User talk:Dagoth Ur, Mad God

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I am Dagoth Ur, Mad God. Check my user page at Wikipedia for more info. Dagoth Ur, Mad God 06:56, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Hi Daggers --92.3.221.234 12:04, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Hello, Dagoth Ur, Mad God, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! -- ~ 11:56, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Mr. Dagoth

You are creating crap articles all over the place and I'm getting tired of clearing after you. Start behaving yourself. ~ 09:03, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

The 4 pics

The first was gore. So werw thw swcont and thirt. Thw 4yh was a dunmeri girl.

Dagoth Ur, Mad God 09:38, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Way to Go

On reviewing yourself! :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

hello

hello, Mr Dagoth. 124.176.145.60 07:04, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Hello

Mr I'm not a cat! Stop calling me that! Anyway, I just noticed ya. ;) Glad to see you around the place again. MrN 11:03, May 27

I did not call you a cat. ;) Dagoth Ur, Mad God^{Talk Contribs AAAGH, IMPETUS!!! I LOVE DUNMER!!} 11:23, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Templates

Hey, I stumbled across this earlier and wondered if you could remove it? Those templates add the page to certain categories and that clogs up the categories. Thanks (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 12, 08:07

Are you a fucking retard?

What the fuck made you think you could become an admin Fou-Lu 03:17, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

DUMG is a admin at V.F.D.. Join us and you will be rewarded. -Dagoth03:24, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

Umm, why should I? Fou-Lu 00:51, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

You will be able to do whatever you want. Also, I am making you a sysop at VFD. Dagoth 00:53, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

...You should sign in, I can see your IP Fou-Lu 15:50, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

But DUMG was banned by Catherine Munro. That is why I am an IP. 58.166.52.65 21:39, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA what an idiot Fou-Lu 01:19, 16 June 2008 (UTC)