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Riker, preparing to be done here with Uncyclopedia, but not quite.

I have been reading remarks regarding my decision about leaving Uncyclopedia & I can't believe there are some of you who went on to post such critical & hateful remarks about me. I know what I did, & I would call myself a liar if I didn't apologize for going against my word of returning back & correcting a lot of people & giving my side of the story regarding my posts. I don't know what I did to piss the hell out of you people, but there are some of you who posted such negative & hurtful remarks that I am offended by them. I don't know why there are some who just want to be downright nasty here, but it's going to stop....& it's going to stop now! Some of you want to keep posting nasty & rude remarks about me, that's fine! They will eventually disappear by the end of the day. You want to play nasty with me, I play three times nastier than you think. I ask for a truce & now it's going to be a full-blown war thanks to some of you. For others who posted kind remarks about me, thank you. It means a lot. This isn't the last post nor it will be the last from me & for some of you who want to continue to post hateful things about me, bring it on! If I go down, you're coming with me. Thanks, & good day!

UN:N --Mn-z 23:09, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Riker, let me see if I can speak your language for a second...

You told us you were leaving, & more than half of us didn't know who you are & all we saw was some guy announcing he was leaving when we never knew he was here to begin with. This suggested that this person has far too high an opinion of himself & calling us trolls was just icing on the cake...& now he's decided to play internet tough guy! He's puffing up his chest and slinging insults & he doesn't seem to know that it's completely trivial to ban him & we're only keeping him around because he's funny like an angry dog & all he can do in response to anything here is to pound his tiny fists against his desk in frustration & reread all his penis enlargement related spam & wonder whether some of it might actually work. The way he has challenged us all to a fight reminds us a little bit of an angry, angry chihuahua ferociously guarding his fenced backyard from people who happen to be walking by. We feel a bit of pity for his poor social interaction skills & the fact that he'll probably never have sex that he doesn't pay for, & we're glad we don't inhabit the town whose bell tower he will eventually scale and fire several missed shots into a crowd before tripping & falling to his death....but rest assured we are in no way intimidated! Thanks, & good day! pillow talk 23:23, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

You said "and"! You bastard! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:20, 26 December 2010

You're a Drama whore. If you were really just leaving you would, and I can't stress this enough, just leave. That's how leaving works. You stop editing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:29, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

Indeed... and everyone else who insists upon antagonizing it and perpetuating this cycle of idiocy, please, stop. Don't give it any more cause to come back and cause further silliness. Just stop, step away, and, I dunno, draw some boobs on the bathroom wall, or something. 1234 ~ 01:39, 26 December 2010

Riker, I suggest you leave or apologize. If you don't, you'll end up like that gangster asshole: In a perpetual stalemate, until you get banned and you ultimately lose. You pissed the hell out of us by saying you were going to leave, not leaving, and insulting all of us. That's the only reason why this is here in the first place! And hey! I've gotten nasty with you(in fact I'm probably the nastiest), and I haven't disappeared! Your threats don't seem to have any backing. You're acting like Powershot, only you're declaring war on multiple people. And you'll only be pulling yourself down, as none of us will go down with you. You're the sinking ship, while we're the crew who escaped it. We'd accept the truce if you took back your remarks and left instead of blanking parts of pages you don't agree with. Or... You can say you'll stay, apologize for your actions, and become a well-liked member of the community. Very rarely does a member get this much stuff wrapped around them... --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 03:35, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

Only pulling himself down? That's not true, unfortunately; anyone who engages him, anyone declares war back or tries to further mock or outdo him is also pulled down. Perhaps not so much, perhaps in different ways, but this drama and distraction does nothing but sidetrack people from doing more productive things, or at least less inflammatory. It serves nothing.

Stop this, please. This has gone too far already; if you truly want to win, let him go. Ignore him, and there will be little reason to continue this nonsense. Without the attention it garners, there is simply little point; That is the only way to win. And as for draw some boobs I mentioned, that's what I was doing... works surprisingly well. But they came out rather badly, I might add. 1234 ~ 03:51, 26 December 2010

Oh, come on! If people were here to do productive things, they wouldn't be here. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:01, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

...I speak relatively, of course. Vandalising Socky's userpage is productive! Of course it is! 1234 ~ 04:04, 26 December 2010

I won against that asshole gangster by flaming him until he was banned. From what I can tell, it gave some of the admins quite a bit of enjoyment. Nevertheless, I promised Sannse I wouldn't let something like this go over the top like it did with that IP, and I'm gonna keep it. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 04:09, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

