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FOLDING TEAM

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I joined the folding team thing last week
Just like we always talked about
'Cause you were so excited for me
To finally try this project out
But today, I folded my pink sweater
Crying 'cause you weren't around
And you're probably with that rich guy
Who always made me doubt
He even has his license
He's everything I'm insecure about
Yeah, today, I fold my Dex sweater
'Cause how could I ever love someone else?
And I know we weren't perfect
But I've never felt this way for no one
And I just can't imagine
How you could be so okay now that I'm gone
Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me
'Cause you said forever, now I fold alone my laundry.
And all my fingers are tired
Of folding only my own clothes, but
I kinda feel sorry for them
'Cause they'll never touch you the way that I do
Yeah, today, I fold my pink sweater
And picture I was folding you instead.
And I know we weren't perfect
But I've never felt this way for no one
Oh, and I just can't imagine
How you could be so okay now that I'm gone
I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me
'Cause you said forever, now I fold alone my laundry.
Black shirts, grey socks
I still see your face in the machine fish tank
Can't pair all the socks that I used to wear back
When I was foldin' you@home (Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)
Undershirts = gay
I still smell your scent in my underwear, but
They were really clean
God, I'm so blue, know we're through
But I was foldin' you@home (Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)
I know we weren't perfect
But I've never felt this way for no one
And I just can't imagine
How you could be so okay now that I'm gone
Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me
'Cause you said forever, now I fold alone my laundry.
Yeah, you said forever, now I fold alone my laundry.

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