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Teh Boner

Bonner
Real Name: Waldo McBaldo.
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Member since: 23:36, June 16, 2007
Occupation: Layabout
IRC name: Bonner
Weapon of Choice: FN P90

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 17 years, 3 months and 29 days.

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