User talk:Ice cream mafia

Welcome!!!

"I have awaited this - the day you would come..."
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	Oh, hello, Ice cream mafia, nice that you decided to make an account into... umm... there, this place... Umm.. Anyways, we're proud of you for making such a wise decicion. We are (and we're going to be) also thankful because of your contributions, but in any case, please read the text below so you won't end up too quickly. Beginner's Guide - Guide to folks like you. Our Vanity Polices - Making vainty pages is not recommended if you don't want to die. How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid - Like the name says, it teaches "How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid." Nuff said. And remember: Dont be a dick. Uncyclopedian people don't like dicks. Stop laughing. When you are in conversation with other Hungry Spirits of Uncyclopedia, please remember to sing sign your name with ~~~~, or press the () button. It`s important to know who talks and when someone talks. If you don't, you'll feel the consequences. At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Ice cream mafia/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. Well, of course, we here at Uncyclopedia have lots of action and games, so you wouldn`t get bored. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance. Uncyclopedia also sometimes has big competitions, like PLS and others. If you`re still feeling uneasy, come out of the closet and ask from me, admins, IRC, Village Dump or then go and ask from Lyrithya. She knows everything. Really. And don`t forget that you can be always adopted in Adopt-a-Noob program, the best adoptionprogram in world. So, again, welcome! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 07:19, 14 June, 2012 (UTC)

Pinky

No sirree, a rewrite would not hurt that article in the least, especially if it got rid of those lists. But a note to patrollers in the Change Summary won't necessarily protect it. Would you please add {{Construction}} or move it to User:Ice cream mafia/Pinky to make it clear to readers that a project is underway? Thanks. Spıke ¬ 17:48 15-Jun-12

Thanks! Took your advice and just moved it to my page. Ice cream mafia (talk) 16:58, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

From the one line you've written I think you're off to a good start. You could even enter it in our writing competition if you think you could finish in time! --Black Flamingo 19:58, June 15, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you! From how it's shaping up though, it's a bit heavy on the technical and not much on the laughs right now. Maybe I'll keep working on it or submit something else. Ice cream mafia (talk) 16:58, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Your PLS article(s) have been judged and unprotected

Congratulations, participant! Mainspace 'em at your own leisure. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:48, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Blanking articles

Although I laughed at it, what you did with Cruel and unusual punishment could be classed as page blanking, which could lead to a ban from site. I've instead reverted it back, and added Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion#Cruel and unusual punishment (replace with Ice cream mafia's version) to the VFD page. That way the community decides which version to keep and which to dump. Hope that makes sense. I also liked the changes you made to Beard, by the way, which earned you a vote on NotM. I've trimmed down the article a little more, to remove some of the stupid from it, but I'd love to see you do some more on it. Nominally Humane! 04:58 26 Jul

Aha, right. Sorry about that. Thanks for VFDing it. I'll remember to do myself the next time I feel the urge to brutally eviscerate an article. And thanks for the vote! Ice cream mafia (talk) 09:07, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

Award that TKF was too LAZY to award

	Noob of the Moment July 2012

Well done. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:07, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

Sweet! Now that I've won this award I can leave Uncyc like a rapidly aging trophy wife.

In all seriousness, though, this was only possible due to viewers like <insert name here>. Thank you. Ice cream mafia (talk) 21:31, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

Jolly good show

...and not random at all. Wonder why in bloody hell I didn't think of it myself. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Aug 6 '12 11:00 (UTC)

Why thankee. The whim flew at me and i knew i had to do it. Ice cream mafia (talk) 17:43, August 9, 2012 (UTC)