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Get the fuck out of the Internet, cockfags. Uncyclopedia is the gayest shit ever, and I'll prove that right now.

1. Uncyclopedia is a total ripoff of ED.
2. Uncyclopedia is full of faggotry-ridden admins who hate America. It's true. You fagpants feature shit like Africa and retarded pseudo-scientific FUCKSHIT articles like Decapitation Disease!
3. The goddamned admins hate me! They deleted my articles even though i have to say they were better than sex. Looks like you faggots don't know what quality is.
4. It's based in England. If there wasn't a more gay country, I don't know what is. At least Wikipedia has the sense to be American, unlike you cockfags.

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                          206.211.69.253, SPAM ME! 16:10, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

(moves hand open and shut in parody of talking) This is what you are doing. (closes hand) This is what I want you to do. —Hinoa talk.kun 16:12, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your feedback! We at Uncyclopedia take your humour experience very seriously, and appreciate all comments and suggestions from our valued customers. Your helpful feedback has been passed to our customer services team, in order that we may improve the quality of the comedy service we provide to you. Once again, thank you for your well-thought out and constructive criticism! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:20, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

• HATE HATE HAT! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:35, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

You know, he's right. I hadn't noticed before, but Uncyclopedia is the gayest shit ever. It's scientific! Whew, that's a load off my mind. /me goes back to writing the gayest shit ever.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:18, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

I suppose you could argue that Uncyclopedia is gay, but only in the same way Graham Chapman, bless his comedic soul, was gay. If you can't tell the difference between "gay" and "poofdah," then humor has escaped your ethnocentric soul, Mr. Anonymous IP. --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 17:38, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Hey, I live in England! You can't diss something that without it, America wouldn't stand where it is today. Oh and by the way, nobody cares and Ed doesn't have the best page ever. -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 20:37, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Benson doesn't understand? Benson thought ED was Uncyclopedia's 'HOWTO:Make a bad wiki'! It's a site... wow... Benson shall check this out... but first Benson is off to ask Uncyclopedia why it is gay aka having a same-sex relationship.

PS. Benson didn't even know that websites COULD be gay... Benson should arange a internet-website gay pride parade where all the websites march around with annoyingly bright colours and cheer.

Benson 21:05, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Look, this is the 21st Century, and if two websites of the same gender decide they're attracted to one another and want to have a meaningful relationship, who are we to say it's morally wrong? And if those websites should, on occasion, engage in unusual sexual practices that certain traditionalist types might find offensive, then who are we to tell them they can't? It's none of our business what websites do behind closed doors, and as long as they don't try to pervert the minds of little children with it, I say let the websites do whatever they want.

Having said that, if one compares encyclopediadramatica.com to Uncyclopedia from an objective standpoint, I think you'd have to conclude that ED is the gayer website. I was just over there the other day to look up the latest unfounded pedophilia rumors about anonymous MMORPG operators, and what do I see but a photo of a naked man's rectum, spread wide for all the world to see? Naturally, I didn't stare at it for very long - four, maybe five hours tops - but things like that do tend to suggest certain... proclivities. But hey, that's okay! I'm just... you know, sayin'.  c • > • cunwapquc? 01:49, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

lulz  –              Smiddle             

I beg to differ, France is gayer than the UK is, and even Holland and Canada are gayer than France is apparently. I base this on the same-sex marriage laws they have. ED is gayer than Uncyclopedia is, because of all of the Drama on Encyclopedia Dramatica which the Drama can only come from gay people who like Goatse and Tubgirl pictures which are obviously gay porn. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:11, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

I have to disagree with you there Orion; perhaps not England, but Britain as a whole is most certainly the gayest country- just look at a map, it's about to roger Ireland! (although actually, Ireland could be a Koala bear so that would qualify as bestiality) --Sir Jam 20:01, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Well the map is really a giant Rorschach Inkblot Test. I myself see a Soccer Goalie, with Whales as the hands, trying to catch an oddly shaped soccer ball that is Ireland. Scotland is his head, and England is his body, he appears to be sitting down to catch the soccer ball. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:23, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Really? I see vagina.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:29, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

A rebuttal to the arguments set forth by this anonymous IP

Jimbo Wales went under the name "Bear" in his youth.

Considering I am 1/16 Latin, I am very good at arguing. I have looked at the points set forth by this anonymous IP and I scoffed. Allow me write a rebuttal to all of your arguments, in the order you brought up each point:

1. Uncyclopedia is a parody of Wikipedia. ED is a wiki site run by a group of lobotomy patients who think constant displays of gay porn and Goatse are funny.
2. The admins on Uncyclopedia do not "hate America", we simply satirize how stupid americans can be. Also, we featured Africa because it was written well and is very funny.
3. Did your articles, by any chance, consists of just one or two lines? Also, your articles may seem funny to you, but we must conform to a high standard of quality here on Uncyclopedia. We delete any article which consists of only one line. The only exception is Fisher Price, because it is actually funny.

