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Article: Rob Gronkowski	Score: 13 Gronk spikes
Nominated by:	OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 00:51, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
For: 13	Nom and for. Congrats Patriots on making another Super Bowl! (kill me.. if it's not the Chiefs, it's the Pats..). Here's an article on your famed tight end, not wide receiver, who likes the number 69! (I did this article in the style of how Gronk is portrayed on the web cartoon Gridiron Heights) OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 00:51, 26 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 00:59, 26 January 2026 (UTC)  For. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 01:00, 26 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Article funny and me like how wrote in broken English. OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 21:58, 27 January 2026 (UTC)  For. haahah funner slurOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 22:00, 27 January 2026 (UTC) Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 22:00, 27 January 2026 (UTC)  Get a life, Tom! MrX blow me 05:48, 28 January 2026 (UTC)  For. They're telling me he's not related to Baby Gronk! They're telling me, Baby Gronk isn't even a contender... I don't know why they keep telling me these things, it just makes me sad. Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 07:29, 28 January 2026 (UTC)  For. 09:26, 28 January 2026 (UTC) Total fucking genius Orangutang94. Really well done. ShabiDOO 10:39, 28 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Donkey'd my kong M K 12:26, 28 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Gronky Kong! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 13:43, 28 January 2026 (UTC)  For. me eat many TIE PODS with Gronk, but me no wonder where TIE PODS come from... Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:49, 28 January 2026 (UTC)  For. everyone else voted yes so I'm hopping on the bandwagon Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 17:23, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
Against: 0	No against votes

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