Talk:Oscar Wilde/Archive1

“There is only one thing in the world worst than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”

~ Some dead guy (probally not Oscar Wilde) on Talk:Oscar Wilde

Quotes

Suggestion for quote in the "Oscar Wilde quote saga" section:

 "If Worse Comes to Worse, I'll Quote Oscar Wilde."
      - Oscar Wilde on If Worse Comes Worse.

--JJ

I've added some quotes on top how are they? --KingNike 22:59, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Filmography

I paired it down. The thing got huge. In this case, "huge" means "long eoung that people apparently didn't want to read through it and see that Wilde Wilde West, Brokeback Mountain, and Girls Gone Wilde were already there".

      I think that all the info in this article is true!
                                 --Darth Plaugueis the wise 02:27, 13 November 2006 (UTC)Darth Plagueis the wise

Way too long

This page needs needs to have all the unfunny crap cut out. There are some good jokes, but the bulk of it is just crap.

For example, there are 2 filmographies. That tells me 2 things: 1. 2 people thought of some of the exact same jokes. 2. one of those people didn't check to see if a joke that obvious was already in the article.

I've consolidated most of the lists into 1 section. There are way too many lists.

EDIT: There are no longer too many lists.

Oscar and Alfy

No, really, they were both into girls, not each other. History has been lying to you all about Oscar Wilde being gay. The only reason everyone makes Oscar Wilde out to be gay is because without the sodomy scandal, he would've just been another English humorist and writer. So I included the part about him and Alfy, the only thing which turns Oscar into a famous man instead of just another funny individual.

the "Wilde" movie section

Feel free to change that section if it's not funny, but leave in some mention of that craptacularly bad movie. Also, does the thing about Jude Law's restraining order make sense?

好笑或好?

我不喜欢它. 我觉得如果笨好不好好笑. 是好总统. 你们是坏. 停止一切威胁. 只有这样,你可以幽默、或愚蠢、或什么的. احب. غبي احمق ، وهو حسن حسن. يجعلون النقطه. اذا كنتم لا احد سيجعلك اكل البطاطس. :

احب. غبي احمق ، وهو حسن حسن. يجعلون النقطه. اذا كنتم لا احد سيجعلك اكل البطاطس. :

Durkha durkha, Mouhammed jihad?

Allah! Mouhammed jihad durkha durkha...

Complaints about Famine's Hatchet Job

Hey, who deleted that extrordinarily long title? It was really funny. --User:Imp88

Agreed. WTF? Deleting the achievements, deaths, and things said about section makes it short and boring.

Then write some ACTUAL CONTENT that's amusing, to replace the massive boring-ass list of crap that got whacked. In fact, instead of wring some random crap that has no relevance to Oscar Wilde, why not learn who he is first. Hit the wikipedia page on Oscar Wilde. Read one of his books. At least be educated about who the guy was and what he did before dumping shit onto this page. A major part of this website is Satire, which means that what you write should have some connection to the truth. Just adding a thousand unconnected names and a list of crap like:

• 0 P.C. - Wilde declares Cheese the new universal currency.
• 0.0001 P.C. - Wilde gets the stuffing beaten out of him by Batman (who was also cloned from a discarded kleenex) for declaring cheese the universal currency and thus rendering Batman's money mostly useless.

and

• 1152 AD - Killed by a jackal, while helpless.
• 1152 AD - Killed by sipping boiling water.

isn't Satire, nor is it really amusing. In small doses, maybe. As a massive page, no. Quality, people. Not quantity. Do some research, and write some good satire. I'm all for making this a great page of Satire. I'm 100% against making it one huge-ass unfunny list of random events. ~Sir Famine, Vandal♣er 22:12, 10 April 2006 (UTC)

This new version has nothing on the other

--- seconded. The article is, at the moment, merely stupid. KM

Old Complaints

Um, excuse me, it makes far more sense for him to have been born in the future and died at some point in the past. It's the only real explanation for most of the quotes here that aren't made up.

Whats the big deal about Ocar Wilde anyway?

