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Biology (history, logs)

Article: Biology

Score: 10 confused students 300x1.jpg

Nominated by: Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:01, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
For: 12
  1. Self-Nom & For. Jeez, guys, if you're all too bashful to whore your own articles and give VFH a kick start, I guess it's up to me. Plus I've always sort of thought this was kind of clever, even if no one actually comes to find it funny but me. Yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:01, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
  2. For, but where's the pee review? Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 22:03, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
  3. For. Pee reviews are for girls. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:46, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
  4. For. He's got an Ology! Is that good? Don't gild the Guildy... Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:34, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. The first part of this article was a good as the second part of this article.[1]  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  02 Apr 2010 ~ 06:24 (UTC)
  6. For. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGPlease talk to me. Please. MUN CUN RotM 07:12, Apr 2, 2010 07:12, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:30, 6 April 2010
  8. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 08:23, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
  9. For. I was sure I voted on this already ChiefjusticePS2 13:57, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Thinmint.jpg Minty. per chief. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 00:48,12April,2010
  11. For. How about not adding the "Did you mean" link, ever? Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 12:49, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. Ahhhhhh! Again, I just never read this, with my semi-long trip to Vegas and all, and when I did, of course. And anyone who puts a Kill Bill poster/pic/reference on a page will usually get my attention. Aleister sans Chains 00:14 15 mmx
Against: 2
  1. Against. How about a "Did you mean" link on top that redirects people to the science? InMooseWeTrust 22:46, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Against. - I didn't really laugh much ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 22:24, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I really liked it for the first half, but the second half couldn't carry the momentum for me. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 23:22, Mar 29 2010
  • Comment. Here's the Pee--a good one from Hyperbole at that. I remember that I was going to revise/rewrite this at some point per his advice, but then I completely forgot (sorry Hype). I guess I'll just see what happens. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:30, March 30, 2010 (UTC)

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[Henshū] gaiyō jinrui to iu tane ga, honrai no motsu sore ijō no supekku to nōryoku o ete saranaru hatten o hirogeru tame no kenkyū jikken ga, ikimonogaku no hon'idearu. Hito ni wanai tsubasa o motsu chōrui kara suichū kokyū kikantaru era o motsu gyorui, shinka no ue de ningen ga ichido wa kirisuteta shippo nado no konseki kikan made, atsukau taishō wa taki ni wataru. Ikimonogaku no konkan o sasaeru shisō wa, 3 seiki kara 4 seiki ni kakete sudeni seijuku shite ita. Kirisutokyō tōjō izen no seiyōde wa, tashinkyō-tekina Ejiputo bunka, Girishia bunka, rōma bunka no eikyō ken'nai ni atte, hito ga kami ni naru koto (ningen o koeru) wa jinsei saidai no mokuhyō to sa rete ita. Gunōshisu to yoba reta kono shisō wa ato ni,-shin o zettai to shi `kami ni sukutte morau' to iu tarikihongan o mottō to suru kirisutokyō ni yotte dan'atsu sa re kieru koto ni naruga, sono jidai kara sudeni “ningen ga ningen o koeru” to iu shisō wa tōzen no yō ni sonzai shite ita. Gendai ni nokoru oni no sharekōbe. Osorakuha tōji no gakusha-tachi ni your jintai kaizō no jikken-taideatta node wanai ka to suisoku sa reru. Gakusha wa ryōshiki ga kitai dekinai shokugyō to shite wa saikōhō ni ichi suru monodearuga [1 ],-chū demo ikimonogaku-sha wa kyoka sae orireba sugu ni demo jintai jikken o okonaitai to omotte iru yōna kiken jinbutsu no shūdan to itte sashitsukaenai. Rinri nado to iu mendō katsu uttōshī shibari ga aru tame ni yamu o ezu morumotto ya shōjōbae de gaman shite wa iru mono no, jikken-tai ni shite mo shakai-teki ni mattaku mondainai to omowa reru yōna jinshu o miru tabi ni hagayui omoi o shite iru yōna renchūdeari, hetawoutsu to rachi no ue ni jikken-tai ni sa re kanenainode chikadzukanai kata ga bunandearu [2 ]. Ganrai ningen ni wa sonzaishinai kikan o yōfuyō o towazu hatsugen sa seru kenkyū wa kaizō ningen ni tsūjiru mono ga aru ga, ikimonogaku to shite no shōten wa kaizō ishokude wa naku, akumademo hyōteki kikan no shizenhatsusei ni your bunka ni shibora reru. Seibutsu-shu ga tane to shite nintei sa reru tame no jōken to shite `kōhai ni yotte san-dai ikō no shison o nokoseru' koto ga age rare, koreha hatsugen shita tokui-teki kikan ga, kōhai ni yotte san-dai ikō made shizen hatsugen deki uru koto ga jōken to naru [3 ]. Mata jinkō bakuhatsu ga shinkoku-ka suru sakkon,`junsuina hito to no kōhai ni yotte shison o nokoseru' koto ga kanete yori jūyō-shi sa rete iruga, i shuzoku dōshi no yūsei seishoku (jūkan mo fukumu) ni your shunohozon o kanō to suru gijutsu kenkyū ga kabe ni tsumazuite hisashī. Gendai no ikimonogaku wa imada idenshi no sōi ni your seishoku-teki kakuri o kokufuku shi jusei o kanō to suru shisutemu o kumitate rareru dankai ni naku, sorera wa mada tōmen no kenkyū taishō to wa kangae rarete inai. Shikashi, hitogenomu keikaku no shūryō ni yori genomudēta no kaishaku kenkyū ga hajimatte ori, izure wa tsuno ya nekomimi ya shippo o motsu A jinshu ga shizen ni umare, atarimae no yō ni seibutsu katsudō o okonaeru yukaina jidai ga jitsugen surudarou to shite chūmoku sa rete iru. [Edit] Summary

