User:Jrolee

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Jrolee Aka James Lee Quite useless really Jolly Good

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

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Member of the Order

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

Officer Cadet

This user is a total UKer and knows how to queue, shag and shite. (British Uncyclopedians)

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usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user is not a number, they are a free person!

F@H

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

1 I have contributed 1 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team. 1

sc-N This user is a native speaker of Scrabble. sc-N

lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers . lz-X

en-E This user only speaks English because it was a required course in school. en-E

se-L Thith uther thpeakth Simple English with a really thexy lithp. se-L

uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level. uk-4

17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level. 17-4

pika-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu. pika-1

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rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh-N

Meat This user is mostly or entirely made of meat Meat

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

jrolee supports the AAN Campaign. He cares. Do you?

Ain't this user's job, to fuck you on your birthday, anymore.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user has tested positive for ISNJ on the Myers-Briggs Test

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17-G

This user is Unamerican …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)

BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page. BBL

ac-F This user got an F in those African clicky noises and likes their native language better (if they have one). ac-F

bs-E This user only speaks Bullsh!t because it was a required course in school. bs-E

enr-0 This user does not understand Engrish (or understands it with considerable difficulties). enr-0

mor-0 This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . (or understands it with considerable difficulties). mor-0

sl-0 This user does not understand sign language (or understands it with considerable difficulties). sl-0

us-0 This user does not understand American English (or understands it with considerable difficulties). us-0

tlh-0 This user does not understand Klingon (or understands it with considerable difficulties). tlh-0

uk-E This user only speaks Correct English because it was a required course in school. uk-E

ow-0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned. ow-0

br-X This user only speaks British houmour enough to seduce Ricky Gervais. Uugh.

fh-N This user is a native speaker of Fuckhead. fh-N

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user fears the clowns.

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

This user should not be trusted.

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user's head A SPLODE.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

Towel This user is a frood who really knows where their towel is.

... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

238px This user believes all userboxes should be the same size.

GAME This user has lost The Game. GAME

This user's entire personality can be nicely summed up in a series of userboxes.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

Ugly This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his/her user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardisation.

1338 This user knows that 1338 > 1337

GR Grammar Nazi, 4.SS-Division (mot.) Uncyclingpädie

II This user thinks Attack of the Clones sucked |more.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

This user is pissed about admins ignoring policy.

This user is really, really pissed off about admins violating consensus.

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BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page. BBL

This user is Bat Fuck Insane, and froths at the mouth. Reasoning with him will likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or he'll just eat your liver.

This user is a member of the Inner Party and is probably watching you.

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

NI! This user is strange. AGH! GOUGE ME EYES OUT WITH A SPORK!

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts. JoW

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Hey! The above wasn't my fault! Hey!

Moo This user has been known to randomly go around saying Moo. Moo

⅝ This user has been known to type quickly, therefor being more efficent than an AOLer. ⅝

— This space for rent.

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP

I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

C This user is physically dependent on carbon. This user is an Atheist. ...who couldn't care less where the decent articles came from, as long as they are funny.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

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WEREHAMSTER Award

WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!

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