FU
“I pity the Fu”
“Fu Was the main reason I have dismentled the Beatles”
“The Black Knight always triumphs!”
“In Soviet Russia, Fu You!!”
“FU”
Background and Discovery[edit | edit source]
Fu is a cheerful chap and is happiest when in control of his own personal empire in Hong Kong. Here he is cunningly disguised as his alter-ego Chairman Fu. This cunning transformation was only discovered after extensive investigation. By applying the mystic art of hat wearing it was discovered that Fu could transform himself into a plethora of different characters. Cunning...yes, very. So very cunning.
Chairman Fu is a communist...a dirty dirty communist. Enough said.
Normal Fu, or Fu original, inspires much joviality and film making. He combines original political comment with light-hearted humour. This is probably due to his being the "unfortunate victim of forced multiculturalism".
Songs[edit | edit source]
Fu inspires many songs. The general rule is replace any one syllable word with "Fu":
- All you need is Fu - The Beatles
- Bohemian like Fu - Dandy Warhols
- chosen fu - fu figthers
- Don't stop Fu now - Queen
- every me and every Fu - Placebo
- From me to Fu - The Beatles
- Fu for thought - foo fighters
- Fu's company - foo fighters
- Fu's gold - foo fighters
- Hate to say i told Fu so - The Hives
- Hey Fu - The Beatles
- I got Fu baby - Sonny and Cher
- I need fu, more than anyone darling - Abba
- I want to hold Fu's hand - The Beatles
- Knowing Me, Knowing Fu, Aha - Alan Partridge
- Love me Fu - The Beatles
- Praise Fu - Fatboy Slim
- Rock with Fu - Michael Jackson
- She loves Fu - The Beatles
- The Best of Fu - Foo fighters
- Up to my neck in fu - AC-DC
- What I like about Fu - The Ramones
- Fu the system - System of a Down
- Do Fu Know What I Mean - Oasis
- My Friends Over Fu - New Found Glory
- Miss Fu - Feeder
- Because Of Fu - Kelly Clarkson