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“I pity the Fu”

~ Mr. T on the Fu


“Fu Was the main reason I have dismentled the Beatles”

~ Yoko Ono on FU


“The Black Knight always triumphs!”


“In Soviet Russia, Fu You!!”


“FU”

~ Fu on Spang

Background and Discovery[edit | edit source]

Chairman Fu in his early days

Fu is a cheerful chap and is happiest when in control of his own personal empire in Hong Kong. Here he is cunningly disguised as his alter-ego Chairman Fu. This cunning transformation was only discovered after extensive investigation. By applying the mystic art of hat wearing it was discovered that Fu could transform himself into a plethora of different characters. Cunning...yes, very. So very cunning.

Chairman Fu is a communist...a dirty dirty communist. Enough said.

Normal Fu, or Fu original, inspires much joviality and film making. He combines original political comment with light-hearted humour. This is probably due to his being the "unfortunate victim of forced multiculturalism".


Songs[edit | edit source]

Fu inspires many songs. The general rule is replace any one syllable word with "Fu":


  • Bohemian like Fu - Dandy Warhols
  • Don't stop Fu now - Queen
  • From me to Fu - The Beatles
  • Fu's company - foo fighters
  • Fu's gold - foo fighters
  • Hate to say i told Fu so - The Hives
  • Hey Fu - The Beatles
  • I got Fu baby - Sonny and Cher
  • I need fu, more than anyone darling - Abba
  • I want to hold Fu's hand - The Beatles
  • Knowing Me, Knowing Fu, Aha - Alan Partridge
  • Love me Fu - The Beatles
  • Rock with Fu - Michael Jackson
  • She loves Fu - The Beatles
  • The Best of Fu - Foo fighters
  • Up to my neck in fu - AC-DC
  • What I like about Fu - The Ramones
  • Do Fu Know What I Mean - Oasis