Minesweeper

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“There is approximately a 50 percent chance that the space next to it will be a mine. Therefore, this space shall be marked 0.5.”
~ Schrodinger

“Schrodinger, what the fuck? This is Minesweeper, not quantum physics!”
~ Einstein, although he probably would've said it in German

“It's freaking impossible!!!”
~ Everybody on Minesweeper

“Every time I play Minesweeper, I keep seeing these numbers like "5"... and "2"...”
~ Oscar Wilde

You are a Minesweeper. Your task is to clean this minefield free of landmines. Good luck with that and try not to blow yourself sky high.

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Because we're worth it.

• Detect "non-genuine" products

• Gather user information and credit card numbers

• Cripple core system components

• Deploy legal team

• Launch civil litigation

Estimated time:

Forever, or if you give me a cookie, I might shorten it to an hour.

Installing Windows has never been ~~easier~~ easy

All you need to do is phone your local Microsoft Customer Representative, write down a very long set of numbers, type it all in, get an error message, phone our Customer Representative again, adjust a few things, get another very long set of numbers, type
it all in again, install a few drivers, activate Windows again, lather, rinse and repeat.

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