User:Jrolee

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Jrolee Aka James Lee Quite useless really Jolly Good

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Member of the Order
Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and enjoys driving their Jaguar (NOT: JagWARR).
(British Uncyclopedians)
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usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and
eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

CohoSalmon.jpeg This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
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Protein.GIF I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
1 I have contributed 1 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.
sc-N This user is a native speaker of Scrabble.
lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.
en-E This user only speaks English because it was a required course in school.
se-L Thith uther thpeakth Simple English with a really thexy lithp.
uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.
17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.
pika-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu.
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
Meat This user is mostly or entirely made of meat


Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
jrolee supports the AAN Campaign. He cares. Do you?
One Fierce Beer Coaster icon.jpg If Satan had a hockey team then this user'd be the goalie.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This user has tested positive for ISNJ on the Myers-Briggs Test

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
Unamerican.jpg This user is Unamerican
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.
ac-F This user got an F in those African clicky noises and likes their native language better (if they have one).
bs-E This user only speaks Bullsh!t because it was a required course in school.
enr-0 This user does not understand Engrish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
mor-0 This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
sl-0 This user does not understand sign language and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
us-0 This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
tlh-0 This user does not understand Klingon and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
uk-E This user only speaks Correct English because it was a required course in school.
ow-0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned.
br-X This user only speaks British houmour enough to seduce Ricky Gervais. Uugh.


fh-N This user is a native speaker of Fuckhead.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.


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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted.
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE.
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
Towel This user is a frood who really knows where their towel is.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
238px This user believes all userboxes should be the same size.
GAME This user has lost The Game.
Crystal kthememgr.png This user's entire personality can be nicely summed up in a series of userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Ugly This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his/her user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardisation.
1338 This user knows that 1338 > 1337
GR Grammar Nazi,
4.SS-Division (mot.) Uncyclingpädie
II This user thinks Attack of the Clones sucked |more.
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This user advocates the use of more cowbell.
Face-sad.svg.png This user is pissed about admins ignoring policy.
Noeuroipods.PNG This user is really, really pissed off about admins violating consensus.
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tihs userd camn tuyope obver 60 words a mineut

BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.
Eyebeams 248 180.jpg This user is Bat Fuck Insane, and froths at the mouth. Reasoning with him will likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or he'll just eat your liver.


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Evilbug-lalalalala42.jpg This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
NI! This user is strange. AGH! GOUGE ME EYES OUT WITH A SPORK!
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Hey! The above wasn't my fault!
Moo This user has been known to randomly go around saying Moo.
This user has been known to type quickly, therefor being more efficent than an AOLer.
This space for rent.
High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.
Grandpiano.gif This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.
Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Autism11.png I an Aspie, and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively punch them in the face and steal their lunch money).
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
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C This user is physically dependent on carbon.
BigBrother.jpg This user is an Atheist.
...who couldn't care less where the decent articles came from, as long as they are funny.


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