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Happy 4th of July. We Americans usually get drunk and blow stuff up today. All to celebrate our Independence from England. Which gave us the rights and freedoms to do stuff like drop the "u"'s from colour and humour and make them color and humor instead.--Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 17:52, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

*me waits for revisionist history Brits* Saberwolf116 17:54, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Happy 4th of July. We Brits usually doff our hats and eat crumpets today. All to celebrate that America got their independence, (so we can't be blamed for their stuff any more). This gave us the rights and freedoms to do stuff like include the "u"'s in colour and humour, without having people telling us its color and humor instead. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 19:30, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

FU ENGLAND! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:08, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Indie+Pen+Dance - A dance with pens to the sound of Nirvana. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 10:50, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:12, Jul 5
Best action movie of the 90s. Saberwolf116 19:00, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
False. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:20, Jul 5
Still, a good movie. WILL SMITH Staircase CUNt 19:20, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
No. It's the opposite of a good movie. Independence Day was the anti-Point Break. Point Break, in turn, pales beside Heat (which is good in a good way vs PB's bad in a good way). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:29, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEAD! mAttlobster. (hello) 20:57, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
"Hi, I'm John Stamos from TV's Full House. Independence Day reminds me of my hair: perfect."
Independence Day sucks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:10, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
Let me ask you what I ask all people who clearly hate the U S of A, The Greatest Country in the World™: Why do you hate America? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:28, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah I love any movie where the bad guy aliens run Microsoft Windows and one of the Earth heroes can infect it using a PowerPC Macintosh Powerbook and cause the mother ship to malfunction and blow up. If evil alien overlords from outer space use Linux instead of Windows, we are in such big trouble! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:29, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
There'll always be a wizard ready to save the day in a most magically unrealistic way. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:44, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
Independence Day (the movie) sucks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:00, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
*ahem* I appologize for my earlier comment on England. What I actually meant, was FU BRITISH EMPIRE! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:45, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Hmm? Something happening overseas? Sounds dangerously uncivilised to me. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:55, Jul 7

Independance Day? Yeah, more like, "Federation of American Colonies and defeat England Day"!

Don't you celebrate your Federation like us Aussies do on Australia Day? In Australia, on January 26th, it's Australia Day. We celebrate it with fireworks, chucking meat and seafood on the barbie (that's barbecue to you Yanks) and finally, with the ceremonies and the works. I only made America look like Canada. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 09:15, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

On Canada Day

Didn't Canada just celebrate the day they deposed the Queen of England or something along those lines?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:04, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

On Canada day we celebrate the formation of canada. Back then canada only had Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia and New Brunswick. However you may be talking about victoria day. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 18:36, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Apologies

I did, in fact, get drunk on Independence Day, but I was too busy with my girlfriend to log in as Inebriated and write an article. However, if I had still been single, I would have written the article Jean Baudrillard and also My Testicles. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:34, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

FU CANADA AND AMERICA! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 00:44, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
I guess Joe is still sore about the demise of TYATU. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 11:45, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
...you're not inebriated. i'm calling your bluff. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:22, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
That's the part of his statement you don't believe? Really? 15:40, 7 July 2009 (UTC)