User talk:Cookies,yum!

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Now, then...

Featured images? They sure aren't marked featured. Plus some are in articles that you've never edited. Methinks you should change your userpage and talk page before it becomes a big deal... --Andorin Kato 23:53, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Excuse me guys, just what exactly seems to be going on here? Wait a minute... GREAT SCOTT! Those images aren't legitimate featured images! Excuse me while I call in an authority one rank higher than myself. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:01, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes, they were never featured, there just a collection of images I like to imitate the main page. --Cookies,yum! 00:02, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

That is a terrible, terrible excuse. Forgery of this scale is quite simply just not tolerated. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh, so it's Hardball now?

Why, I was never a big fan of hardball, though I did like to play Stickball as a kid growing up in Brooklyn. Oh, there I go again. I'm such a sentimental old fool. Let's just drop the subject, it brings back too many memories. Have a cookie, why dontcha?

User:Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie! Thekillerfroggy

Hey, look! A cookie. Fits with your name, huh? Also, about the images: if credit is given and all that good stuff, well, there's no problem. I was just making sure you aren't copywronging or anything. And the main page idea is neat; you might look into putting in some more of the actual main page's code to make it more authentic. That kind of thing is done all the time; the table at the top of my talk page is sporked from VFD. Which, by the way, rocks. Never forget that. --Andorin Kato 00:32, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Angus Whopper Smith

Pages are only protected if they are being vandalised, otherwise people are free to contribute to it; it works in a tiered system whereby it's first restricted to registered users only, and then fully protected if the vandalism continues. currently there is no necessity to protect the article. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 22:26, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, no need to protect it from your average user. The admins, well, it's looking like mighty fine material for the fire. Keep working on it - it needs a lot more content, and some vague point. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 05/28 13:21

Okay

I've came back for now. The Cookie Monster [Spam Me]

So...

So first things first...

Userpage vandalism is a no-no.

Second...

You are not an administrator. You cannot protect articles or block users.

Third, while we're talking about VFD criteria, notice that on the VFD section, people are voting it down. That means that if you're going to get mad about it, then you should complain to Unknownfile and High Gen. Grue and Tim7882 for actually voting. Maybe the whole VFD system is to blame, too. Heck, why not just go attack Chronarion for even bringing about this retarded wiki? We need some good stuff for Uncyclopedia is the worst anyway.

OR, instead of making a big deal about it, you could move the page to User:Cookies,yum!/Angus Whopper Smith and work on it until it's worth keeping. --Andorin Kato 22:49, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

'Ullo

Had a feeling you weren't a vandal, which is why I 'messaged' rather than 'ban patrolled.' You must be the first person to have ever worried about plagiarism on Uncyc... :) RabbiTechno 17:18, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Your Signature

Your signature, or so I've noticed, seems to exclude timestamps. Make sure you sign with four tildes, preferably by using the signature button. Take care! --EMC ^[TALK] 00:05, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Do you use the signature button? --EMC ^[TALK] 00:39, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Go to your preferences on Uncyclopedia, and copy and paste the following to where it says "nickname" if you haven't already: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Cookies,yum!/sig}} Then make sure the "raw signatures" box is checked. After this has been done, using the signature button on the editing toolbar should add both your signature and a timestamp automatically from now on. --EMC ^[TALK] 01:13, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm worried.

Turns out that you were indeed the IP address I banned for making bad edits. On top of that, you've been a major ass, spammed shit, vandalized userpages, and pretended to be some sort of admin. Other users are complaining, and lots of people are unhappy. So, from now on, you are a model citizen. Got it? There is only one other option. Have you read UN:RTFM and UN:DUMB? Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 06/12 00:21

Why you are banned.

• Well, to start out, you've been banned before (4 days worth) for being a dick, and now I see you on Recent Changes welcoming IP addresses. People are complaining about you once again. Hopefully when the three days are over, you smarten up, or the bans will only get longer. -- The Zombiebaron 19:51, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

You could also try IRC to talk to the admins. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 21:19, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm really sad to have to tell you that ZB got to you first, and only banned your for 3 days. He's a softie. Enough of your crap, enough of your harassing others, and enough of your bitch-ass harvard grad speech. When you come back, be very, very good, be polite to others, and write some humourous content. This is not an option. TY for your attention. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 06/13 21:36

HA HA!!!

You were pwned! --Sir Manforman 14:02, 1 July 2007 (UTC)