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I'm curious if any former Uncyclopedians are dead. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 14 October 2011, at 21:39

They didn't log in to tell. Mattsnow 21:49, October 14, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, two that I know of. EvilZak died in 2009. Most of the admins attended his funeral. And Tompkins died last winter. -- The Zombiebaron 21:51, October 14, 2011 (UTC)

I haven't heard of EvilZak,but i've heard of Tompkins from here to there. Sad. How did they die? -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 14 October 2011, at 22:05

They were killed by an asteroid. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:12, 14 October 2011

Said asteroid missed me by an inch. Mattsnow 22:13, October 14, 2011 (UTC)

and by asteroid, he means me --Roman Dog Bird 22:56, October 14, 2011 (UTC)

Dammit. I was reserved to stand in the spot the asteroid fell, then I was stuck in a traffic jam. Don'tyou hate it when you're stuck in a traffic jam? -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 15 October 2011, at 01:01

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If I ever die, I'll make a forum about it to let y'all know. I'm sorry in advance. Mattsnow 01:21, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

R.I.P. Mattsnow (in advance) -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 15 October 2011, at 01:45

I think I killed a couple....---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 06:26, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Hence your username. I suspect you killed 333 of them? -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 15 October 2011, at 06:26

....Sure, unless the police learned the truth.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 06:40, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

I PWNED OVER 9000 noobs in uncyclopedia and deviantart!ALL OF YUO SUX DICK!!!--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 09:42, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Every time I visit this site I die a little bit more on the inside. I understand and I wish to continue. . 10:49, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Fuck, way ahead of ya there, son. I'm already dead inside.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Oct 15 '11 11:36 (UTC)

Well that's disappointing, I was gonna ask you for a kidney. I understand and I wish to continue. . 11:41, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

If by "ask" you meant "pay $100,000", "ask" away. I'll still say "no", but at least we won't have this awkward stinginess of yours between us.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Oct 15 '11 11:53 (UTC)

By "ask", I meant I was going to sneak up behind you with a knife and spork, and a bottle of hot sauce and have my way with your organs. And by "way", I mean carve them into small bite size portions, insert them into my mouth, masticate them into bolus, and then move them into my stomach via my esophagaeal passage. I understand and I wish to continue. . 12:08, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

I died yesterday

The funeral was tomorrow. You can send my family money. --ShabiDOO 16:31, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

15 Ugandan dollars sent. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 17:13, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Now my children can go to college. --ShabiDOO 18:22, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

You don't have any children.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:56, October 15, 2011 (UTC)