Wilde president

• What the hell? The recurring Oscar Wilde quotes are facking hilarious youre all insane.

• It's not funny
• It's not random
• It's not bizarre

but it certainly is lame. I'm not remotely interested whether he's on your list of presidents. When did consistency become the defining quality of uncyclopedia? Did I miss a memo? Motor 08:20, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Consistancy makes it funnier, its mor elike a story that way. If its random bs, it isnt funny. Rangeley 17:04, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Ok, both of you, quit fighting. This isnt a forum --Nytrospawn 17:39, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC) Oscar_Wilde_Loyalists

Banned... for what, exactly? For editing articles to make them funnier? I started editing the Widle article to make it better, more consistent and less like a four-year old's idea of humour. One edit involved removing the presidential template stuff, which is crap. After Rangeley's tantrum, I then altered the presidents list to put Nicole Ritchie back in her proper place as a reelected president and altered the other "president" articles to be consistent. I even stitched his "presidential" copy into the Wilde article itself and kept it consistent... which I consider quite a good idea. How on Earth is justification for a ban? If you want to ban anyone, I'd suggest banning him since he keeps removing perfectly good copy from the Wilde article. Motor 17:45, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Ban for removeing other peoples contributions. Only Admins can do this. We have a precedence for it --Nytrospawn 17:49, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)

In fact, I will be mulling over whether or not to ban both Rangley and you. Edit warriors are not welcome here --Nytrospawn 17:51, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)

What contributions have I removed? You have already posted this claim on my talk page. Perhaps you should check the posting history before throwing around threats of banning. Once you have checked, feel free to come back and ask any questions you like. In the meantime, I am going to restore the Oscar Wilde article its funnier presidential-less version. This will, naturally, make it inconsistent with the Presidents list... but since I'm not allowed to edit that list without getting banned for somehow "removing" a contribution... it'll have to stay wrong. Motor 17:57, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I dont want either of us banned, because I am sure both of us can contibute good to Uncylopedia. I thought what Motor was doing was wrong, but I am not allowed to fix it. I dont intend to be an edit warrior, Id much rather write stories that interest me. If Motor wants to edit it out, so be it. I wont edit it back. Rangeley 18:04, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I'll tell you what... in the spirit of cooperation, you pick another 36th president of the United States and I'll be happy to help you make thw whole thing consistent. I chose Nichole Ritchie to have another term, but I'm not wedded to the idea. As long as it's not Oscar Wilde, I'm not bothered. Motor

How about Tom Cruise? Rangeley 18:16, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Agreed. The list is edited and the before/afters are fixed and I've done some minor fixes on the article texts. The only thing remaining is to edit Tom Cruise's article to reflect his new elevated place in history (which I'll leave to you), and fix the The Presidential Battle Royale of 1975. Motor 18:36, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I've been thinking about Oscar Wilde Loyalists... it may be possible to salvage it by explaining that they took their name from one of Wilde's quotes or stories. Motor 18:48, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Well, I just renamed it Tom Cruise Loyalists, as its pretty integral to the whole plot line in the battle presidential royale story. Rangeley 19:00, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Finally I can edit almost anything anyhow on this place and I wont get banned for vandalism..yay

The horrible horrible truth

Eric Leavitt was my math teacher!

I was browsing past this website when I stumbled upon "Eric Leavitt is rumoured to know where Oscar Wilde is, but he's not talking." I wonder who from my school put this up here? --EatAlbertaBeef 04:04, 15 Oct 2005 (UTC) [1]

Minor edit.

Added a history item related to the Great Doobie War. I will be creating a new article concerning said war, along with some minor updates to Pope John Paul 2.0's article and a complete revamp of the Genghis Khan article. Constructive criticism or advice would be appreciated.

MisterMister 18:09, 16 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Banned User Heading?

