User talk:Ice cream mafia

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Welcome!!![edit source]

"I have awaited this - the day you would come..."
Welcome to the Uncyclopedia!
Cat the Colourful Cat.png Oh, hello, Ice cream mafia, nice that you decided to make an account into... umm... there, this place...

Umm.. Anyways, we're proud of you for making such a wise decicion. We are (and we're going to be) also thankful because of your contributions, but in any case, please read the text below so you won't end up too quickly.

Stop laughing.

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So, again, welcome!

Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 07:19, 14 June, 2012 (UTC)

Pinky[edit source]

No sirree, a rewrite would not hurt that article in the least, especially if it got rid of those lists. But a note to patrollers in the Change Summary won't necessarily protect it. Would you please add {{Construction}} or move it to User:Ice cream mafia/Pinky to make it clear to readers that a project is underway? Thanks. Spıke ¬ 17:48 15-Jun-12

Thanks! Took your advice and just moved it to my page. Ice cream mafia (talk) 16:58, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
From the one line you've written I think you're off to a good start. You could even enter it in our writing competition if you think you could finish in time! --Black Flamingo 19:58, June 15, 2012 (UTC)
Thank you! From how it's shaping up though, it's a bit heavy on the technical and not much on the laughs right now. Maybe I'll keep working on it or submit something else. Ice cream mafia (talk) 16:58, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Your PLS article(s) have been judged and unprotected[edit source]

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Blanking articles[edit source]

Although I laughed at it, what you did with Cruel and unusual punishment could be classed as page blanking, which could lead to a ban from site. I've instead reverted it back, and added Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion#Cruel and unusual punishment (replace with Ice cream mafia's version) to the VFD page. That way the community decides which version to keep and which to dump. Hope that makes sense. I also liked the changes you made to Beard, by the way, which earned you a vote on NotM. I've trimmed down the article a little more, to remove some of the stupid from it, but I'd love to see you do some more on it. Nominally Humane! 04:58 26 Jul

Aha, right. Sorry about that. Thanks for VFDing it. I'll remember to do myself the next time I feel the urge to brutally eviscerate an article. And thanks for the vote! Ice cream mafia (talk) 09:07, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

Award that TKF was too LAZY to award[edit source]

Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment July 2012

Well done. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:07, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

Sweet! Now that I've won this award I can leave Uncyc like a rapidly aging trophy wife.
In all seriousness, though, this was only possible due to viewers like <insert name here>. Thank you. Ice cream mafia (talk) 21:31, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

Jolly good show[edit source]

...and not random at all. Wonder why in bloody hell I didn't think of it myself. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Aug 6 '12 11:00 (UTC)

Why thankee. The whim flew at me and i knew i had to do it. Ice cream mafia (talk) 17:43, August 9, 2012 (UTC)