Wikipatreon

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Wikipatreon is the department of Wikipedia that handles their money, because it is very well known that Wikipedia was made for profit from advertising and affiliates.[1]

Wikipatreon also facilitates the laundering of money from Jimbo Wales' underground cocaine trading ring.

History[edit | edit source]

Jimbo Wales thought, "OMG Wikipedia be so profitable let get money." So he and his bad friends made Wikipatreon.

Records[edit | edit source]

  • The most profit made off a Wikipedia page is Wikipedia's page on themselves,[2] which has made $1,675,544,484. (as of April 11, 2019)
  • Wikipedia stopped running Wikipatreon support for "Australian Broadcasting Corporation" on December 11, 2019, but made $928,616 total.[2][3]
  • The page that made the least money is "Donald Trump", which made $394.

Footnotes[edit | edit source]

  1. ↑ That's right, Wikipedia was made for profit. Believe it.
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 Yup, they did.
  3. ↑ They stopped running the support when Australians got mad and yelled, "Australia is not a joke, bitch."


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