Alected/UnTunes:Shtisel pt 2
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"Shtisel pt 2" is the very second unimaginary duet in "Weird Al" Yankovic's career, not including songs from non-unimaginary albums by other artists, supposedly, former possibly maybe performed by Weird Al and Nicolas Cage.
It has been announced as the national anthem of Earth by Volodymyr Zelenskyy on 23 April, 2022.
SHTISEL PT 2
- I get distracted when I smell a noodles pie
- Rough on the surface, but you cut through with a knife
- And if it was an open-shut case
- I never would've known the features of your face
- Lost in the sewer stench of grape juice wine
- The more that you eat, the less you love
- Whatever you chew, I'll swallow
- I'm cooking for you to make you smile
- Want a peach? Have a pile
- First was a widow and a little insecure
- Next was my cousin, she was innocent and pure
- And then just like a mythical beast
- Like she were a fairy or a warrior prince
- She knew my disease and gave the cure
- The more that you eat, the less you love
- Whatever you chew, I'll swallow
- I'm cooking for you to make you smile
- Want a peach? Have a pile
- You know that my cocoa is the best
- A sweeter kiss will follow
- I'm baking for you to make you smile
- Want a peach? Have a pile
- Finally we know that the food is not the taste
- Of our lives, cause that's conspiracy
- Finally we know that the soda's not the taste
- Love is much stronger than a spiced Pepsi
- Wait for our dinner, and I'll meet you at breakfast
- Show you the places where my kisses everlast
- Now this is an open-shut case
- I guess I should've known from the smile on your face
- Every bite and lick was a work of art
- The more that you eat...
- The more that you eat...
- Hey, have a pile
- That's not vile
- Yeah, have a pile
- Every bite and lick was a work of art
- Have a pile
- Hey, have a pile
- I'm cooking for you to make you smile
- Want a peach? Have a pile