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I'm sure we've all got gread stories to tell about the fun of 1-minute blocks, eh? Share the funniest ones you've gotten/given(if you're an admin).

  • 23:49, 8 June 2006 Codeine blocked "Nintendorulez (contribs)" with an expiry time of 666 seconds (Criticising Admin abuse of power)
    --User:Nintendorulez 22:33, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
I don't see much of those, but whenever Hinoa kicks someone (on IRC) he puts a funny caption there.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 23:16, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
I'm annoyed that Mhaille ruined my 100% record of only being banned by myself. Damn him!
Oh, and one of my favourites I've handed out:
  • 23:34, 12 June 2006 Codeine blocked "MoneySign (contribs)" with an expiry time of 69 seconds (Making gratuitous masturbation joke)
-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:27, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • 01:10, 30 May 2006 Tompkins blocked "No user, only a user page (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (You don't exist, neither does the cabal.) Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:28, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
An admin added a page to VFD and voted to keep. I put a comment questioning this in the comment box and got "20:32, 21 July 2006 Samine blocked "Modusoperandi (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 hours (Questioned [[User:NOTDWIII|NOTDWIII]'s voting preferences. )". Note that the names have been cleverly changed to protect me from, um, Samine.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:38, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Toytoy got rapped by a couple of admins (taking turns) for having raped pure vandalism. and then he got the boot. and a lousy template; yes, a boot and a lousy template. [1] -- mowgli 05:14, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
God, must suck to be him... --AAA! (AAAA) 12:00, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
In the same vein, Beta100's bannings. Not so much a joke though. —rc (t) 05:29, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Errm, I'm not sure if I'm slow or not, but a 1-minute (heh, more like 10 seconds) ban message telling me that "England got knocked the fuck out" doesn't strike me as particulary funny, but it is somewhat random. I don't even know how I got it anyway, that was from a week or two ago. --MelvanaInChains 02:01, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

A priceless treasury of ban messages

Some of my personal favorites! (Please note: For multiple log events, I've rearranged the sequence from the original logs to ascending order by date/time, rather than descending order.)

  • 06:39, 18 October 2006, Codeine (Talk) blocked Tom_mayfair_is_gay (contribs) (infinite) (Accounts created solely for abuse will be permanently blocked)
    07:55, 18 October 2006 (hist) (diff) User talk:Tom mayfair is gay . . Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs) (Welcome ^_^)(top)
    07:55, 18 October 2006 Codeine blocked "Tom mayfair (contribs)" with an expiry time of 5 minutes (Now *that* was link whoring. You dirty slut.)
  • 03:33, 22 August 2006 Spang blocked "75.36.110.223 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 hour (Blanked the internet? Do you have any idea the trouble you could have caused? Go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done.)
  • 18:39, 17 August 2006 Famine blocked "86.132.229.104 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 month (I hate lists. You make lists, therefore I hate you.)
  • 08:55, 17 August 2006 Spang blocked "Splaka (contribs)" with an expiry time of 7500000 seconds (1 second for every brain cell of mine you killed with that sitenotice (approximately))
  • 06:26, 5 August 2006 Spang blocked "Splaka (contribs)" with an expiry time of 111 seconds (Not thinking up good enough ban reasons)
    08:43, 5 August 2006 Splaka blocked "Spang (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1000 seconds ("Not thinking up good enough ban reasons" is not a good ban reason, banned for banning for no reason!)
    08:44, 5 August 2006 Spang blocked "Splaka (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1001 seconds (""Not thinking up good enough ban reasons" is not a good ban reason, banned for banning for no reason!" Is not an original enough reason, banned for being unoriginal!)
    08:46, 5 August 2006 Splaka blocked "Spang (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1002 seconds (notification that next ban comes with free desysopping)
  • 22:23, 6 July 2006 MoneySign blocked "200.193.12.42 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 day (For looking at me cock-eyed!)
  • (User rights log); 06:03 . . Keitei (Talk | contribs) (changed group membership for User:Sean-Black from (none) to (none): +sysop)
    (Block log); 06:03 . . Sean-Black (Talk | contribs) (blocked "User:MyrtoneXXXX" with an expiry time of infinite: Cross-Wiki IRC Cabal)
    (User rights log); 06:04 . . Splaka (Talk | contribs) (changed group membership for User:Sean-Black from sysop to (none))
  • 05:52, 29 June 2006 Hinoa4 blocked "Tompkins (contribs)" with an expiry time of 30 seconds (I don't know what you did wrong, but I know you did something...)
  • 19:32, 25 June 2006 Tompkins blocked "208.100.9.117 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 15 years (I like you, a lot, but we just can't see each other anymore, it's not safe.)
  • 07:02, 24 June 2006 Tompkins blocked "Hinoa4 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 243 seconds (I said I respected you... And I do. But you edit conflicted me. Jerk.)
    07:04, 24 June 2006 Hinoa4 blocked "Tompkins (contribs)" with an expiry time of 110 seconds (Well, boo-hoo.)
    07:05, 24 June 2006 Hinoa4 unblocked Hinoa4 (contribs) (Excuse me, I need to smack someone around...)
    07:11, 24 June 2006 Hinoa4 blocked "Tompkins (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Vandalised my userpage.)
    07:11, 24 June 2006 Tompkins unblocked Tompkins (contribs) (RAWR!)
    08:01, 24 June 2006 Hinoa4 blocked "Tompkins (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (KNOCK IT OFF WITH MESSING UP MY CSS FILE. I SHOULD GET RC TO DEOP YOU AGAIN.)
    08:02, 24 June 2006 Tompkins unblocked Tompkins (contribs) (Yeah, yeah, infinite... whatever, just need to revert something real quick, then back to infinite ban, I promise)
    08:06, 24 June 2006 Tompkins blocked "Tompkins (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Sober up man, you make me sick.)
    08:17, 24 June 2006 Hinoa4 unblocked Tompkins (contribs) (I'm going to bed. Take over.)