Actually, the whole reason Fisher Price is funny is because of the retrospective. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:29, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

1. No, England is most certainly not the gayest country in the world. No country can be the gayest country in the world.
2. FINAL POINT: You make yourself look like an idiot by ranting here and saying that "Uncyclopedia is the gayest shit ever". Oh, and by the way, you completely ripped off the person from Forum:Uncyclopedia is the worst by typing "UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE GAYEST SHIT EVER" over and over again.

You shall now be mocked by the rest of the community, as your rant has now been added to Uncyclopedia is the worst. Thank you for your worthless crap and goodbye. --General Insineratehymn 21:48, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Shall this be added to the "best forum topics ever" category? I mean, come on, "fagpants"? --MelvanaInChains 21:52, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Too derivative.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:55, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

How can you be a cockfag? I don't get it. Really. -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 21:59, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Remember that time you dropped all that acid and shoved a cigarette into the homeless guy's cock? That was a cockfag!

  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 11:39, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Well, something should come out of this. Mostly the nonsensical insults, because they're just too funny, but agonizingly pathetic at the same time. --MelvanaInChains 22:01, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

You've just described everything I've ever written. Boy, I sure wish I was an IP. *Foop!* 192.168.0.101 22:04, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Isn't Wikipedia British too? --Emmzee 01:08, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Nope. Jimbo's a redneck. He's from Bama. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:16, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

ggggg

I believe you are wrong. GO UNCYCLOPEDIA!

Trar 22:18, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

206.211.69.253 for Admin

Score: +3

• For. He clearly has the know-how to handle the "gayest site ever". --Emmzee 22:54, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
• Obligatory For Couldn't resist. --General Insineratehymn 23:01, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against -- there's a "69" in his IP and that's just code for filthy gay porn. ----OEJ 01:41, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
• FOR -- THE (NOT SO NOBLE) ZEROTROUSERS 04:48, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

"Haters for admin" joke is getting old

• Sign here if you agree. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:02, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Sounds like someone is mad because an anonymous IP is getting admin and you aren't...--Emmzee 23:07, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
    • No. I don't want to be admin. I don't want to deal with the hassle. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:22, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
      • Hassle? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:06, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
        • I'm already a bureaucrat on another well established Wiki. I have to deal with people whining on a daily basis. Here it would probably be much worse. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:26, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
• I'll agree with CSM -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 12:20, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
• Agree. Everyone knows you have to be a hatter, not a hater, to make Admin. If you are not already mad as a hatter the job will drive you there rapidly. Incidentally, did you know that old-times hatters became psychotic because of the chemicals in the skins they used? Yeah, skins used to be tanned with PCP, krank, and raw cocaine. If you ever see a crazy guy licking hatbands he's probably an old-fashioned hatter looking for his fix. Either that or an Uncyc admin. ----OEJ 01:45, 23 January 2007 (UTC) Just joking, Famine! Please don't bannorize me. *puppy eyes*
• Oh God yes. When, one day, I get bored, and make myself a sockpuppet to keep me entertained, and use it to write angry, badly written messages on random forum topics, I don't want you all threatening to sysop me. Please. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 08:52, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

206.211.69.253 for BENSON's pet

Score: +10

• NOM AND FOR. BENSON THINKS HIS HOMOPHOBIA IS CUTE. BENSON SHALL CALL HIM ALEXI AND SHALL FEED HIM EVERY OTHER DAY. Benson 17:11, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
• I'm for it. --Nightmare975 17:15, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
• FOR BENSON SHALL MAKE THIS FOOLISH IP HIS PET. --General Insineratehymn 19:11, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
• For. Don't forget to get him fixed.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:15, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
• For. Somebody find a box for him. --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 20:05, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
• For Don't forget to let him/her out so they don't mess in the house! -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 21:05, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
• For. But it's your pet. That means you have to care for it, feed it, kill it, skin it, clean it and cook it.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 21:21, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
• For-Benson--Scott 22:44, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
• For. BENSON can feed his pet just by thinking about it, though. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:15, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
• For - Why not? We should use him as a guinea pig for future whiners. --KWild 11:00, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
  • He could use it as a scape-goat as well. -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 13:31, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against - 206.211.69.253 is too gay for BENSON. I feel sorry for BENSON. Let someone else take care of this one. It's gneomI 02:55, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Coment:ARE CHANGALING THE WORD OF BENSON! IF BENSON WANTS 206.211.69.253 AS HIS PET HE CAN HAVE HIM AS HIS PET! BENSON IS BETTER THEN YOU AND YOU DON'T CHALLENGE HIS DECISIONS!!!!!!!!!!--Scott 02:27, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

