User:Bonner/Awarded
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Shit I Done Got Given[edit | edit source]
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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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In Honor of you, he will write you a poem. There once was someone, <insert name here>, that I knew. You are cooler than the word Kalamazu. |
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Operation: Horizon - Engaged You have helped in Operation: Horizon - Admiral Enzo Aquarius sends his thanks. Long live the Horizon! |
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The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps. |
| Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps! |
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WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway. |
| When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring...... Oh, never mind... |
He's so nice he gave me another...
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Operation: Horizon - Engaged You have helped in Operation: Horizon - Admiral Enzo Aquarius sends his thanks. Long live the Horizon! |
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The Led Balloon humbly thanks you for reading and voting on UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development. |
| Remember, it's for their own damn good! |
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Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!! |
| PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH. |
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The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon. |
| Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales! |
You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
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UNSOC DOUBLEPLUSGOOD MEMBER
PARTY MEMBER HAS DOUBLEPLUSGOOD DEEDS REF PAGE MEDAL GIVEWISE SHOWN DOUBLEPLUSBIG AS AWARD IS PARTY HONOR |
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Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. ~ |
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The Led Balloon has awarded you a free sample of Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, for voting for Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A. |
| What a mouth-full... |
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The Ring of Devandalisers For poking Rieke on irc Rabbi Techno |
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The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again? |
| Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting! |
| Thank you muchly For allowing me access to UNLIMITED power |
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Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays! |
| ...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy!  Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 
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Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno |
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Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game. |
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Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!! |
| Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this... |
Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen. |
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Trar has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
 You fail! |
This atheist wishes you much non-religious merriment as we celebrate the birth of consumerism. |
| Thanks for the card, it's going to look just great hidden down the back of the sofa. Here's wishing you the cutest Christmas ever! Not cute enough? CLICK to try again |
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| Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's! |
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SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS. TAKE HEED. TAKE NOTICE. TAKE COVER. a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau. |
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A Sniper in a pear tree. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines |
| ~ Merry Xmas Bonner/Awarded! ~ |
--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
| Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch |
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The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle. |
| Beware the white stuff! |
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There you go son!
It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! |
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Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence. She likes kittens, and apparently you too. Yay!! Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye. |
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On behalf of Prettiestpretty, Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your vote for Why?:Have Humongous Breasts Appreciatively and with warmest regards, Mrs. Edwin Standish |
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GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop. |
| Thankings from Led Thanks muchly for the vote for me on VFS. Now to abuse my powers... |
You and Boomer, of annoyingly similar nickname fame, both voted for me. You have been around longer. Nonetheless, I being the old coot that I am (^_^) remember your first visit. It was in IRC. I made some cheesy joke about your name, mentioned Family Guy, and we immediately hit it off. I think. Never too sure with you Brits. Anyway, thanks a bunch for your support in VFS, which I finally passed. It will be an honor to serve you.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:33, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
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This is a haiku
Thanking you for voting For
On this article
-RAHB 23:10, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
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Prettiestpretty thanks you for finding Goldilocks and the Three Bears. |
Yeh...hi Bonner. Sorry, I've been really lazy and can't be bothered with the whole template thing. Well actually, this is a template...I'm just substing it in. It's just as generic and unpersonalised as a template, so don't worry about that! Anyway thanks and all for voting for this. Erm, yeh...it's on the frontpage! Woo! Also I created a tribute to it, after some talks with Hypeybole. Anyway, thanks again, Bonner! - [08:44 10 July] Sir FSt Don 
Yettie
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Thanks for the vote David Bowie One magic movement from Kether to Malkuth |
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Splendid, what! UU would like to express his gratitude for you vote on UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies. Therefore, please accept a free gift of Sir John Obvious-Suspect's latest innovation - Sudoku toilet paper, for those mornings when you know you're gonna be in there ages! |
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Thanks for the vote Walpurgis Night Now let's get pissed and enjoy the bonfire! |