Alected/UnTunes:Uncyclopedia ("Weird Al" Yankovic UnTune)
"Uncyclopedia" is the first ever UnTune by American musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. The song parodies Ukraine's entry at Eurovision Song Contest 2022, "Stefania" by Kalush Orchestra, the Cypress Hill of the Ukraine. Which makes sense, since UnTunes is the "Weird Al" Yankovic of Uncyclopedia, which is the Ukraine of the interwebs. "Uncyclopedia" will appear on Yankovic's upcoming album Alected, which is already known worldwide as the Atlantis of popular music, the Bizarro Alanis of Frank Zappa parodies, and the Bermuda Triangle of Uncyclopedia articles.
The UnTune will receive its audio version as soon as Hell breaks loose, Vladimir Putin is killed and Ukraine hosts the next Eurovision Song Contest. But the non-audio version is still partly available due to the Great Internet Leak of Bucha, executed by the Great Butcher of Europa, Vlad the Butcha.
The song is notable for being the first song by Yankovic containing almost no rhymes at all, without counting the intro of this article, and "Shtisel".
UNCYCLOPEDIA
- No one knows how to pronounce Uncyclopedia
- 'Cause it's too hard to pronounce the U at the start
- So they just keep not pronouncin' the name of the
- Greatest satire website known to mankind, ever.
- When someone is trying to pronounce Uncyclopedia to just compliment the site and its cool, glorious editors
- They're all suddenly get stumbled by the unexplained ability to only pronounce other sites that claim to do what we do which
- Is when you call our booty, booty, it's our duty, to take out the fucking school in, school in your neighborhood
- And blow it up to pieces like they did in that song that didn't inspire the name of this album that you currently enjoy.
- Oy oy oy oy oy oy oy
- No one knows...
- So if you cannot pronounce it yet, fuck it, you can just shove both of your hands in my pocket
- And I bet you'll feel nuts like in that extremely cool song by Bloodhound Gang, it's probly my favorite
- Then if your mum, she tells you to stop pickin' don't you fucking stop pickin' and pickin' my fuckin' piccolo 'cause that's probly the peak of your ability to
- Do hard stuff.
- Oy oy oy oy oy oy oy
- No one knows... X2
Sources[edit | edit source]
- Renske Ten Veen "“She rocked me; gave me rhythm” – Kalush Orchestra bring an ode to mothers in “Stefania” lyrics" wiwibloggs, February 10, 2022