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Article: UnNews:Michigan supreme court votes in favor of rapper

Score: 12

Nominated by: Spıke ¬ 11:56 21-Mar-11 11:56, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
For: 12
  1. N/F. Dr. Dre wins in court and TheHumbucker answers a call to render it in rap. Doesn't read like news--shouldn't read like news--this is awesome. Spıke ¬ 11:56 21-Mar-11
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:57, 21 March 2011
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Haha. Best UnNews ever. ~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 13:16, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. For this to be top article of March If anybody does an audio, it has to be done in the style of NWA's "Fuck da Police", understood? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:03, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
  5. For. I'm on a boat! Wait...nope. Jackofspades.png (talk) 16:54, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Great UnNews by TheHumbucker, as usual. How does he do it? --Wanna see a magic trick? 21:37, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
  7. For. I lol'ed Dr. Fenwick 00:40, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Unique. Aleister 1:17 22-3-'11
  9. That is fucking great. Well done, Humbucker. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:46, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
  10. For. Okay, explanation understood Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:21, Mar 24 18:21, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
  11. For. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector.jpg 18:49, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  12. Uh, sure. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:55, 10 April 2011
Against: 0

#Against Great idea, but the rap doesn't scan for me at all. Am I reading it wrong? mAttlobster. (hello) 15:32, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Comments
  • Unfair of me to vote against because I'm obviously not reading it right; but to me it doesn't scan at all. What's the meter mother-fucker? mAttlobster. (hello) 17:18, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
    Rap is not my specialty, but I made a few corrections. The meter does change. Listen to the Dexter Audio, whenever I finish shaming him into doing it. Spıke ¬ 18:30 21-Mar-11
    Can't be done. At least not for a month, anyway. There's an issue that I'd rather not talk about. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:22, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
    I could probably do it... except... I'd need another guy, and I'd need to convince my girlfriend to rap, and I'm not sure I can do that. Sigh. Oh, and Matt: It'll scan fine. I could make it work. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:50, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
    I would rap, but I'd probably end up sounding like fricken' Frankenstein or something. "I'm with it, I'm hip! Duca duca duca duca duca..." -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:32, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
  • Comment. This is UnNews? Abstain Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:33, Mar 23 14:33, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
    Yes, it is UnNews. Some get it, some don't. The way I see it is sometimes there needs to be an article that changes everything; opens everyone's eyes to a new was of doing things. It's like A wizard did it for UnNews. So who cares if it doesn't read like a regular UnNews? Just as long as it's funny. --Wanna see a magic trick? 14:47, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
    I usually care a lot about that; not this time. This is based on an actual news story; and, given that the litigant is a rapper and the state is Michigan, this is exactly the way to play it. Spıke ¬ 15:01 23-Mar-11
    There ya go, like I said: it opens everyone's eyes to a new was of doing things, even SPIKE. --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:05, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
    It was actual SPIKE's idea to do it this way. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:22, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
    I know. --Wanna see a magic trick? 01:41, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
  • What... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:05, 26 March 2011

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