User:Bonner/About Me

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the content-free Bonner that anyone can Bonner,
unless the server goes down, in which case no-one can Bonner.
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Bonner
Real Name: Waldo McBaldo.
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Member since: 23:36, June 16, 2007
Occupation: Layabout
IRC name: Bonner
Weapon of Choice: FN P90
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14 years, 5 months and 9 days.

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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
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Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.
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