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I wish all users on Uncyclopedia (active or not) a happy New Year!!!!--Director WILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 05:30, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

How is it happy if you're going to kill me more than 300 times? sausage lol 07:35, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

Don't worry, I'll spare you from my wrath--

Director

WILL

YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 20:15, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

Your New Year's resolutions

I'm going to get some back fat. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:00, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
I'm gonna get a woman, a keeper preferably.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:16, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
Wow. You guys like being strange, don't you? Anyway: I'm gonna bring my usergroup, Grue Apocalypse, up to huge levels of awesomeness! --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 01 1, 21:45, 2010
im gonnabe moer awsome leik my bestesst freinnd in da hole wurld jimy cuz hes realy reely reeely cool pellergoneum 05:41, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
I'm gonna bring sexy back. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:43, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
I'm going to continue my downward spiral of self loathing and longing for death. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:12, 2 Jan
I'm going to travel across America in the summer and attempt to meet as many other Uncyclopedians as possible to ~~eliminate~~ ~~rape~~ rape and eliminate them. And then maybe quit my job. --EMC^[TALK]20:34 Jan 2 2010
I'm going to not fail collej. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:31, Jan 3 2010
I'm gonna get featurezed with my awesomeness writes! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 05 Jan 2010 ~ 08:03 (UTC)
I'm quitting smoking. Sorry that's not funny, but that's what I'm doing. Umm... dicks. pillow talk 06:52, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Vote: Happy New Year

Score: -2

Against. Bah humbug. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:43, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Against. It's time for 1997 to make a comeback. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:13, 2 Jan
For. Actually, I'm planning on having a nice, happy year this year. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:33, 3 January 2010
Against. This year is gonna completely suck. I just know it. Fuck you, 2010. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 06:55, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
For! It would be all ironical and stuff if I said Angst. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 05 Jan 2010 ~ 08:03 (UTC)
Abstain. No man can know what the future holds.