Wikipatreon

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Wikipatreon is the department of Wikipedia that handles their money, because it is very well known that Wikipedia was made for profit from advertising and affiliates.[1]

History[edit]

Jimbo Wales thought, "OMG Wikipedia be so profitable let get money." So he and his bad friends made Wikipatreon.[2]


Records[edit]

  • The most profit made off a Wikipedia page is Wikipedia's page on themselves[2], has made $7,544,484. (as of December 10, 2019)
  • List of films based on DC Comics made $5,400,637. (as of December 10, 2019)
  • Main Page, Wikipedia's home screen, managed to make $4,960,564. (December 10, 2019)
  • Wikipedia stopped running Wikipatreon support for Australian Broadcasting Corporation on December 11, 2019 because, but made $928,616 total.[2][3]

Footnotes[edit]

  1. That's right, Wikipedia was made for profit. Believe it.
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 Yup, they did.
  3. They stopped running the support when Australians got mad and yelled, "Australia is not a joke, mate."