I've seen this article vadalized quite often, and I was just wondering whether it should have the {{Number of Bans}} heading on it. Any thoughts? --Poofers 01:27, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

It is a hugely popular page (probably top-10 most visited). --Poofers 01:28, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

umm ... no not really --Nerd42 03:16, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

No thoughts, I meant --Nerd42 03:17, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Then come up with an opinion, you tool. --Poofers 05:19, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

No need to get testy about things. I think a template might be too distracting on this page. --—rc (t) 05:26, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Good point. Maybe at the bottom of the page? But then, that kind of defeats the purpose of the heading. --Poofers 04:28, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

And I don't count well. I do ban well, so a template would be like a warning. And I don't usually give warnings. So I vote against the template. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 00:09, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Ok, I'm conviced. Against my own idea (damn me, the ignorant bastard). --Poofers 01:09, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

still no thoughts happening --Nerd42 01:28, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

dont ban me

little treasure trove of REAL oscar wilde quotes: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/o/oscar_wilde.html

found it somehow. -206.191.39.25 00:09, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Codename: Wildebeest

Hey, folks. I don't know if this has been mentioned before, but Accoutrements makes an Oscar Wilde action figure. Get it here. He towers two inches above your GI Joe figures, making him an unstoppable foe to COBRA and the Decepticons. -Slander

It got screwed

Did anyone save a copy of the old version of this? Some cockjockey deleted it and replaced it with some l337 crap. Knock yourselves out replacing it...

Tupac Shakur

Im the one adding the Tupac quotes lol. -The Nefarious D.A.E (Whimsickal) Check out my Tupac Article btw.

Phil Osophy

Phil claims he's much more intelligent then Oscar Wilde and thinks that Oscar doesn't care about Turkish Labourmen.

Hey, I used some of your quotes in my report on Oscar Wilde, and they really saved my ass getting it in on time. But my teachers saying that the quotes are fake and I need to verify them in order to be allowed to pass. Can you guys give me the sources for these quotes? I really need to pass this quarter.

Umm...the quotes are fake? --Poofers 05:32, 7 April 2006 (UTC)

^ don't listen to him: he's a troll. All the quotes are 100% genuine and come from Wilde's opus, De Profundis (rough translation: "Profound Quotes"). Your teacher probably just wants you to reference your sources. Here's a sample to use in your bibliograpy (using the GWAR style of reference - if this is for something other than English, such as History, I'd recommend using the NAMBLA style):

Wilde, Oscar. De Profundis. London: Benjamin Dover Publications Inc, 1842.

Hope that helps! ^_^ CogDisso 23:46, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Many Deaths, etc

What happened to it?

Someone deleted the picture and quotes

Why? Crazyswordsman 05:24, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

Everyone! Oscar Wilde is gay!

Okay, I have heard rumors that Oscar Wilde is gay. If anyone doesn't believe me I can prove it. --?

Really? I heard a rumour that the Pope's a Catholic and that bears shit in the woods, too. Maybe you could investigate these contentious issues whilst you;re at it, Sherlock. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:06, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

WOAH I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS THING BEFORE. TELL ME MORE.

Oscar Wilde is gay I'm Serious

OK, this is just a simple misunderstanding, I found out that Oscar was gay when I saw the wikipedia version article about Oscar Wilde. Just go to wikipedia and go to Oscar Wilde. It will say on the first paragraph. --Crumb

go to frikin wikipedia and look at the frikin Oscar Wilde article

You're the only one this is news to, kid. And so what, anyway? Nobody cares. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 08:41, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

You'll be telling me that Noel Coward is next......you people..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Well, he is gay. I was only telling the truth. --Crumb

Let me ask you this one question. Are we Wikipedia? No. --ZombieJeff 00:21, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

Right, right. Next you'll be saying Freddie Mercury was gay too. 74.119.23.212 23:51, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

This is the sort of thing future generations are going to scratch their heads about. NO FOR REALS GUYS OSCAR WILDE WAS OPENLY A HOMOSEXUAL WHAT'S UP WITH THAT YO — Lenoxus 07:48, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

ALSO I JUST READ THAT ARTHUR MILLER WAS A JEW I MEAN WHO COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF — Lenoxus 22:26, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

the quotes are gone!