 c • > • cunwapquc? 06:01, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

this is a great collection, lol. -- mowgli 06:10, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
Yes, the Tomp-Hinoa thing is particularly scary. I once got banned for thirty seconds for simultaneously deleting an article named "The equation of certain doom at an inappropriate time" at the same time as Hinoa... even scarier. Which reminds me, I owe him one back... -- Hindleyite 13:23, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
Hey, it's all in good fun, 79% of the time. Anyway, I found a few:
  • 16:50, June 9, 2006 Famine blocked "Splaka (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 minute (Paws!)
  • 16:50, June 9, 2006 Famine blocked "Splaka (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 minute (This is so easy!)
  • 16:50, June 9, 2006 Famine blocked "Splaka (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 minute (You should have filled in someone elses name.)
  • 16:51, June 9, 2006 Famine blocked "Splaka (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 minute (I like your sig.)
  • 21:31, June 13, 2006 Hinoa4 blocked "Famine (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 minute (I see he took your advice.)
  • 09:16, April 9, 2006 Famine blocked "SPLAKA IS HITLER!!! (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Because Splaka isn't Hitler. He just plays him on TV.)
  • 15:05, May 17, 2006 MoneySign blocked "Todd Lyons (contribs)" with an expiry time of 30 seconds (Quit blocking every 30 seconds. :D)
  • 15:06, May 17, 2006 Todd Lyons blocked "MoneySign (contribs)" with an expiry time of 31 seconds (Quit blocking users I've already blocked.)
  • 15:08, May 17, 2006 MoneySign blocked "MoneySign (contribs)" with an expiry time of 32 seconds (Yeah, quit doing that!)
  • 15:09, May 17, 2006 Todd Lyons blocked "Todd Lyons (contribs)" with an expiry time of 33 seconds (For blocking another admin. No, I don't care *who* started it.)
  • 05:22, January 24, 2006 Algorithm blocked "Splaka (contribs)" with an expiry time of 10 minutes (stole my popcorn!)
  • 18:41, September 5, 2006 Famine blocked "Master Pain (also known as Betty) (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 month (Throughout the history of modern religion, there has always been one constant, and it is that nobody, and I mean nobody, fucks with the Jesus.)

—Major insignia.png Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (17:22, 13 October 2006 (UTC))

lolllll. -- mowgli 19:06, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
Nice! Methinks we should make some sort of archive in the mainspace, and feature it. I laughed so hard.

Worst 100 ban jokes of uncyclopedia.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 20:35, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

Zombiebaron's "Misunderstandings", etc.

  • Most of the bans I've recieved have been "jokes". Or misunderstandings. Here is a collection of some bans, because I wanna be like those other guys.
  • 17:16, 14 June 2006 MoneySign blocked "Zombiebaron (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 minute (For edit conflicting me with the text "ZOMG".)
  • 17:32, 14 June 2006 MoneySign blocked "Zombiebaron (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 minute (You edit-conflicted with me again!)
  • 19:37, 12 September 2006 Famine blocked "Zombiebaron (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 day (Adding article to VFD without tagging article. You've been here long enough to know how to do it.)
  • 20:17, 28 September 2006 Bradaphraser blocked "Zombiebaron (contribs)" with an expiry time of 33 seconds (You made me look at that piece of shit picture of yours at VFP ;))
  • 06:36, 5 December 2005 Algorithm unblocked Kakun (contribs) (whoops)
  • 23:36, 10 January 2006 Keitei blocked "Kakun (contribs)" with an expiry time of 24 hours (/This/ is fricking hilarious.)
  • 05:54, 29 December 2005 Keitei blocked "Splaka (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 minute (KEICOON IS HAPPY NOW.)
  • 19:22, 3 August 2006 Flammable blocked "Splaka (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Spamming template on every page
  • 19:25, 3 August 2006 Splaka unblocked Splaka (contribs) (it was a sitenotice moran)
  • 05:48, 29 December 2005 Keitei huffed "Cry" (I LOVE TO DELETE ARTICLES THAT SUCK)
Yes I know this isn't a ban, but its fucking awesome.
  • 21:07, 25 June 2006 Famine blocked "Famine (contribs)" with an expiry time of 12 hours (too drunk to use site responsibily.)
  • 09:02, 26 June 2006 Famine unblocked Famine (contribs) (Sober now.)
  • 21:40, 21 October 2005 Famine blocked "Famine (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 minute (You made some of the stupidest edits I've sver seen. Outside of User:Alfred.
  • 20:03, 12 October 2006 Famine blocked "Jimmy The Panda (contribs)" with an expiry time of 6 months (I hope my ban-rape is as funny as your panda-rape spam.)
  • 18:53, 11 October 2006 Famine blocked "64.8.190.51 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 month (Some day you'll hit puberty. Ten years after that happy event you can come back.)
  • 10:52, 15 August 2006 Famine blocked "SonicChao (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Listing article on VFD without tagging article. 2nd related VFD offense.)
  • 10:48, 15 August 2006 Famine blocked "Sir Cornbread (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (Submitting article to VFD without tagging article with VFD notice. Second offence.)
  • 20:33, 13 August 2006 Famine blocked "67.161.23.251 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (i will kill this user because they suck, long live uncyclopedia!!!!!)


