User talk:I'mthedaddy

Welcome! Welcome to the wondrous world of Uncyclopedia! Hello, I'mthedaddy, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links: Beginner's Guide - A massive guide about how to be the best you can be at Uncyclopedia. I've honestly never read the whole thing in one sitting myself, but it is very useful if you're looking for help on a specific issue. How to be funny and not just stupid - Our flagship link. This will tell you how to not get booed off the metaphorical stage that is Uncyclopedia. I STRONGLY suggest reading the entire thing through, perhaps more than once. Our Vanity Policies - This page details why we don't care about your friends, your school, your gay fourth period math teacher, or the homework he has you do, and in-jokes. DO NOT violate these rules. Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration. These are our featured articles. This is the kind of stuff we like to read around here. Now that that's out of the way, just continue reading and you'll notice some more links. These ones are about help in general: About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia How to get started editing on Uncyclopedia Help Pages - If you need help with a specific issue. Frequently Asked Questions - Check this out before you start panicking. Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask - For some general facts about Uncyclopedia. At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:I'mthedaddy/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. If you want to write and don't know where to begin, consider contributing to Uncyclopedia's current colonization of the week, a group writing project to improve a single popular article. Anyone is welcome to contribute, so come help out! If the current colonization doesn't suit your fancy, then browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in! If you need help, ask me on my talkpage, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talkpage. Additionally, the Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We're all here to have a good time and a good laugh. Please sign your name on talkpages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. Again, welcome! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:47, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

This is a Giant Ugly Template And it’s yours!

The actors would like to thank you! For voting for UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 to become featured. Female Police Officer: Hel- Nathan: (interupting) Hello and thank you. We appreciate the recognition of our work and in recognition of this we give you this template. Female Police Officer: I swear to god if you cut across me like that again I'll beat you to death you bastard! Oscar: I apologise for the woman, she's not normally this vulgar. Must be her period or something.

I don't know who you are or where you came from but your vote is the reason it's featured and not quasied. So thanks very much. Hope you stick around and have fun!    Orian57    Talk   11:03 5 July 2009

Are you the Daddy?

My son just asked me who his Daddy is. I don't know. Are you the Daddy? Did we meet somewhere when I was drunk? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:27, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

I think so. Were you the one with the big rack and no teeth?--I'mthedaddy 13:24, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

My son drew a picture of me that would be totally accurate. Except that it's not. User:Miley Spears/Me Also people here indent their comments by using : before their comment on somebody else's comment. Then the next person uses :: and so on. A comment on someone else's comment should always be indented one more space. That's not just a rule, it makes it easier to follow threads. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:07, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Okay, I don't usually write anything. Just vote for stuff I've enjoyed --I'mthedaddy 17:15, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

By the way, I'm Miley's son. Are you my Daddy? Oh, it says you are. DADDY! Hugs. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:39, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Flash Gordon, Your User Page, and Other Imaginary Things

I posted a message on Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Flash Gordon but thought I'd post it here. I'd be willing to do a Pee Review, but it will probably be 48 hours or even a little more before I can do it. I posted a message that if someone wants to do it earlier, to go for it. Also you might want to put something on your user page, even if it's just "Hi, I'mthedaddy, I'm new here." The red link might get people wondering if you're actually here, and not at some faraway, magically enchanted place, like New Jersey. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:34, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

I did a Pee Review based on revision 4103367 (Revision as of 20:18, September 13, 2009). It took me longer than 24 hours to get to it, but is quicker than I promised. I saw some fancy template for saying this, but don't know where it is. In any case, I hope the review helps. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:05, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

I voted for. I just made a few minor grammar and spelling fixes, so you might want to check and make sure I didn't screw anything up. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:41, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

Perfect Timing on getting this article featured: Ming the Merciless, Flash Gordon's arch enemy, was just named one of the greatest Sci-Fi movie villians of all time: http://paralleluniverse.msn.com/photos/movies/greatest-sci-fi-villains/?photoidx=5 King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:38, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

A miserable thanks

Thank you for making UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés the miserable feature attraction for September 14!

As the French version of the musical says:
À la grande misère du peuple
Et à l'absence de la joie
Remplis ton cœur d'un vin très triste
Et à demain, ami désolé.
Nous voulons faire la guerre
Contre notre gouvernement
Pour illuminer notre terre
Malgré que probablement nous mourrons en faisant cela parce que nous ne pourrons jamais être heureux puisque cette intrigue se fixe sur la misère incessante qui vient de l'injustice sociale dont nous souffrons
These thank-you templates get harder to write every time, don't they? Really, it's quite a miserable predicament.