Some guy erased all of the quotes except one on the Oscar Wilde article! I will take care of it! --Crumb 2

Arr, thar quotes were taken by ye Moby Dick. I be getting my revenge. --ZombieJeff 21:53, 20 May 2006 (UTC)

illuminati

I thought OW was an illuminati ... but I'm afraid to add it lest I be banned

Gay yes, illuminati no... who cares? Oddbod 12:06, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

He kicked so many wikinatis asses, for gods sake! Holy Wilde!

Humour?

It strikes me as wildly (I've made a pun) unfair that someone so lovely and attractive should be done such an injustice as to have a page as tragically unfunny as this. Immediately following the quotes, readers are subjected to a rambling, incoherent list of as many random things as someone could think of to say about Oscar Wilde. This article is filled with baseless, senseless, meaningless drivel, utterly bereft of anything approaching humour. It is impossible for anyone with a decent sense of humour -- or at least RESPECT for humour -- to read without spewing forth some form of terrible liquid from any number of bodily orifices. It is painfully clear that no one who took part in the writing of this article read the quote at the top of the page, 'Be funny and not just stupid!' In what way could 'The so called hairpiece is located in a Scottish mansion in a 5 foot thick armored room surrouned by at least 2 dark lords of the Sith. Within the room is an automated laser targeting module, a large nintendo controller with the sole purpose of distracting young children, and a case of Chuck Norris jokes,' possibly be construed as funny, I ask you? I, for one, certainly do not see it. This needs fixing, and it needs a few people with an actual sense of humor to do it. --Napoleon Bonaparte 04:16, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

I totally agree. This article is incoherent to the point of being totally boring and unreadable and is in need of a complete rewrite. I think that allowing a few geniunely funny people to do this before locking it down would be a good idea. Sections such as his list of achievements or titles, even if each were individually funny (which they aren't), are hard to get through due to the length of the paragraphs alone. Astrotrain2 07:10, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Phil Osophy

Does anybody else think we should change the names back to Oscar Wilde? ivanvz

HELL YES. — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 19:10, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS. HE IS OSCAR WILDE, FOR CHRISSAKES! I quite vehemently think that the names should be changed back to Oscar Wilde. Phil Osophy is just ridiculous. --Napoleon Bonaparte 21:26, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

Done it (and did some cleaning up). ivanvz 22:08, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

Oh, Great.

Someone's gone and replaced the idiotic opening paragraph with an even stupider one. Someone should revert it. I won't, because I can't be the one responsible for putting the drivel that was there before back, but someone probably should. --Napoleon Bonaparte 03:03, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

This appears to have been locked.

Why? --Notsmiffy 18:24, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

I appreciate the rewrite, but...

Do we really need to be telling his story in quotes? This is the main namespace, not Making up Oscar Wilde quotes or QuoteUnquote. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 06:48, 21 October 2006 (UTC)

Re-Write.

I thought telling the story in quotes would be more interesting as the standard biography format has become a bit tiresome and repeditive. Plus oscar wilde is mainly seen as a source of quotes, so useing them to tell his story seemed appropriate.

Awwww yeah

Thats one fine looking boy!

idea

Could someone add as a quote "suprisingly enough, im really not a fan. ~ quotes on Oscar Wilde"

mr ego

who the fuck is this gay

Mr. T pities you. CchristianTehWazzit

Fuck yeah he does. I pity you, and I don't pity people. Anyway, you're a dick-wrench. Go and learn to use tildes. Lordofcrisps 19:16, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Wikipedia

Should it be noted that Oscar Wilde has almost no importance on Wikipedia? I mean, he is almost unknown over there. If wikipedia is notable enough to have it's own article, that should totally be mentioned here.

no. wikipedia is a GayFacist parody of us. they suxor and are useless. it is good that they don't mention oscar wilde, and it should stay that way. CchristianTehWazzit

on a serious note, why would wikipedia care? they don't have any sort of humorous obsession with anyone, oscar wilde is useless to them. CchristianTehWazzit

Did I miss some temporal paradox, how did Wikipedia become a parody of something that did not exist at its creation.