I could go on and on (especially with bans by Famine). If you want my opinion on "Who has the best joke bans ever?" it is User:Famine, hands down. Oh, and while collecting these, I realized that Isra1337 has never been banned. Wow. --The Zombiebaron 23:39, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
That oversight has been fixed. ^_^ —Maj.png Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (12:20, 18 October 2006 (UTC))

From User talk:Hrodulf/BanChapel: You do realize that we're all going to watch this space, and ban anyone who posts here, right? < f 22:19, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

It wasn't meant to be posted to, I was just replying to Hindleyite, and now I'm replying to you. If you want to ban me for it, go ahead. Nothing I can do to stop you. --Hrodulf 22:22, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Your wish is my command. < f 22:47, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

  • 22:23, 9 June 2006 Famine blocked "Hrodulf (contribs)" with an expiry time of 11 minutes (User takes bans too seriously. That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.)

From DWIII (which shows how amazingly impartial he is):

  • 23:52, 2 June 2006 DWIII blocked "DWIII (contribs)" with an expiry time of 10 minutes (nominating [for VFH] ccccccs; wow that was stupid)
Heh. Rcmur - *is shot* --User:Nintendorulez 20:23, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
You all will thank me later. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 20:25, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

Hinoa

Hinoa's blocks always crack me up.