That was not a victory, Meganew. That entire mess could have been avoided if you would simply acknowledge when you need to back down; as it was, it was rather annoying for the rest. And don't judge by RDB's responses to things what is a good or bad approach to things, please. There is a reason he attracts so much hatred and flames and whatnot, himself, but as an admin, he also has the power to stop it when it does get out of hand, a luxury you do not have... blargle.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go seed someone's talkpage with rabid gerbils. 1234 ~ 04:18, 26 December 2010

What can I say? I'm a jackass. A patient one, but a Jackass nonetheless, and I sometimes go over the top once I finally shatter. Case in point: A dude slapped me on the back of the head. That wasn't the first time he had, mind you. I got so pissed off, that I chased him down a hallway, knocked down the door to the room he hid in, and almost broke his arm. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 14:38, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

And anyways, that asshole's banned. And it only took about a week of abuse, 2 ban patrol listings, and 1 admin to get rid of him. That's better then Powershot's or NXWave's case! --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 15:02, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

I like it. It makes the pope look like an ass, and that's funny. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 15:47, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

I HATE YOU! I WANT TO RAPE YOUR CHILDREN AND EAT YOUR WIFE!

This nice forum topic needed a nice header. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:16, 26 December 2010

NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER!

This forum needed a nice subheader. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 17:09, Sunday 26 December 2010 -

I have to admit

That I kinda feel sorry for Riker. Not that he was banned, but that he decided to leave this place because he felt his contributions didn't mean squat to the rest of us. I think someone shoulda gave him some help or something, and maybe he would be a good Uncyclopedian. Well, at least we stopped this before it got way too far.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 16:59, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

I agree. He actually could've been a good user, had he stayed. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 17:02, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

I also agree with you. This is the 2nd user that I know that decided to leave this place because that user felt their contributions didn't mean shit. Just as User:Prettiestpretty did. DJ Mixerr 18:08, December 29, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

I thought P.Pretty left to work for the man, the comedy man. It didn't seem Riker felt at home here, he was very touchy and in Uncy you have to have a thick skin. So Riker, if you are reading this, if you come back and blow us all then you can return (OK, in this case you're supposed to return a self-effacing remark, like "If I blew you all you'd make me Uncy of the year" or "I would, but my momma got there first", then we all laugh together, pat you on the back, and feed you PCP when your back is turned, then you'd laugh it off, your momma, on and on, etc.) Aleister whose mom sells herself for a good edit or a piece of really good candy 18:32 29 12

You're right I think she did leave to work for the man. DJ Mixerr 21:55, December 29, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

I'm really going to miss Riker

I've decided to write a poem.

Eulogy to Riker

Oh Riker, sweet Riker. What days have passed that thou hadst not inspired me?
A martyr, a savant, a Star Trek fan
Too early struck down by the Uncyclopedia man

Like poison sucked from a snake bite,
So you drank the hate out of us all
Your banning a fine beacon
For those whose passions were silently quashed

For indeed your hopes, your aspirations
Were in tune with the universe's grand decay
And lo, though your family and nay your friends may say

"It was not meant to be"

Surely, you know injustice
You see what it is
When a dream dies in the crib

Do not despair Riker
Dreams do not define the dreamer
And if the dreamer truly dreams,
Then what matter the petty judgments
Of mere dreams?

Why not dance the fine line
Between the nooks and crannies
And the angry old cusses?
Breathe in the air and dance the mantra
Of "Matters Not"

Do these things and soon
You may find yourself among the throng
Of muse rapers and morning bell ringers
Of minds unlocked to sweet madness
Of cynical stoic virgins with heads wrapped in glorified techno-dreams

Also, I would like to add that I just farted. User:Mrthejazz/sig 09:11, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

That was a terrible poem. When I get banned, I don't want you writing my eulogy. ◄► UnUnUn ium ◄► 10:27, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Perhaps MrtheJazz could become the UnPoetical Laureate of Uncyclopedia. He could issue a poem every time a troll/blanker/sockhog dies. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:07, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

That would be a lot of poems. O_o 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 14:17, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

Who's Riker? --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 14:29, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Some guy in star trek. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 14:35, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

Oh... are you gonna make me a sig? --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 14:43, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

*hits Mimo&maxus with a frying pan* 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 14:54, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, please. Not again. *passes out* --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 14:55, January 5, 2011 (UTC)