Alected/UnTunes:Shtisel pt 2

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"Shtisel pt 2" is the very second unimaginary duet in "Weird Al" Yankovic's career, not including songs from non-unimaginary albums by other artists, supposedly, former possibly maybe performed by Weird Al and Nicolas Cage.

It has been announced as the national anthem of Earth by Volodymyr Zelenskyy on 23 April, 2022.

SHTISEL PT 2

I get distracted when I smell a noodles pie
Rough on the surface, but you cut through with a knife
And if it was an open-shut case
I never would've known the features of your face
Lost in the sewer stench of grape juice wine
The more that you eat, the less you love
Whatever you chew, I'll swallow
I'm cooking for you to make you smile
Want a peach? Have a pile
First was a widow and a little insecure
Next was my cousin, she was innocent and pure
And then just like a mythical beast
Like she were a fairy or a warrior prince
She knew my disease and gave the cure
The more that you eat, the less you love
Whatever you chew, I'll swallow
I'm cooking for you to make you smile
Want a peach? Have a pile
You know that my cocoa is the best
A sweeter kiss will follow
I'm baking for you to make you smile
Want a peach? Have a pile
Finally we know that the food is not the taste
Of our lives, cause that's conspiracy
Finally we know that the soda's not the taste
Love is much stronger than a spiced Pepsi
Wait for our dinner, and I'll meet you at breakfast
Show you the places where my kisses everlast
Now this is an open-shut case
I guess I should've known from the smile on your face
Every bite and lick was a work of art
The more that you eat...
The more that you eat...
Hey, have a pile
That's not vile
Yeah, have a pile
Every bite and lick was a work of art
Have a pile
Hey, have a pile
I'm cooking for you to make you smile
Want a peach? Have a pile
  Alected
"Weird Al" YankovicKakun
Billie EilishRobbie WilliamsTaylor SwiftKanye WestJennifer CarpenterLL Cool J
Side A
Partyy Like ZelenskyyThe CoverBlood GuyShtiselGumbTaylor SwiftI'm On FireUncyclopediaPolqueradeKryptoniteFOLDING TEAMБарикадаBlood Guy pt 2I'm On Fire pt 2Shtisel pt 2
Side L
Now You KnowEurovision Song Polka
Weird Al Discography