  • 06:46, 5 January 2007 Hinoa blocked "86.142.89.192 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (And lo, HINOA did ban the vandal's ass for a week for blanking the sacred word of the LORD.)
  • 03:36, 8 November 2006 Hinoa blocked "82.209.218.7 (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Please insert the goods/services you are trying to advertise to us and place them squarely in your rectum.)
  • 09:30, 7 November 2006 Hinoa blocked "Zombiebaron (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 minute (Linkwhoring taken to a whole new level.)
  • 15:56, 6 November 2006 Hinoa blocked "Micoolio101 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 minutes (Tell EMC that he can have his piss back. Now PISS OFF.)
  • 03:39, 26 October 2006 Hinoa blocked "Spang (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 hours (Ugliest. Userpage. Ever.)
  • 05:30, 20 October 2006 Hinoa blocked "Hinoa4 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 hour (Took three edits to successfully edit CVP. Don't you have a political science class now or something?)
  • 07:50, 19 October 2006 Hinoa blocked "Nintendorulez (contribs)" with an expiry time of 11 seconds (Nominating BENSON for Writer of the Month. Seriously, what the hell?)
  • 18:07, 5 October 2006 Hinoa blocked "71.114.179.110 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Sucks Jesus for breakfast. Sicko.)
  • 07:52, 4 October 2006 Hinoa blocked "Nintendorulez (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 minute ("You can relate to unfair bans," eh? Well, you can now!)
  • 08:48, 1 October 2006 Hinoa unblocked Kill all wikis (contribs) (Jesus, I'm turning into Famine.)
  • 14:53, 24 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "67.87.189.234 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Banned for blanking Yoda, you are.)
  • 05:14, 23 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "65.5.128.20 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 month (Sleeps with his own cat. Sick bastard.)
  • 07:19, 20 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "168.99.185.24 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 day (Does this look like a phonebook? THEN DON'T POST YOUR PHONE NUMBER ON IT. I have half a mind to call you and tell you that over the phone!)
  • 05:27, 25 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "BabsBoxer (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 month (Pron stays in the bedroom.)
  • 03:28, 29 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "Zombiebaron (contribs)" with an expiry time of 10 seconds (Reading comprehension is fundamental!)
  • 02:46, 14 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "217.23.225.120 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Blanking is so unoriginal, I'm not even going to give you a funny block message.)
  • 12:07, 12 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "24.199.74.229 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (In Soviet Russia, article blanks YOU!)
  • 00:02, 9 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "Hindleyite (contribs)" with an expiry time of 30 seconds (Jinx.)
  • 08:44, 2 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "Electrified mocha chinchilla (contribs)" with an expiry time of 11 minutes (When I threatened to ban you if you gave me a bucketful of urine, I wasn't kidding...)
  • 12:32, 23 August 2006 Hinoa blocked "203.36.44.15 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week Reading time for Bonzo!)
  • 17:37, 21 July 2006 Hinoa blocked "Qtip (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 month (#REDIRECT Banned)
  • 12:04, 18 July 2006 Hinoa blocked "MoneySign (contribs)" with an expiry time of 30 seconds (Beating me to the punch!)
  • 18:59, 1 July 2006 Hinoa blocked "64.246.4.94 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (That's enough penis out of you, and Lord knows you don't have much to spare.)
  • 16:23, 29 June 2006 Hinoa blocked "Oz2 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (El "blanking" es muy malo, y tu estas estupido.)
  • 04:03, 9 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "Toon raider9 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 day (O-oh say can you see, if you can't you are blind, so go read this, and quit with the vandalism.)
  • 12:42, 8 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "66.61.134.132 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 day (Messing with Todd's userpage. I'll "minor spelling changes" you...!)
  • 11:17, 8 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "Zombiebaron (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 minutes (Spamming recent changes with the welcome message. Take a breather, slut.)
  • 09:29, 7 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "Tom mayfair (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 minute (I'll "boo-hoo award" you!)
  • 09:09, 7 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "85.210.202.116 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 hours (I didn't even know it was POSSIBLE to vandalize Fisher Price!)
  • 07:33, 7 September 2006 Codeine blocked "Hinoa4 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 5 minutes (Abusing blokc system)
  • 07:35, 7 September 2006 Hinoa unblocked Hinoa4 (contribs) (And here I thought that Money would be the one to block me.)
  • 07:31, 7 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "MoneySign (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 hours (Whining about whining on IRC about a little edit; spelling "little" wrong.)
  • 07:30, 7 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "68.56.126.190 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (It's not vandalism? Then this isn't a one week block.)
  • 20:54, 4 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "82.3.32.75 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (I feel like enough shit already. I don't need to take yours too.)
  • 19:05, 4 September 2006 Hinoa blocked "24.49.75.53 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 day (Page blanking. What, you really thought you'd be able to get away with it?)
  • 19:57, 23 August 2006 Hinoa blocked "Mhaille (contribs)" with an expiry time of 11 seconds (Depriving me of my very funny deletion summary.)
  • 17:54, 23 August 2006 Hinoa blocked "ED-130563 (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Go, return to that from which you came.)
  • 18:25, 19 August 2006 Hinoa unblocked 64.12.116.69 (contribs) (AOL proxy, covered by rangeblock)
  • 18:25, 19 August 2006 Hinoa unblocked 64.12.116.136 (contribs) (AOL proxy, covered by rangeblock)
  • 18:25, 19 August 2006 Hinoa unblocked 64.12.116.72 (contribs) (AOL proxy, covered by rangeblock)
  • 18:25, 19 August 2006 Hinoa unblocked 64.12.117.11 (contribs) (AOL proxy, covered by rangeblock)
  • 18:25, 19 August 2006 Hinoa unblocked 64.12.117.8 (contribs) (AOL proxy, covered by rangeblock)
  • 18:25, 19 August 2006 Hinoa unblocked 64.12.116.68 (contribs) (AOL proxy, covered by rangeblock)
  • 18:25, 19 August 2006 Hinoa unblocked 64.12.116.131 (contribs) (AOL proxy, covered by rangeblock)
  • 18:26, 19 August 2006 Hinoa unblocked 64.12.116.135 (contribs) (AOL proxy, covered by rangeblock)
  • 18:26, 19 August 2006 Hinoa unblocked 64.12.116.201 (contribs) (AOL proxy, covered by rangeblock)
  • 18:26, 19 August 2006 Hinoa unblocked 64.12.117.12 (contribs) (AOL proxy, covered by rangeblock)
  • 18:26, 19 August 2006 Hinoa unblocked 64.12.117.6 (contribs) (AOL proxy, covered by rangeblock)
  • 18:26, 19 August 2006 Hinoa unblocked 64.12.117.9 (contribs) (AOL proxy, covered by rangeblock)
  • 18:26, 19 August 2006 Hinoa unblocked 64.12.114.52 (contribs) (I hate you so much right now, RC. (AOL proxy, covered by rangeblock))
  • 18:29, 19 August 2006 Hinoa blocked "Rcmurphy (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 days (Not only did you find it fit to featre the Fisher Price retrospective, but you made me work at unblocking AOL proxies so the rangeblock would work. Go sit in the corner.)
  • 16:13, 17 August 2006 Hinoa blocked "216.195.219.50 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 day (Blasphemy (vandalizing, among others, Sophia))
  • 13:15, 15 August 2006 Hinoa blocked "Qhuncharr (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Congratulations, you may already be entry #4 into Hinoa's Book of Naughty!)
  • 13:01, 15 August 2006 Hinoa blocked "Wind Chimes (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Ban evasion gets you cast...ah, fuck it, just die.)
  • 13:00, 15 August 2006 Hinoa blocked "Idiotz (contribs)" with an expiry time of 40 days (Ban evasion gets you cast adrift for 40 days and 40 nights.)
  • 16:36, 14 August 2006 Hinoa blocked "67.185.30.211 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Thank you for choosing Uncyc as your vandalism target! We regret to inform you that this is not, however, a valid target. Read BGBU and HTBFANJS, and if that fails, just go to hell.)
  • 06:02, 16 June 2006 Codeine blocked "38.116.192.97 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 hours (Time out. You're being stupid, not funny. Read BGBU and HTBFANJS, please)
  • 08:39, 17 June 2006 Tompkins blocked "38.116.192.97 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (Apparently Codeine's ban wasn't long enough)
  • 06:15, 5 August 2006 Hinoa blocked "38.116.192.97 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 years (Apparently, neither was Tompkins'.)
  • 11:40, 25 July 2006 Hinoa blocked "Mcmlxxviii (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1976 seconds (Your username is 1976 in roman numerals, be banned for 1976 seconds for pluralizing Thunderstorm after I told you NOT to!)
  • 07:23, 24 July 2006 Hinoa blocked "82.153.96.143 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 hours (FATAL SYSTEM ERROR. UNEXPECTED DIGIT 2 FOUND IN FILE:BINARY.)
  • 11:30, 17 July 2006 Hinoa blocked "Tompkins (contribs)" with an expiry time of 4 seconds (Failing to inform the Ban Patrol when you blocked someone who was up there.)
  • 14:19, 9 July 2006 Hinoa blocked "Tompkins (contribs)" with an expiry time of 30 seconds (Stealing Famine's schtick.)
  • 03:17, 1 July 2006 Hinoa blocked "Tompkins (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 hours (I'll sign myself, thankyaverymuch.)
  • 16:52, 29 June 2006 Hinoa blocked "Tompkins (contribs)" with an expiry time of 30 seconds (I don't know what you did wrong, but I know you did something...)
  • 12:22, 28 June 2006 Hinoa blocked "Wikipediaasshole (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 year (Wonderful choice of a name, and blanking articles seals your fate. See ya next year.)
  • 15:42, 26 June 2006 Hinoa blocked "Hinoa4 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 80 seconds (Check history before huffing, dumbass.)
  • 13:06, 26 May 2006 Hinoa blocked "68.224.148.176 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 40 minutes (Lay off the Super Mario Bros. The Princess /is/ in another castle, yes, but you'll eventually beat it.)
  • 16:05, 20 May 2006 Hinoa blocked "Hinoa4 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 11 minutes (Reverting the wrong revision. Idiot.)
  • 12:07, 13 May 2006 Hinoa blocked "Keitei (contribs)" with an expiry time of 90 seconds (Calling the admins fat. Don't you just love hypocracy?)
  • 12:10, 13 May 2006 Hinoa blocked "Hinoa4 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 10 minutes (Blocking User:Keitei. You asshole.)

