Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Have fun without alcohol

Article: HowTo:Have fun without alcohol	Score: 4 not-beers consumed
Nominated by:	~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF (@ 00:05 24 Dec, 2007)
For: 6	N♥m && f♥r. Clever article by our new NotM friend. A gem. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF (@ 00:05 24 Dec, 2007) Strong For. More meat on the bones? Of course, the shortness is part of the joke. Being straight-edge myself, this hit close to home :( -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 02:51, 24 December 2007 (UTC) I agree. This is funny. --Randy Bentwick 07:44, 24 December 2007 (UTC) *weak Hic* The execution is a little poor, but the article still managed to make me laugh. --Farley of the Sheep-Filled Meadows Try not to puke...(Please!) 13:55, 24 December 2007 (UTC) For - another gem by So So --Æ 18:35, 24 December 2007 (UTC) For. cheesy but yes ShabiDOO 09:07, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 2	Against. Feels more "promising" than "feature now" to me. Interesting, but I like the idea far more than the execution. Sorry. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:07, 24 December 2007 (UTC) No Don't like it, sorry. --Signed by Elassint the Great ^Hi! 02:58, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain So-So has made much better articles than this. Don't get me wrong, it's funny it's just that... featurable? Seriously? Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 24 / 00:14) Abstain. Per Cajek. Sorry So So. It just seems kind of short. Needs some meat on its bones. I can't vote against though, because it's bloody funny what you've got there. I just don't think it's for the front page. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:30 Dec 24, 2007