Alected/UnTunes:Shtisel pt 2

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"Shtisel pt 2" is the very second unimaginary duet in "Weird Al" Yankovic's career, not including songs from non-unimaginary albums by other artists, supposedly, former possibly maybe performed by Weird Al and Nicolas Cage.

It has been announced as the national anthem of Earth by Volodymyr Zelenskyy on 23 April, 2022.

SHTISEL PT 2

I get distracted when I smell a noodles pie

Rough on the surface, but you cut through with a knife

And if it was an open-shut case

I never would've known the features of your face

Lost in the sewer stench of grape juice wine

The more that you eat, the less you love

Whatever you chew, I'll swallow

I'm cooking for you to make you smile

Want a peach? Have a pile

First was a widow and a little insecure

Next was my cousin, she was innocent and pure

And then just like a mythical beast

Like she were a fairy or a warrior prince

She knew my disease and gave the cure

The more that you eat, the less you love

Whatever you chew, I'll swallow

I'm cooking for you to make you smile

Want a peach? Have a pile

You know that my cocoa is the best

A sweeter kiss will follow

I'm baking for you to make you smile

Want a peach? Have a pile

Finally we know that the food is not the taste

Of our lives, cause that's conspiracy

Finally we know that the soda's not the taste

Love is much stronger than a spiced Pepsi

Wait for our dinner, and I'll meet you at breakfast

Show you the places where my kisses everlast

Now this is an open-shut case

I guess I should've known from the smile on your face

Every bite and lick was a work of art

The more that you eat...

The more that you eat...

Hey, have a pile

That's not vile

Yeah, have a pile

Every bite and lick was a work of art

Have a pile

Hey, have a pile

I'm cooking for you to make you smile

Want a peach? Have a pile