And finally:

  • 16:17, 5 November 2006 Todd Lyons blocked "Tom mayfair (contribs)" with an expiry time of 6 seconds (Excessive use of ^_^ faces.) --AAA! (AAAA) 12:17, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
<sigh> Those were the days. Seems like yesterday. Who was that fun-hater, anyway? Oh. Yeah...
  • 00:25, 5 November 2006 Todd Lyons blocked "Todd Lyons (contribs)" with an expiry time of 10 seconds (Must ... escape ... ^_^ ... too ... cheery .... agh my eyes ...)
R.I.P. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 06:06, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
^_^ --User:Nintendorulez 21:29, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
You know, Todd, he's now moved to ~_~ faces. What are you going to do about that? --AAA! (AAAA) 12:17, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
Err.. don't you mean Tom? —Braydie at 12:20, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
No, Todd. I'm directing the comment at HIM. --AAA! (AAAA) 13:33, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
Oh of course, my bad. —Braydie at 13:37, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

Might as well whore a few of mine

  • 01:37, 5 January 2006 Mhaille blocked "Savethemooses (contribs)" with an expiry time of 22 Seconds (Not saving mooses)
  • 19:02, 5 January 2006 Mhaille blocked "Keitei (contribs)" with an expiry time of 30 seconds (Blocking her own IP)
  • 13:42, 12 October 2006 Mhaille blocked "Codeine (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (for blocking me for taking advantage of our special offer! )
  • 17:21, 20 August 2006 Mhaille blocked "DiZ (contribs)" with an expiry time of 40 seconds (for lying about never having been banned before)
  • 17:23, 11 June 2006 Mhaille blocked "Jack mort (contribs)" with an expiry time of 22 seconds (Voting against Neolithic Age on VFH)
  • 13:01, 10 June 2006 Mhaille blocked "Imrealized (contribs)" with an expiry time of 28 seconds (Pointing out logical and social inconsistencies to Admins)

