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Oh, well. I've taken a couple of weeks off, gone slaying zombies and fighting crime, and I returned yesterday. And today, I thought "Hey, maybe I should check out IC, they must have finished the you colonization, I want to see how did it turn out." And so it was... THERE HAS BEEN NO PROGRESS FOR TWO FULL WEEKS. No progress on the project page, no progress on the voting page, nothing... So.. What's wrong? Is IC dead (again(again(again)))? Hey, is there anything wrong, or am I just imagining things? Damn zombie-slaying spree, it must have fucked up my brain Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 03:40 July 16 '09

Don't worry Mooshy, IC isn't dead, it's just made a tactical retreat to regroup and plan it's next attack. Why don't you head on down to the project page and see if you have anything to add. Ol' Gerry has made a few suggestions for the current colonization that are splendid, I think you should check them out. Also, I'm incredibly busy for the next week or two, but I'll be back on the front lines before you know it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:34, 16 Jul

You are a hypocrite

The IC is finally dead! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 06:01, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

IC will live again!

Obviously. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:37, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

IC is like a genital wart, it just keeps coming back. Plus it's itchy and repels girls. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:39, 16 Jul
It can be spread by contact, you know. Always wear protection when dealing with IC. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 14:42, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Der Unwehr Claims Victory, and Will Annex Great Britain

Hah! Those Collectivist, Imperialist fools were no match for the individual initiative of officers in Der Unwehr, who have produced more features than IC has produced total articles in less than half the time. The Blitzkrieg was just too much. Heil Victory! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:48, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Am I the only one who continually reads that as "UnDer Wehr"? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:45, 16 Jul
Hah, I never thought of that, that's actually kinda funny. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:53, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

<Insert Reference to some idiotic usergroup here.>

<Idiotic Usergroup wins with some reference to whatever theme said usergroup uses.> Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 14:59, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

All hail <Idiotic Usergroup>! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:01, 16 Jul
<Expletive><user group> ~Jewriken.GIF 15:13, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
How dare all of you talk about <usergroup> like that! I/We/Someone put a lot of effort into making <usergroup> what it is today. <Expletive> every single one of you for saying these <expletive> terrible things about <usergroup>. On an unrelated note <USERGROUP> NOW OPEN TO NEW MEMBERS! JOIN NOW OR I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:17, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
Really, we have more <features/bitches/hoes/dollars> than <rival usergroup> has made ever! Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 15:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
<expletive><annual discussion about IP edits to be blocked from><feature/wiki/usergroup> ~Jewriken.GIF 15:24, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
<expletive> you for not agreeing with me on <annual discussion about IP edits to be blocked>! I challenge you to a duel! En Garde you <expletive>! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:28, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
<Expletive> <random admin>, he's just a <troll/faggot/communist sympathizer> for not agreeing to <block IPs/restore my article/make me an admin>. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:31, 16 Jul
You forgot about the "nigger shit sandwich". ~Jewriken.GIF 15:34, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
<Random Admin> eats nigger shit sandwiches all day because he's a NIGGER JEW FAGGOT. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:36, 16 Jul
DOGshit. DOGshit sandwiches. Come on now everyone. You can do better than this. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:41, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
Obligatory whoring. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:48, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
Wow, thanks everyone. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:53, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Join the Goa Tse Clan

Or i'll cut your balls off! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 06:51, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

I'd love to see you try... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:32, Jul 17
<high, squeaky voice>You're too late! Moo ha-ha!</high, squeaky voice> Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:35, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Are zombie bites fatal?

Coz a zombie has just bitten my ass off. And its humping my <insert random organ here> right now Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 11:14 July 17 '09

That was your ass? Sorry. And no, I'm not going to stop humping your <insert random organ here>. Not until I'm done. You might as well grab a coffee. I'm going to be awhile. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:45, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
/me inserts random organ there. -- mirthful Ape (veto) (Riot Porn) 21:21, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
I think that, upon a bit of reflection, you'll realize that the organ you inserted there was not so random after all. Also it was your penis. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:51, Jul 18
I think that, upon absolutely zero reflection, you'll realize that the penis isn't an organ but merely oddly shaped erectile tissue, much like your nose. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:54, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
Your nose is also an organ. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:26, Jul 18
Your mum's an organ. Spang talk 01:38, 18 Jul 2009
No. She plays the organ. More of a flute, really. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:27, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
Really? Mine too! They should form an orchestra. -- mirthful Ape (veto) (Riot Porn) 16:10, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

Guys, looks like it's FLAMEWAR TIME!

It's time to flamewar! This time, Der Unwehr VS the IC! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 08:51, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

I'd rather not flamewar. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:17, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Eh, what the hell. I'll start: Joe9320 is an idiot. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:26, 24 Jul
No. Joe9320 is. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:15, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
No. Joe9320 is an idiot. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:43, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
No no no. Joe9320 is an idiot. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:26, 24 Jul
No no no no. Imperial Colonization is for idiots. And so is Optimus Chris. 10:16, 25 July 2009 (UTC)– Preceding unsigned comment added by Joe9320 (talk • contribs)
You forgot to sign your comment, idiot. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN13:15, 25 Jul

Changing the subject

do i look fat in those jeans? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 20:33 July 24 '09

Yes. In fact, you look fat in everything. Know why? CAUSE YOU'RE FAT, MR. HAMSTER!!! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:35, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Does my hamster look fat in my jeans, too? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 20:41 July 24 '09
Sorry Timmy, but your hamster is dead. Don't worry, though. I got you a brand new Hannah Montana to play with. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:44, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
To rape kill? -- mirthful Ape (veto) (Riot Porn) 20:47, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
It's no where near as violent as it sounds... Unless you want it to be. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:42, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Can I have a jessica alba instead? Pleeeese? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 20:48 July 24 '09
No. She's mine. You're getting a Disney kid and you're gonna like it! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:42, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
I'll take a Dakota Fanning... uh... I mean... uh... Keira Knightley... yeah that... Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 04:28,25July,2009
Yes, here's your Dakota Fanning, uh... Keira Knightley. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:42, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
I thought she was hot in War of the Worlds... I mean, Atonement... -- mirthful Ape (veto) (Riot Porn) 13:06, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Ah, ha ha. Yes. I say this, and laugh heartily, because I have seen both of those films that you mentioned. One of them, in particular, I did enjoy muchly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:07, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

It's not dead, it's on sleeping

Imperial Colonization is pining for the fjords. -- The Zombiebaron 19:28, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Pinin' for the fjords!?Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:19, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Goddamn, I miss those fjords. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 19:55, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
I miss the choir invisible. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:02, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Aint all the navy guys gay?

The answer is yes, which means that all of us - lobsterbacks - are gay. Muahahahahaha.. Err.. Ahem.. Gotta get back to slaying them motherfucking gay zombies Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 23:07 July 29 '09