 18:37, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

KT is barely classed as a regular user these days, never mind a Bureau. Try someone like Flammable, who is probably the only active one these days. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hey

I miss you. Hope you're doing well. --PantsMacKenzie 14:05, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Hi... after a while.

I came back /after/ you left, but maybe you check you messages once in a while so figured I'd say hi. -- Village Idiot♠KUN Free Speech 03:36, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

....Keiti...?

Is that you? Are you alive? Can I have your children? ~ 07:49, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

I was surprised no one tried

Elmo's world A universe ruled by Elmo.

Random universe A universe that is so random and spontaneous you can't walk by a chicken without having your pants fly off. --Killer 3.14 18:13, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Fuck you

Fucking idiots admins i can hijack old accounts by creating new accounts you cant fix that fuckers – Preceding unsigned comment added by Keitei (talk • contribs)

Baby, you're so money and you don't even know it. MrX blow me 04:50, 17 September 2022 (UTC)