Codeine

  • 03:26, 4 January 2007 Codeine blocked "Mhaille (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3.14159275924 seconds (Breaking Joke Ban amnesty)
  • 11:50, 15 December 2006 Penis .. 71.146.139.174 (diff)
  • 11:52, 15 December 2006 Codeine blocked "71.146.139.174 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Unlucky mate, she's 60 years old. Good for mum I reckon.)
  • 04:38, 11 December 2006 Codeine blocked "Nintendorulez (contribs)" with an expiry time of 28 days (A personal favour from me to you. Since you lack the discipline to stnad by your promises, I'm banning you until Benson's block expires as you wished. Merry Christmas and a happy new year.)
  • 09:14, 13 December 2006 Codeine unblocked Nintendorulez (contribs) (meh, let's see if he notices)
For the record, I didn't notice at all. ^_^ Plus I was making the occasional edits but only to BENSON-based stuff. As for recent weeks, people stopped caring. --User:Nintendorulez 20:50, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • 11:52, 7 December 2006 Codeine blocked "Benson (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 month (You are banned for one month for creating 4 sockpuppets (infinibanned) for the purpose of nominating and voting for Image:Republicanwhale.jpg. Ban would have been longer but you couldn't even get it featured.)
  • 23:24, 6 December 2006 Codeine blocked "Batong00 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (BATMER BATMER BATMER BATMER BATMER BATMER )
  • 23:33, 22 November 2006 Codeine blocked "218.186.10.11 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (Vote page idiocy. That and your stupid edit to Big Mac earns you a week in the hole)
  • 11:47, 21 November 2006 Codeine blocked "D. G. Neree (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (AAAAAAA! AAA AAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA!)
  • 03:44, 16 November 2006 Codeine blocked "193.231.40.4 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 6 months (Blankers = Wankers)
  • 03:08, 13 November 2006 Codeine blocked "218.186.10.11 (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (In Soviet Uncyclopedia, Admin fuck YOU!!)
  • 05:23, 11 November 2006 Codeine blocked "172.141.33.35 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 weeks (I will always lose? I'll take my chances with that one, monkeyboy. Something tells me I'll sleep soundly tonight.)
  • 08:03, 10 November 2006 Codeine blocked "72.83.118.162 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Vandalised Sex. Just because you're not getting any, don't take it out on us.)
  • 04:27, 26 October 2006 Codeine blocked "72.68.111.90 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Bad vandal! Now say 10 Hail Marys and 5 Mea Culpas)
  • 00:42, 26 October 2006 Codeine blocked "65.64.97.1 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (l0l I b10xx0r3d j00!!!!! (vandalised Anime))
  • 23:41, 12 October 2006 Codeine blocked "Mhaille (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (Thank you for taking advantage of our special offer! Please tick the box if you would like to receive other offers from specially selected companies)
  • 22:46, 23 September 2006 Codeine blocked "59.94.104.179 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (We at Uncyclopedia appreciate feedback from all our satisfied customers. Please accept your complimentary ban for blanking. Have a nice day!)
  • 21:20, 20 September 2006 Codeine blocked "124.179.81.201 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (This User needs more Cowbell. Please help by smacking them in their stupid monkey face with one.)
  • 21:29, 7 September 2006 Codeine blocked "81.229.252.17 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Blanked Metallica. "...And Bannings For All")
  • 21:01, 5 September 2006 Codeine blocked "82.160.16.2 (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Fourth strike.. you're out)
  • 20:46, 22 August 2006 Codeine blocked "130.216.191.184 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Vandalised Jew and Jerusalem. Oy vay.)
  • 20:43, 22 August 2006 Codeine blocked "Electrified mocha chinchilla (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (Boasting about vandalising Wikipedia will not win you friends here.)
  • 21:24, 10 August 2006 Codeine blocked "Toolio (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (Blanked Your Mom. I'm sure you're mother would be very disappointed in you, young man.)
  • 13:00, 4 August 2006 Codeine blocked "210.217.138.5 (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Whoa-oh-oh-oh. Stop! Spammertime!)
  • 22:28, 20 July 2006 Codeine blocked "84.150.176.194 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (Achtung! Nicht blanken der Deutschland, bitte!!)
  • 09:19, 20 July 2006 Codeine blocked "24.149.167.19 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (To do list: Block troll.)
  • 06:07, 15 July 2006 Codeine blocked "83.237.119.64 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (Blanked Russia. Dosvedanya!)
  • 23:22, 29 June 2006 Codeine blocked "68.194.107.77 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (Thank you for your constructive criticism. Please enjoy your week off and this complementary bag of AIDS.)
  • 18:03, 25 June 2006 Codeine blocked "70.187.213.101 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Congratulations, "Chosen One". You've been chosen to be banned for 3 days for adding stupid shit to pages.)
  • 06:32, 16 June 2006 Codeine blocked "Codeine (contribs)" with an expiry time of 5 minutes (Making double redirects)
  • 09:34, 13 June 2006 Codeine blocked "MoneySign (contribs)" with an expiry time of 69 seconds (Making gratuitous masturbation joke)
  • 10:49, 9 June 2006 Codeine blocked "Nintendorulez (contribs)" with an expiry time of 666 seconds (Criticising Admin abuse of power)
  • 06:54, 4 May 2006 Codeine blocked "208.101.29.30 (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Next, please!)
  • 20:43, 1 May 2006 Codeine blocked "68.98.160.92 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Blanked Encyclopedia Dramatica. If it was the actual ED you'd blanked I'd give you a medal. As it is, this is still vandalism.)
  • 10:02, 24 April 2006 Codeine blocked "172.193.180.100 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (Thanks for blanking those pages! Enjoy your free two week vacation!)
  • 23:53, 6 April 2006 Codeine blocked "151.198.171.57 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Playtime over, kids. Back to class now.)
  • 21:52, 5 April 2006 Codeine blocked "Funky bitch 23 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 year (Playtime over, back to kindergarten.)
  • 11:54, 3 April 2006 Codeine blocked "20 Crazy Carl on Crack accounts blocked! (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Make that 21)
  • 11:48, 3 April 2006 Codeine blocked "Let's Vandalise Uncyclopedia! (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Let's fuck off)
  • 01:24, 21 March 2006 Codeine blocked "209.12.51.206 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (Blanked Idiot. Idiot.)
  • 12:28, 4 March 2006 Codeine blocked "194.158.64.32 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Oh noes! A 500p3r 1337 h4xx0r got banned!)

--AAA! (AAAA) 07:54, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

Famine

  • 19:52, December 7, 2006 Famine blocked "124.183.223.224 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (If you love Zach so much, give him a blowjob. Don't spam our website.)
  • 19:47, December 5, 2006 Famine blocked "168.9.35.14 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (problem exists between chair and keyboard.)
  • 21:46, November 20, 2006 Famine blocked "Spang (contribs)" with an expiry time of 666 seconds (complaining)
  • 16:14, November 17, 2006 Famine blocked "144.137.143.97 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (Failed site IQ test. Please read HTBFANJS. You might want to hit up English too.)
  • 18:52, November 16, 2006 Famine blocked "82.156.49.1 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks ("All religions should be banned.." Here you go. HAND. )
  • 18:11, November 13, 2006 Famine blocked "72.29.81.87 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 month (Tag..you're a dick.)
  • 19:54, October 26, 2006 Famine blocked "66.213.16.210 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (Vandal, begone. Have you tried suicide? It might fix your problems.)
  • 21:11, October 23, 2006 Famine blocked "Mordillo (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 hours (BENSON is not better than User:Hinoa4. Admit your error and repent.)
Well, I'm honored... –H.
  • 15:12, October 17, 2006 Famine blocked "88.105.81.175 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (Invisibility and blank are two separate phenonoma. You get banned for making Invisibility blank.)
  • 17:53, October 11, 2006 Famine blocked "64.8.190.51 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 month (Some day you'll hit puberty. Ten years after that happy event you can come back.)
  • 17:27, October 11, 2006 Famine blocked "203.164.136.126 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 6 months (I hate you more than you hate Adam. Because you vandalize this site.)
  • 17:38, October 2, 2006 Famine blocked "70.48.100.112 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 day (Placed the *word* boobies on the super-secret admin page. Not an image.)
  • 18:54, September 28, 2006 Famine blocked "139.142.3.123 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (Pro-pirate edits on the ninja page. We don't need you to start WWIII.) (recurring)
See Talk:Ipb for background.

