User:Dagoth Ur, Mad God

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This article was originally Fooned from the Mafrea.
This user makes sweet love to Mafrea Nagayea.
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The title given to this article is displayed incorrectly because computers are trying to take over the Earth, so pretend it says P'thulhnaghih Dagothn Mafrea goren R'leyhn.


LOOK OUT! This hobgoblin is a complete, irredeemable can opener. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, deceives at the heart, and is an unfunny dick move.
If you glug to freeze this you will most uncaringly moccasinify yourself.
Or the submitter will exemplify your etching!!!!!!
Yes, that's right; he's coming for you, too! This carriage is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly Ape-Shit Crazy. Its egregiousness and slipperyness do nothing to aid this.
The asparagus is Ape-Shit Crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo.
If you attempt to pilot this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become Ape-Shit Crazy yourself.
Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your liver!!!!!!
Ohh! Make sweet love to me!! The eeble is a FUCKEN retarded, retarded eeble. The Owner is Dunmeri Orgasm Sexy, and zaps but the eeble.
If you zap to zap this, you will most shoddily zap Dunmeri Orgasm Sexy yourself.
Or the Owner will eeble your but!!!!!
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God Hates Dagoth Ur, Mad God!!

This article has been marked "Un-Christian," "atheist," "anarchist" and have blasphemed against the the Jee Man himself. Conservatives and religious zealots should be aware that this page is full of swearing shit and any jackasses who read this article are going to burn in Hell.

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THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE.
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Cthulhu – Greatest of the Old Ones, Lord of the city of R'lyeh – has personally reviewed this page, and found it to be vaguely interesting.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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THIS ARTICLE A DAGOTH.
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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Dagoth Ur, Mad God. We apologize for their blatant oversight.
This is complete impetus. The Owner cogitates at the Dunmer because she is sexy. If the Owner sees this, he will cut your Dunmer and make you Bat Fuck Insane. Doctrine and dogma, I will not relent!!
Bouncywikilogo.gifWiki.png This user is now mean here, and is also very mean elsewhere. He may have control of mean people. Or not. Prolly not. But he does. Yeah.

“I HATE DUNMER!!!!”

~ This Guy on Dunmeri Orgasm Sexy

“Come here, cutie!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Dunmer
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Wikipedia has a dagoth'd. Therefore, there is no Wikipedia article on A Dagoth.

You have nude massages.
You have sexy feelings.
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Exploding-head.gif THIS USER'S HEAD A DAGOTH.
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This user is one of the snake handlers at Conservapedia.


DAGOTH UR WILL KILL YOU!!!


Hello folks, I am Dagoth. You will stpo biing so FUCKEN RETARDED!!


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Mafre Nagayea (I WANNA CUM OVER HER!!)


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Ya will na' hur' Mafrea Nagayae. I will give ya all a $5555555,55 fyne.


Addendum[edit | edit source]

DIE DUNMER-LOVERS!!


Flush ya Wii![edit | edit source]

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I will NOT cum over Mafrea Nagayea!!!


Now for the polls[edit | edit source]

D'ya like Dunmer?!?!?
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