Uncyclopedia:Top10 09/Jan

Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Top 10 voting process. The rules are simple. You go through all of the featured articles of the last month, and you pick your favorite 10. You only get 10 votes, so choose wisely. Also, you may only vote once for each article you decide to vote for. After a while, or whenever we feel like it, we'll end the voting and the 3 articles with the most votes will become Uncyclopedia's Top 3 of January 2009. If there are any ties I don't know what will happen, so try to avoid ties.

All entries are in alphabetical order for easier finding. Sign your votes using #your name. IP votes are counted as half a vote. Please update the score when you add your name.

Remember: Only 10 votes.Voting ends on the 15th

Assassins from the future Score: 10 (Featured: 30 January 2009) 15Mickey20 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Necropaxx Modusoperandi IronLung Cap'n Ben Docile hippopotamus Under user Tagstit Mordillo Billy Mays Score: 1 (Featured: 22 January 2009) Gerrycheevers Brothel Score: 2 (Featured: 24 January 2009) Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Necropaxx Category:My sojourn Score: 5 (Featured: 20 January 2009) RAHB Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Hyperbole Sonic80 Mordillo Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant) Score: 5 (Featured: 8 January 2009) RAHB Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Hyperbole Cap'n Ben Mordillo Confession (Catholicism) Score: 2 (Featured: 17 January 2009) Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Modusoperandi Dune Score: 6 (Featured: 27 January 2009) RAHB Necropaxx Hyperbole Modusoperandi Sycamore Mordillo Edvard Munch Score: 5 (Featured: 6 January 2009) RAHB Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Modusoperandi Cap'n Ben Sycamore Give a shit Score: 1 (Featured: 28 January 2009) Hyperbole HowTo:Be A Damsel In Distress Score: 5 (Featured: 31 January 2009) 15Mickey20 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Prettiestpretty Under user Tagstit Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? Score: 4 (Featured: 19 January 2009) RAHB Sonic80 Under user Tagstit Make Poverty History Score: 0 (Featured: 16 January 2009) Poetry Score: 3 (Featured: 26 January 2009) Necropaxx Sonic80 Mnbvcxz Pre-decimal British Coinage Score: 4 (Featured: 5 January 2009) Necropaxx IronLung Cap'n Ben Mordillo

Scary Movie Score: 3 (Featured: 21 January 2009) Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Docile hippopotamus Tagstit Snuggie Score: 6 (Featured: 2 January 2009) RAHB Sonic80 IronLung Prettiestpretty Under user Tagstit The Female Drivers' Guide to the Road (American Version) Score: 2 (Featured: 9 January 2009) Hyperbole Tagstit The defense rests, your honor Score: 10 (Featured: 3 January 2009) RAHB Mnbvcxz Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Necropaxx Sonic80 Modusoperandi IronLung Cap'n Ben Docile hippopotamus Under user UnBooks:Hospital Score: 1 (Featured: 29 January 2009) Necropaxx UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems) Score: 3 (Featured: 25 January 2009) RAHB Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Sonic80 UnNews:2008: Year in Review Score: 3 (Featured: 12 January 2009) Necropaxx Under user Mordillo UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition Score: 1 (Featured: 4 January 2009) RAHB UnNews:Recession forces Santa to relocate Score: 0 (Featured: 13 January 2009) UnScripts:Song of the South Score: 9 (Featured: 23 January 2009) Mnbvcxz Necropaxx Hyperbole So So IronLung Cap'n Ben Docile hippopotamus Under user Bradaphraser UnBooks:The Digital Divide Score: 1 (Featured: 15 January 2009) Sycamore Why?:Do a Pee Review Score: 2 (Featured: 14 January 2009) Mnbvcxz Docile hippopotamus Why?:Is my molten steel bill so high? Score: 7 (Featured: 10 January 2009) 15Mickey20 Necropaxx Hyperbole Cap'n Ben Gerrycheevers Under user Tagstit

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