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Jrolee Aka James Lee Quite useless really Jolly Good

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Member of the Order
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British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
...jolly good, what what?!
(British Uncyclopedians)
usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
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eats ham and jam and spamalot!
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

CohoSalmon.jpeg This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
Protein.GIF I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
1 I have contributed 1 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.
sc-NThis user is a native speaker of Scrabble.
lz-XThis user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.
en-EThis user only speaks English because it was a required course in school.
se-LThith uther thpeakth Simple English with a really thexy lithp.
uk-4This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.
17-4This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.
pika-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu.
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
rh-NThis user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
Meat This user is mostly or entirely made of meat

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
jrolee supports the AAN Campaign. He cares. Do you?
One Fierce Beer Coaster icon.jpg This user has no reason to live, but likes it that way.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user has tested positive for ISNJ on the Myers-Briggs Test

17-GThis user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
Unamerican.jpg This user is Unamerican
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)
BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.
ac-FThis user got an F in those African clicky noises and likes their native language better (if they have one).
bs-EThis user only speaks Bullsh!t because it was a required course in school.
enr-0This user does not understand Engrish (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
mor-0This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
sl-0This user does not understand sign language (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
us-0This user does not understand American English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
tlh-0This user does not understand Klingon (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
uk-EThis user only speaks Correct English because it was a required course in school.
ow-0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned.
br-X This user only speaks British houmour enough to seduce Ricky Gervais. Uugh.

fh-NThis user is a native speaker of Fuckhead.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
Nuvola apps important.svg This user hates you and everyone you care about.
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted.
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE.
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
Towel This user is a frood who really knows where their towel is.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
238px This user believes all userboxes should be the same size.
GAME This user has lost The Game.
Crystal kthememgr.png This user's entire personality can be nicely summed up in a series of userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Ugly This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his/her user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardisation.
1338 This user knows that 1338 > 1337
GR Grammar Nazi,
4.SS-Division (mot.) Uncyclingpädie
II This user thinks Attack of the Clones sucked |more.
This user advocates the use of more cowbell.
Face-sad.svg.png This user is pissed about admins ignoring policy.
Noeuroipods.PNG This user is really, really pissed off about admins violating consensus.

tihs userd camn tuyope obver 60 words a mineut

BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.
Eyebeams 248 180.jpg This user is Bat Fuck Insane, and froths at the mouth. Reasoning with him will likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or he'll just eat your liver.

Anieye-45-38.gif This user is a member of the Inner Party and is probably watching you.

Evilbug-lalalalala42.jpg This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
NI! This user is strange. AGH! GOUGE ME EYES OUT WITH A SPORK!
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Hey! The above wasn't my fault!
Moo This user has been known to randomly go around saying Moo.
This user has been known to type quickly, therefor being more efficent than an AOLer.
This space for rent.
High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.
Grandpiano.gif This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Nuvola apps important.svg This user hates you and everyone you care about.
Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Autism11.png I an Aspie, and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively punch them in the face and steal their lunch money).
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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
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C This user is physically dependent on carbon.
BigBrother.jpg This user is an Atheist.
...who couldn't care less where the decent articles came from, as long as they are funny.


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This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Bruce Willis sacrifices his life to save Earth from the asteroid, Buffy dies twice, the aliens' weakness was common tap water, Borat marries a hooker from Dallas and returns to Kazakhstan with her, Creedy kills Sutler and is in turn killed by the mortally wounded V, Daisy runs over Myrtle, leading Wilson to kill Gatsby and then himself, Prufrock isn't Prince Hamlet, Luigi's Mansion is an illusion, Camerlengo Ventresca is the Pope's son, Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are brothers, Piggy and Simon both die, but Ralph and Jack are rescued, Sam Westing is still alive, disguised as Sandy McSouthers, Lowrie fulfills the wish list, but dies, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!
WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.