Species of mankind, research and experiments to spread the further development and to obtain the original of having more specs and capabilities, is the real intention of biology. Fish with underwater breathing organ serving gills from birds with no wings to people, to vestigial organs, such as tail human truncated once on the evolution, is subject to handle diverse.

Thought to support the foundation of biology, already had matured from 3 century to the 4th century. In Christianity appeared earlier Western, polytheistic Egyptian culture, Greek culture, and be in effect within the Roman culture, that person becomes a God (more than a human) is it has been the biggest goal life. After this thought that was called Gnostic, but the absolute God would be to disappear is oppression by Christianity that motto the justification by faith that "get saved to God", already "human is more than human beings from that era idea "was present for granted. Skull demon that remains to modern. It is speculated that than was an experimental body of the human body remodeling possibly by the time of the scholars.

Scholar [1], which is intended to be located in the highest peak as the profession that can not be expected to decency, inter alia biologists and population of dangerous person as I want to do the human experimentation even immediately if Orire even permit permissible to say. Although it is by patience in to give not guinea pigs and Drosophila a cease because of the tied cumbersome and annoying that such ethics, and impatient I think every time you see the race, such as seems to be no socially no problem even if the experimental body a is the guys like being, is safe is better to stay away because it does not otherwise be in the experimental body on top of that the abduction hit the poor [2].

Originally Although human studies to be expressed regardless Yes No a no organs are those leading to modified human, the focus of a biological rather than the modification-transplantation, essentially it is narrowed down to differentiation by spontaneous target organ . "I leave the subsequent three generations by mating progeny" as a condition for species is certified as a seed that can be mentioned, this is the specific organ that expression, it is a condition that can be naturally expressed to three generations later by mating [3]. The recent population explosion is more serious, "and leave the offspring by mating with pure human" thing is bell to have been more important, can the Species Survival by sexual reproduction between different races (including bestiality) technology studies and has long stumbled on the wall. Biology of modern without the stage where assembled a system that still allows for overcoming fertilized reproductive isolation due to the difference in the gene, they are not considered yet the immediate study. However, by the end of the Human Genome Project has begun to interpret the study of genome data, one's sub-race with a corner and cat ears and tail are natural born, to realize the commonplace of amusing era that allows the biological activity as and has attracted attention as a wax.