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Jewish Holidays (history, logs)

Article: Jewish Holidays

Score: 16 deep fried pastries which stand for the everlasting kvetching of the Jewish race

Nominated by: ~Jewriken.GIF 19:40, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
For: 17
  1. SNF Got a first runner up for best article in the PLS. Also, have a heart for me and my Jewish brethren for having to suffer this cycle each-and-every-year-over-and-over-and-over-again....~Jewriken.GIF 19:40, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. Let's eat! -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif
  3. Dig Hammantaschen? I hardly even know her! --THINKER 04:32, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For -RAHB 00:56, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:42, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  6. Strong For Some good stuff in there. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:10, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  10:47, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. I think I might be Jewish. It would explain why kids keep throwing rocks at me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:02, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  9. For It is Hatikvah of yours truly that this article be featured. (I may not be able to speak Hebrew, but at least I know the Israeli national anthem. "Hatikvah" means "The Hope", in case you were wondering.) -- Big Brother Sig Part 1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 19:28, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  10. FOR if this gets on the front page, it will be a Mitzvah! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:42, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 10:46, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  12. For Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png
  13. For Slithy Tove 23:56, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  14. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:34, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
  15. For. I laughed quite a bit. Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:08, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
  16. For --Dexter111344 01:27, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
  17. Strong Jewish For Now, Lets Eat!--General And Min. THEDUDEMANSucrose b.gif 15:38, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
Against: 1
  1. I can't believe I'm voting against a Mordillo piece. But to be honest, although it has some good parts, I don't find it that funny. It's based on a single joke, moking the "in every generation they come to kill us" complain which is too much of a common place. Also, the Yom Haatzmaut bit.. you have to assume some historical innacuracies as true stuff to find it funny. I know it's about humor and not about historiography, but still, it spoils it for me.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 05:01, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

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