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Article: UnNews:Area 51 opened to public

Score: 12 disillusioned conspiracy theorists

Nominated by: David Gerard 00:56, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
For: 13
  1. Nom and For - I cackled with glee, I wished I'd written this myself - David Gerard 00:56, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. For Very good. Masterd 03:08, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Self For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 04:37, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:16, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. Genius --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 11:20, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. for. how delightfully absurd! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:21, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 21:15, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
  8. Dig it. Dig it good. -RAHB 09:33, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
  9. For. Heh, I quite enjoyed that one. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:36, Aug 26
  10. For. I'm not a sock puppet. Not until the operation, anyway. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:58, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
  11. Awesome --Moneke 12:24, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
  12. For.   Le Cejak • <16:11, 27 Aug 2008>
  13. For. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:20, Aug 28
Against: 1
  1. Against. Just doesn't seem feature-worthy to me... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 04:45, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Agains. Not so good to be featured
  3. Against. 86.105.209.78 08:46, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Porcina 08:50, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
Stop socking --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 09:14, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Abstain - I'd call this article "smart" before I'd call it "funny." Not gonna vote against smart, though. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:02, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
    Regret: Why doesn't it? Also, addressing Hype, something doesn't need shitty innuendo or fuck annoying conversation to be funny. It's very clever - something most articles lack these days. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 09:17, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
    It sounds like you have something against "shitty innuendo" & "fuck annoying conversation". I take it you won't be attending any more of my tea parties? Pity. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:01, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
    @DJ: Just because you think something's hilarious or stupid or both doesn't mean everyone else agrees. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:21, Aug 27
    @TLB: no u, also I don't see why I can't ask why it "just doesn't seem feature-worthy" even if I did sound like a dick :P (sockpuppets, they set off my allergies you know D: ). --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:11, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
    @home. I is foldin' ur proteens. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:25, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
    @Modus: Awww no tea parties --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:17, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
    Yeah, DJ, I'm well aware of your opinion that anything not written in extremely highbrow and sanitary language is inherently unfunny. And, well, if you don't find anything written in a conversational tone funny, I guess that's your sense of humor. But I'm not going to accept the converse - that just because something is well-written, it's also funny. This article is indeed very well-written, but did not make me laugh. Even once. Mostly, I just found it interesting. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:42, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
    Lies! also Truth! What I'm arguing mainly against is the raft of conversational articles that seem to be all the rage nowadays, I enjoy juvenile stuff to but I just think things with a smart/clever concept are a much better advertisement for the site, things such as Red Light are awesome as they have a good idea, a regular conversation in article form isn't that interesting or clever. And if you're bitter about the Broccoli thing you wrote, yes, I would vote for that now and I regret no doing so. There. Wait, slightly to the left. There. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:15, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
    It's like watching history repeat itself. This is how the Shia - Sunni split started. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:28, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
    The weather in Scotland is kinda like that. It's either sunni or it's shiite. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:44, 28 Aug 2008
    Les Nessman: "How do you pronounce this?"
    Bailey Quarters: "It's shee-ite, Les."
    Les Nessman: "Oh. Thank goodness." Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:53, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

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