They're friends with Dr Emmett Brown. oTHErONE _(Contribs) 02:49, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Wikipedia (again) (sorry)

Why do you refer to Wikipedia as an entity, its a website for God's (big G) sake. It feels no emotions, no pain, no love, AND IT CERTAINLY DOESN'T HAVE A SOUL!!! WIKIPEDIA DESPISES ALL PERSONAL OPINIONS AND EMOTIONAL EXPRESSION!!! AAUUGGHH!!

--Stormy 2021 00:58, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

yay for this article, uncyclopedia totally rules. =D whoever had the idea of this stuff deserve a lifelong pension and supply of hot japanese girl. *recommended* Sorry for the spam, but I have to get rid of this somehow. :>

unency inventors

Is he also the ideologist of the unencyclopedia? --Chargin' Chuck

Oscar Wild on R. Lee Ermey

"What a MEAN BASTARD and Son of a Bitch!". Can this be placed ? 65.173.105.71 23:59, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

This HAS GOT to be featured

Oscar Wilde is our mascot. Without him, Uncyclopedia wouldn't be the same! Why wasn't this featured, yet? I know he's well known by everyone who goes here, but he has got to be featured! Cheddar Cheesia 04:31, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

I say that he is permanently featured on the front page even if it is just a small permanent feature. - User:Jabjabs

Oscar Wilde IS NOT our mascot. We are his mascots! User:OverlordMoth

Stolen quotes section

I removed this:

Throughout history, many pearls of wisdom have been stolen from Wilde by other authors. The most commonly heard stolen quotes are:

Famous Quotes Stolen Borrowed Stolen By Influenced By Temporarily Leased Unto Lesser Authors

"Pum! HEADSHOT!"

"AAAAAAAAA!"

"Soylent Green is people!"

"This...Is my PEE-PEE PLACE! Aww yeah!"

"Oooooooooooscaaaaaaaaaaaarr Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilde."

"Go ahead... make my day.."

"ITS OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAANDS"

"KAMEHAMEHA!"

"My milkshake is better than yours."

"Snakes... Why'd it have to be snakes?"

"These are not the droids you are looking for."

"A/S/L?"

"LOL!"

"Can you hear me now?"

"D'OH!"

"KHAAAAAN!"

"No no no NO!! You do it.....like this!!"

"KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!"

"There can be only one!"

"YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"

"Imagine there's no heaven..."

"What's a penguin doing on the tele?"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Where is your god now?"

"And that’s what its like to be a gangster."

"Buttsecks?"

"O RLY?"

"I never had sex with that woman"

"Hasta la vista, baby"

"God? God?!?! I invented God!"

"Now is the winter of our discontent."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be held against you in a court of law."

"All your base are belong to us!"

"I am the king of the Bouncy Castle and no-one else is!"

"Oh frubulous day! Callooh! Callay!"

"This aggression will not stand, man!"

"There is no spoon."

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Do you feel lucky... punk?"

"I like beans."

"Kek Kek Kek"

"You were the chosen one! "

"Death to Smoochy!"

"Bring it on!"

"I believe you have my stapler."

"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and dial your operator."

"Bring me Peter Pan!"

"It's peanut-butter jelly time!"

"Dude, where's my car?"

"Do NOT go home and get your shine-box"

"NEDM"

"私達は今性交される"

"That's it! I've had it with these Motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"

"I have you now!"

"All your base are belong to us"

"I'm the one that canceled Star Trek!"

"What, me worry?"

"Let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. You understand? Now, we're going to make a new rule. When you come in here and you hear me typing, or whether you DON'T hear me typing, or whatever the fuck you hear me doing; when I'm in here, it means that I am working, THAT means don't come in. Now, do you think you can handle that?"

"Show me the money!"

"Show me the monkey!"

"I am not a chicken. I am a fowl."

"I have always resisted the notion that knowledge ruined paradise."

"Well, slo-o-o-o-w down, glamor boy."

"I'm hungry, mother. Really I am."

"What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich like me?"