20:50, September 27, 2006 Famine blocked "213.203.168.100 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 month (Dear single girl: Me want friend to love me long time. Sorry u very lonely woman. This my respond you wait for.)

  • 19:38, September 26, 2006 Famine blocked "Little Jimmy (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 month (Made a template. A Chuck Norris Template. I should ban you forever.)
  • 17:15, September 25, 2006 Famine blocked "142.22.16.56 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (Once you recover from being hit by the Idiot Bus you can come back.)
  • 18:15, September 20, 2006 Famine blocked "216.229.196.203 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (I'd make it 5-7 years to give you time to grow up, but someone else might get this IP during that time.)
  • 21:16, September 19, 2006 Famine blocked "68.98.162.154 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (I received an advanced copy of "Banned for Spamming". Perhaps you'd like to read it?)
  • 20:48, September 11, 2006 Famine blocked "Darkfred (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (Time out to be angry at me and hate the world. I assume you've tried Emo?)
  • 17:41, September 5, 2006 Famine blocked "Master Pain (also known as Betty) (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 month (Throughout the history of modern religion, there has always been one constant, and it is that nobody, and I mean nobody, fucks with the Jesus.)
  • 20:43, August 25, 2006 Famine blocked "80.133.235.154 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 day (I don't like Camp Fuck You Die either, but if I can't blank it, you can't.)
  • 22:33, July 31, 2006 Famine blocked "SU182 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week (Lost dunce hat. Time to find it.)
  • 18:48, July 6, 2006 Famine blocked "Alexandrelol (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 day (responding to my trolling by editing user comments. Thou lack the creativity to be allowed to play.)
  • 16:03, June 28, 2006 Famine blocked "Blocked by false admin (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Only real admins can block. Like this. )
  • 20:07, June 25, 2006 Famine blocked "Famine (contribs)" with an expiry time of 12 hours (too drunk to use site responsibily.)
  • 18:05, May 18, 2006 Famine blocked "74.129.111.153 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Uncreative vandalism @ User:Nintendorulez. If you're going to troll Nin, you've gotta do it better than that.)
  • 08:16, April 9, 2006 Famine blocked "SPLAKA IS HITLER!!! (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Because Splaka isn't Hitler. He just plays him on TV.)
  • 19:21, January 17, 2006 Famine blocked "IMBJR (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 hours (Sig abuse. That's painful man. Hurts more than my mom in a bathing suit. Like broken glass for the eyes, )
  • 20:03, January 6, 2006 Famine blocked "Bradaphraser (contribs)" with an expiry time of 21 minutes (Being amused at this site. It should make you cry. Really. )
  • 19:52, December 14, 2005 Famine blocked "69.223.90.109 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 24 hours (The main page DOES LOOK ASSY on occasion. On purpose. If ASSY offends you, you'd ASSY better not read this ASSY website. Because there's a lot of ASSY here. Just look at VFD if you don't believe me. Assy. Heh.)
  • 21:50, November 14, 2005 Famine blocked "Famine (contribs)" with an expiry time of 19 hours (Deleting the Main Page. Moron.)
  • 20:39, October 31, 2005 Famine blocked "Elvis (contribs)" with an expiry time of 10 minutes (Quoth Elvis, "I still think some of ED is quite amusing". Heresy, I say. He shall burn!!!!!)
  • 20:40, October 21, 2005 Famine blocked "Famine (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 minute (You made some of the stupidest edits I've sver seen. Outside of Alfred.)
  • 17:11, October 20, 2005 Famine blocked "Splaka (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 minute (Adding awards to my page out of chronological order.)

Just so we all are clear on who the real master is around here. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [09:24, 7 January 2007 (UTC)]

I nominate Hinoa! --AAA! (AAAA) 10:32, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Tompkins

