User talk:Keitei/FINE3

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You heard him.

IRC

Kei kei kei kei. Disconnected. It's doing what happens to sannse's connection. D: —Braydie 19:41, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

It said "You have new messages" and I knew it was you. Also, IRC probably just hates you. And your family. And your children's children. You could always do what I always do when my internet is on the fritz: go to Panera or Starbucks or the Library or something and mooch off the free WiFi. --KATIE!! 19:46, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

"It said "You have new messages" and I knew it was you." Aww, were you thinking about me? Probably about how much you hate me and how annoying it would be if I was to leave a message on your talk page, even when the bear tells me not to.. Well, it's 20:50, 1) hardly worth it, it's only you and 2) they won't be open. It should work soon though, speak to you then dear. —Braydie 19:52, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

<keitei> darn it
<keitei> I have new messages
<keitei> and I just thought "if it's braydie, I'm going to kill him"
<Kalir> KILL THEM TO PIECES.
<keitei> and guess what

--KATIE!! 19:55, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Hahahaha. —Braydie 20:30, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

The next day

D: —Braydie 20:41, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

Okay, fine, we're on speaking terms again. I'm bored. --KATIE!! 20:49, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

I knew you'd come running back. —Braydie 20:53, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

Hey a little help!

Hey wondering if you could give my article a little help don't change the basis of it, just freshen it up a bit add a couple of more jokes make it funnier I would template an add more jokes template but I don't want just anybody messing with it. So what do ya' say? Tell me on my profile or talk for the article please. The article is English gods Lt. Wyoming 21:00, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Wa-hey! Free Food!

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

RabbiTechno 11:18, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Looking forward to seeing the completed 'Women' page, it's shaping up to be a good 'un. RabbiTechno 16:37, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

VFP

Thanks! AmericanBastard 07:06, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

LORD FLUFFY

Guten tag, Keitei!

LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS, HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.

Thou hast gained the blessing of Lord Fluffy! BEENDALAE SANCTALAE SANCTOBELLUM!!! --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 00:31, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

Attention!

I don't know why but...

High Gen. Grue, has given you a gun. Please fire randomly at will.

For teaching me not to over do it on IRC. I appreciate it.Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

Greetings! I come bearing awards.

For the Women article. --Medvedev ^(scream) 16:08, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Medvedev has deemed you worthy of a bearhug. Avoid struggling to minimize injury.

Yeah, I don't know if this is an award or what...

Happy Second UnBirthday!

You have now officially been an Uncyclopedia

member for two full years. Heaven help us.

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—Braydie 20:03, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Shit, I'm late!

Happy UnBirthday!

You have now officially been an Uncyclopedia

member for one full year. Must suck to be you!

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—Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 20:04, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations!

...on the featured article! I knew that one would be a winner when I nommed it! All the best, RabbiTechno 18:19, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Oh, btw...I didn't know it was your birthday the other day - so happy birthday!

Adopt me

PLEEAAASSSEE ADOPT MEEEE!!!!!!!!--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 21:34, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

I require all my children to wear pants. Sorry. --KATIE!! 22:30, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Even Tompkins? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Ok, i'll wear pants when i'm around you.(/me steals Mhailles Pants) Now will you adopt me? --» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:10, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

:(

D: and the two below it. —Braydie 13:01, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Cookie storage

Gert5 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number twenty-two from my free cookie giveaway

Hi

Um, this is all part of a distraction plan. Good luck getting back to doing your work :D :D —Braydie 18:29, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Unacceptable

Come back to the real encyclopedia, you're still editting here! wikibreak due to dieing my ass ;) -137.229.197.96 00:42, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Spoonage

this spoon jazz if your apron is containing pockets then maybe you will encounter spoonage i cant quite say for fact but ive heard that a man with rubber pockets on his apron is mighty queer for stealing soup. —Braydie 21:10, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Thing

Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake! Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.

Oh by the way

We're married now apparently. UnScripts:The Young and the Uncyclopedians. —Braydie 01:44, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Wikipedia administrator

I was still working on it. I just started it. Now let me finish the thing up! ANNAfoxlover 20:06, 3 June 2007 (UTC)