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Thank you for supporting! (In case you need a translation, here's one.) Sir MacMania GUN—[21:09 14 Sep 2009]

Thanks for your vote!

According to your ISP's records, you supported file sharing. The Recording Industry Association of AmericaTM has notified the authorities of your unacceptable political views. Lars Ulrich will shortly visit your residence in our name to kick your teeth out. In the meantime, thank you for voting.

--Andorin Kato 18:02, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

	The article MASH v Cheers has been reviewed by PuppyOnTheRadio(talk)
	Version as at 01 November 2009	PEE review

Pup

Thanks

Ve haff rekorded your viße decision to pürchase der Mutter - Mein Endlosung collectible doll und are überjoyed to be able to inform you dat as a reßült you haff earned der gratitude of der Party.

Welcome To Template Town

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Thanks a bunch! --    21:36, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

DON'T FORGET TO STUDY THESE MOVIES TOO!

I have as many templates as you have  For. votes! Thanks for the thumbs up on HowTo:Make a B-Movie Monster! --    12:08, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

A bouncy thanks!

Chuck would like to thank you!  For. finding his Story so firm, so round and so... attractive.

Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 18:03, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

The doctor will see you now Oh, by the way, before we begin today's session, I'd like to thank you for supporting my recent featured article. Now, tell me about your childhood.--You know what the music means... Our time is up.

Oops!

Moar templage! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:50, 1 March 2010

Hey Jude Dude!

And again! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 08:22, 1 March 2010

Thanks

Daddy! She cries, running towards you on the beach, arms outstretched in anticipation of a hug and a bounce on the sand. Thanks very much for your vote on Sideboob, appreciated. Al sans chains 14:28 12 4 mmx

We all thank you for your vote on Giant Jew Band. We stayed up all night playing and dancing, and then when the sun came up. . .started over again. Thanks, appreciated. Al des chain 21 4 MMX

Mecca Vice will skip your home

"Much thanks!"

--Funnybony    06:56, May 3

Warm piss Sandstorm

Thanks for your votes on Warm piss and Sandstorm, a potent combination if mixed together in the same glass, shaken, and then served even warmer on a bed of fried crayfish. Seriously, I'm glad you liked them. Warm piss water, expanded on a challenge from HELPME, was particularly fun to write, and it worked well. I enjoyed doing the fake Shakespearean section. Appreciated, and I don't think I've ever asked this of anyone but what are some of your favorite pages on Uncy? Al sans chains 16:22 21 5 MMX

My absolute favourite is Lady-Gardening though disorganised crime was pretty good too. --I'mthedaddy 22:42, May 21, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! Saw your post. I've never heard of either of those (they were just before my time here), and I'll get a read in over the next day or so. I knew I asked the question for a reason, and am expecting both of those to be really good. Al des chains 22:46 21 5 MMX

Reinventing the wheel

Even though it seems to be failing on VFH, thank you very much for your vote on the Reinventing the Wheel page. This is one of my best pieces, imnho, and has a good message. I'm glad you appreciated it, and thanks again, Al sans chains 15:09 6 6 MMX

DA-LEKS ARE THE MAS-TERS OF UN-CYC-LO-PE-DIA!

Thanks for voting for Dalek! Sir MacMania GUN—[20:12 11 Aug 2010]

Got your wish!

Thank you from Black flamingo & Sog for joining the Kate Bush fan club. Now as promised, here is your own personal copy of that image, to treasure forever.

Fantastic, now have you got that one of her naked. The one I see at night? --I'mthedaddy 19:01, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, but I can't figure out how to transmit it from my mind onto your talk page. --Black Flamingo 12:48, October 5, 2010 (UTC)

Hello

It's always good to see your name around recent changes! Thanks for all the votes, they fall like manna! Always appreciated. Are you involved in the Colonization stuff here? Sometimes it seems like the page is very active, other times it needs that overused tumbleweed gif. And I see Black Flamingo above hasn't mastered the art of transmiting things from his mind to other people's talk pages. Ha! He needs to go back to Hogwarts. Aleister 21:19 5 11

T9jbst9he

That's what happens when you type tombstone halfway on and halfway off the "right" row of keys! Thanks for your tombstone vote. The page was lingering near life with 11 votes for well over a week, and your vote may push it over the top, so very appreciated. That's an intereating page to me, one I wrote and then didn't look at for many months, and when I read it again I liked it as a reader and not just a writer. Maybe time has mellowed me (ha!). Thanks again, and please come around to everywhere around here more often! Aleister 10:08 9-4-'11

Psychedelic music

Thanks for your Psychedelic vote from Sog & Funnybony

--Funnybony    20:54, Apr 14