"☭"

"WETTER IS BETTER!!!"

"Luke...I am your father!"

"I'm detective John Kimble. Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"Every time you masturbate... a kitten kills a retard"

"At least I have chicken."

"It tastes like...chicken!."

"They need people like me....so they can point their fucking fingers...and say..that's the bad guy!!"

"Japan IS SUPERIOR!"

"Where is this thing called Akira?!"

"Move it, football head!"

"I live in a giant bucket!"

"Well excuuuuuuuse me, Princess!"

"If Jesus was still alive, I bet he would eat Frosties."

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty."

"E=mc²"

"I have nothing to declare except my complete and utter arrogance."

"First we're gonna rock, then we're gonna roll!"

"Let's roll!"

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

"Gimme back my Tots"

"It was earth all along"

"Where did you come from where did you go"Oscar Wilde on Cotton-eye Joe

"Imagine all the people"

"life is like a box of chocolates"

"Don't worry, there's no sugar."

"What's third base feel like?"

"WRONG!!!"

"OBJECTION!"

"Your Mum!"

"Dude, That guy has two first names."

"I'm Spartacus!"

"There's a old saying in Tennessee, Maybe Texas, but I'm sure it's in Tennessee and it goes "Fool me once, shame on.....shame on you. If fooled, You can't fool me again."

"I can't believe it's not cum butter!!!

For a complete list of stolen quotes, see Stolen Oscar Wilde quotes.

--Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:42, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

limage

lol - 205.200.98.19 15:00, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

a lery lice limage --Lenoxus 08:27, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Oscar Wilde should be at the top the tree and in the middle,its only fair

Yeah

I sometimes wonder wat would happen if knowledge as we know it is destroyed and the only thing left is uncyclopedia 0_0...... well at least aliens will have a sense of humour, if ur a believer....

-It'll be something like this: When the Mighty Roach Civilization rises, the roach archeologist's report on human beings will read:

"Humans were a rather simple bipedal primitive creature, who were more interested in humor than to fight silly wars, like we do now. They worshiped a mysterious entity known to them as Oscar Wilde, and spent their time locked at their homes editing online knowledge databases, unlike us, who spend our short lives in silly mating rituals. Perhaps we could learn from the ancient civilizations to not take ourselves too seriously." OverlordMoth 17:42, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Nomination

IO nominate this page for the feture article

Russian Reversal?

I mean, everyone knows that in Soviet Russia, Oscar Wilde quotes you...but is it too corny to be on His Wildeness page?

I Like Boats 01:08, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, definately. Luckily, that particular quote is already on the Yakoff Smirnof page. Talk about irony!! Kip the Dip 11:46, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

George W Bush on Oscar Wilde

We will make no distinction between those who just pose as a sodomite and those who actually are the followers of saddam. We will smoke them out.

Huh?

Who on earth is Oscar Wilde? Why is he so famous? The Cookie Monster [Spam Me]

Vote NO on Oscar

What do you think of Oscar Wilde?

Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted.
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He's An Idiot and should be banned from Uncyclopedia

He's dumb and you ignore his quotes at the top of articles

He's quotes are humorous

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Not Funny, in Fact BORING

This article is not funny at all and has no flow to it whatsoever. It's little more than a list of unrelated, pointless statements. The fact is that there are too many articles on uncyclopedia like this (random style), the vast majority of which are not funny. It's especially true for long articles. Randomness may be occaisonally funny in the right place and in small bursts, but to have an article of this length written entirely in this style is more like a cure for insomnia than a humour page. Maybe the reason that there's so much of this on uncyclopedia is that it's easier to be irrelevant than funny. Stupid can be funny, but not like this. Call me a prude, but utter shit like, "Ferrari is a variety of red vegetable that arrived on earth six million years ago, after being invented on Mars by the cyborg Jack Nicholson..." just doesn't do it for me as far as laughter goes. Astrotrain2 07:22, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Archive talk page

I think this would be a good place to archive everything up to this point, now that the article has been re-written; might be confusing otherwise. Slithy Tove 06:35, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

Done. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works