• Conditional For, Give it a blasted name. I Hate IPs. 21:00, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

HE HAS A NAME. BENSON NAMED HIM ALEXI, REMEMBER? Benson 05:10, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

• For -- It also needs a cage to sleep in. By the way, it's already been said that this curious creature would be named Alexi. --MelvanaInChains 21:05, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
• FOR, BENSON would take good care of ALEXI and raise him well. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 05:18, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against. What about animal rights here?--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 21:44, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

You guys are total losers and even God hates you

Seriously. You guys are shitty shit shit losers and should die! If you dodn't hate America, you would kill yourselves now and this shitty piece of fuckballs website will go away forever because I hate it. You guys are the biggest jerks ever and I hope you get raped by a bery large man in prison!! --206.211.69.253 13:51, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Y'know, the sheer stupidity of 206.211.69.253's contribution this forum made me hope that our anonymous friend was a long-time user taking the piss out of idiotic vandals, but a glance through his contributions tells me no, he really is just that much of a dick. I would find it amusing if it weren't so deeply sad. --Sir Jam 13:58, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

• YOU are a liar and a heathan! You should die for your sin of lying! Also, stop being mean to me! --206.211.69.253 13:59, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Lol, "stop being mean to me"... You're right, we're being unfair, rude and critical of you for no good reason. --Sir Jam 16:23, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Get it right, pal. it's heathens. --Emmzee 14:00, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I prefer infidels. It sounds foreign and, therefore, classy. If there's one thing I am, it's classy. /me crushes beer can on forehead. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:04, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

"Shitty shit shit." That's almost as good as "Junky junky junky junky junky junk." --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:13, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

"Dodn't" is a good one. Is it some universal law that vandals can't spell?--Symuun 20:03, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Yeah. Look at Uncyclopedia is the worst. You'll see some of the vandals can't spell (although we editied in some of the misspellings). But you should go back and look at some of the original posts. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:16, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

You can't say we edited spellings CSM. We wouldn't do such things. ;) Also I don't<--(proper spelling) understand the "If you dodn't hate America, you would kill yourselves now..." bit becuase if you were an American, you wouldn't hate America, thus you would have to commit suicide. -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 20:25, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

I don't get it. Only last week there was me, god, jesus, a few well hung cardinals, a bery large man and the holy spirit, and we were all congalining on the American flag, and ... oh, wait a minute, I can see now how that might get misinterpreted. And there was me thinking it was just performance art. I feel sullied now. Torn, in fact. I am indeed a shit loser. Oh well, back to the embroidery. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 03:14, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Don't listen to him.

I love each and every one of you. Except <insert name here>. GOD! 20:19, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

^ Don't use the {{USERNAME}} tag like that! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Kjhf (talk • contribs)

Listen mate, I created the Heaven and Earth in six bloody days, don't you lecture me on how to use templates *(smites Kjhf)*. GOD! 20:54, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Word, homie. --ALLAH! 21:03, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Whoever said anything about username tags?! -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 21:02, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

I always knew that God hated me. And now I know for sure. Did you guys know that BENSON will never get his pet until 20 years have passed? --KWild 03:56, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

ALEXI!

SIT... GOOD BOY! NOW GO MAKE BENSON A SANDWICH. ALEXI! DON'T GO OVER THERE! STOP! BAD BOY! SOMEONE POTTY TRAIN ALEXI FOR BENSON. BENSON IS TOO BUSY TO DO THAT. AND BENSON DOESN'T WANT TO CLEAN UP THAT MESS... GET AN ADMIN TO DO IT> THEY LIKE CLEANING UP MESSES. Benson 05:14, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

I'll do it, even though I'm not an admin :) Anything for my BENSON. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 06:05, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

DON'T FORGET TO RUB HIS FACE IN IT FIRST.Benson 20:39, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

No fair

This IP is my school's IP, and now that it's blocked, I've lost almost all time I would use editing Uncyclopedia (roughly 20 minutes in computer class). This guy wasn't me though. I love Uncyclopedia. --Emmzee 03:25, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

You go to the same school as powershot?--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 10:22, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Meh, fuck it.

Next pile of shit we get like this, we get the IP right away, punch it into Firefox, get the router's default password, and do whatever we can to piss them off. --thematrixeætsyou, the ass kicker (talk) (flames) 04:01, 29 January 2007 (UTC)