  • 10:57, 8 January 2007 Tompkins blocked "124.180.146.114 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 months (There's only room enough for one cunt 'round these parts, and that cunt is me.)
  • 11:19, 29 December 2006 Tompkins blocked "Bad Camaro (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Ni)
  • 11:19, 29 December 2006 Tompkins blocked "Poo (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (gg)
  • 11:22, 29 December 2006 Tompkins blocked "Marshall Matherz (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (er)
  • 11:24, 29 December 2006 Tompkins blocked "Big fat duck (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Po)
  • 11:25, 29 December 2006 Tompkins blocked "Horny Henry (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (op)
  • 06:33, 11 December 2006 Tompkins blocked "68.42.146.205 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 week ("Vandalized Jewish. Had some good points, but still.")
  • 10:04, 7 December 2006 Tompkins blocked "83.100.196.225 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Chuck Norris is NOT pretty much gay!!)
  • 09:41, 29 November 2006 Tompkins blocked "216.47.187.221 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (Just because I can.)
  • 09:27, 29 November 2006 Tompkins blocked "198.111.183.2 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 month (BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH)
  • 10:40, 18 November 2006 Tompkins blocked "Tompkins (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 year (Harsh? Probably.)
  • 14:33, 13 November 2006 Tompkins blocked "Zombiebaron (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 Seconds (Spamming IRC With Requests to Ban People And Delete Pages.)
  • 10:09, 8 November 2006 Tompkins blocked "203.24.9.15 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (If he's a doughboy, then you're that freaking finger.)
  • 11:52, 3 November 2006 Tompkins blocked "24.173.220.3 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 hours (This is uncyclopedia, you stupid bigot.)
  • 21:32, 12 August 2006 Tompkins blocked "Mhaille (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (yah... I'm a jerk face!)
  • 15:35, 24 July 2006 Tompkins unblocked Pnatt (contribs) (Sorry about MoneySign, he sucks alot of penis.)
  • 12:02, 24 July 2006 Tompkins blocked "Tested (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 hour (Longest sig on uncyc, you lose.)
  • 09:08, 19 July 2006 Tompkins blocked "69.168.106.31 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 134 seconds (<choose><option>{{die/1}}</option><option>{{die/2}}</option><option>{{die/3}}</option><option>{{die/4}}</option><option>{{die/5}}</option><option>{{die/6}}</option></choose><noinclude>)
  • 11:51, 17 July 2006 Tompkins blocked "Famine (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 minute (Paws!)
  • 11:04, 10 July 2006 Tompkins blocked "69.17.156.67 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (I LOVE BANNING PEOPLE... and cock.)
  • 11:18, 7 July 2006 Tompkins blocked "80.3.64.11 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (I'm sorry, your call cannot go through, For only 95 cents Qwest will keep trying and call you back as soon as the line is available. We're sorry, your ca- BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!)
  • 08:37, 4 July 2006 Tompkins blocked "MoneySign (contribs)" with an expiry time of 24 minutes (As will you...)
  • 18:42, 2 July 2006 Tompkins blocked "The Great Gitten Huff of 1800 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (*Puts hand around user's neck* *Squeezes* *Unzips users pants* *Grabs user's testicles* *Squeezes* Yeah, you like that don't you? Yeah...)
  • 04:16, 2 July 2006 Tompkins blocked "67.174.66.36 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (Vandalising the main page. No, serisously.)
  • 17:39, 26 June 2006 Tompkins blocked "Penis Bird (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Me likes penises)
  • 19:06, 24 June 2006 Tompkins blocked "Tompkins (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Sober up man, you make me sick.)
  • 18:11, 24 June 2006 Tompkins unblocked Tompkins (contribs) (RAWR!)
  • 18:02, 24 June 2006 Tompkins blocked "Hinoa4 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 243 seconds (I said I respected you... And I do. But you edit conflicted me. Jerk.)
  • 16:52, 17 June 2006 Tompkins blocked "Hinoa4 (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite
  • 16:47, 17 June 2006 Tompkins blocked "Hinoa4 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 56 seconds (1-upped, bitch.)
  • 02:46, 15 June 2006 Tompkins blocked "168.13.127.66 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 day (FYI, Wikipedia has a very large, wonderfully juicy penis)
  • 22:27, 7 June 2006 Tompkins blocked "82.133.164.137 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 days (Literally Sucking Chuck Norris' Penis, No Lies)
  • 12:10, 30 May 2006 Tompkins blocked "No user, only a user page (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (You don't exist, neither does the cabal.)
  • 11:35, 15 May 2006 Tompkins unblocked Tompkins (contribs) (MOneySign sucks penises)
  • 11:36, 15 May 2006 Tompkins unblocked #6653 (Lots and lots of penises)
  • 11:36, 15 May 2006 Tompkins blocked "MoneySign (contribs)" with an expiry time of 34 seconds (Came on to me.)

Yeah...--AAA! (AAAA) 09:41, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Feature?

Score: +5
  • Sikon 15:42, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I love it!! Hinoa seems funniest at the moment. Famine, please don't block me for saying that! so wish I could be part of the action... Aww.PNG Icons-flag-gb.png -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 20:09, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
    • Who wouldn't? --AAA! (AAAA) 12:14, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
    • Yeah... If I was admin, my first move would be to give each and every admin a 1 second block, including myself. Then I'd huff Euroipods, unhuff it before anybody notices. Then I would do some serious stuff, like updating AAAAAAAAA and DYK accordingly to their talk pages... --User:Nintendorulez 13:42, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Codeine caught me red handed. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 13:44, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Although, I would rather this be an article rather than a forum entry. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:50, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • By the name of Aqua, make it so! - Enzo Aquarius 02:00, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Don't ask me how this happened...

  • 11:18, 30 January 2007 Zombiebaron blocked "Flame and the Vipers (contribs)" with an expiry time of a long time (sockpuppet!) [2]

A long time? --AAA! (AAAA) 00:33, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

What was the length? *checks block log* ...I didn't know MediaWiki accepts that as a valid block length. O_o --Missingno... 20:33, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
I don't know. The IP block list showed up as empty on him. --AAA! (AAAA) 06:10, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
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