User talk:Hinoa/archive/5

Talk Page Archive #5 Kick it old-school with Hinoa's Talk Page Archives! This archive dates back to 1 August 2006, and continues all the way up until 7 September 2006. Vandalism strictly prohibited here (duh). If you want to vandalize something, get a can of spray paint and tag some bathroom stall. Violators will be shot on sight. I have a banstick and I know how to use it. This page is only here because I am a packrat and can't bear to part with my old stuff. Anything here isn't current. If you have to leave me a message, do so at User talk:Hinoa. That's the page I pay attention to. You can return to my archive index by clicking here. —Hinoa talk.kun

Foolitzer Prize - Thanks!

Thanks for the Foolitzer Prize! I didn't even realise I'd been nominated. I feel like such a fool(itzer). --  cScott (talk • log) KUN PIE NS FP 13:26, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Potatochopper of the Month

Sorry about making more work for you. I'm sure you have plenty to do without me adding more. I'll try to be less uncareful. Modusoperandi 15:45, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Not a problem; I just stepped in for RC this month, since he's on vacation. His problem now! —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 17:10, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

PLS

Just a quick one. The last Poo Lit Surprise was during my hiatus, so I have just one question. If I'm going for the Best Article category, do all the pictures in my article need to be my own too? Please let me know. Thanks, -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 06:39, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

I don't think so. It might help, but I don't think it's a requirement. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 06:41, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

Alright thanks. I just know that people like RadX can make far better images than me... -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 06:43, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

What's A Double Redirect...

...and why did it get me, John1728, blocked? John1728 22:53, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

A double redirect is simply redirecting a page to a redirect page. You redirected E=MC2 to Einstein, which is a redirect page to Albert Einstein. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 22:56, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

Ah, I see. John1728 23:01, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the block!

Hey Hino Man/Woman, I appreciate you blocking me out today. Rightly or wrongly I now feel like a real part of the family. But, truth be told, I still feel like a bit of an imposter because I don't think I really did anything to earn it. After all, all I did was delete two paragraphs of outright racist, Jew-hating poison that didn't even bother masquerading as an UnNews story -- and only because I'm new here and had no idea which admins were on duty. Maybe I'm being too modest, but I think any decent human being would have done the same.

Just in case you think I'm a vandal or a megalomaniac, you might bear in mind the fact that I left my sig on the blanked page and I didn't delete the Benson vandalism on the Ask Cthulhu page. Had I been in your shoes (which I'm sure I never will be), I would have been tempted just to leave a message on my user page asking me not to do it again and pointing me to the proper channels. But that would have been nothing more than a slap on the wrist with a soggy tram ticket. Am I right?

In any case, now that we're going commercial, I think you'd best keep a close eye on UnNews. For instance, I don't think Volkswagen would be too happy if they had a big old ad on the front page right next to an UnNews story about how they used to use Jews for slave labour (by the way, I'm an athiest raised Christian with sympathies for the Palestinians. And the Israelis. And Jews in general. And Muslims in general. It's not easy, I gotta tell ya. And I especially like the Buddhists. And Germans are cool too).

Anyway, I've learned some lessons today. Does this get me banned again? -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 14:49, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Armando, that (and I use the term loosely here) 'article' was indeed crap and I deleted it immediately afterwards. I think now that maybe 2 hours was a bit too harsh, but the point remains the same. Next time you see some shit that doesn't deserve to live—like the, ahem, "article" you mentioned—try QVFD. Sorry about that. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 16:36, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey Hinoa4, no worries. Rest assured I won't do it again now that I know where to go. Sorry if I overreacted. I feel a bit sheepish. There are much bigger problems in the world than me getting banned from UnCyc for two hours. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 01:17, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

On spammers

If you ever need to do soemthing about a spammer, the place to go is Spam Blacklist, if you can't contact Angela or others. Good vigilance on the proxy blockage though--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 18:32, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Portalforums

We are working on it as I speak. Well I guess as I type. We should have a laugh filled page full of in-jokes known only to a few people real and fake. So in a week we will have a masterpeice or a piece of crap. Thanks for giving us a week to fix it.

-TaintedCell-

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

On banning that IP address page-blanker for 2 years! That made me laugh. Just had to say something. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 19:28, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Cochran article

If you don't like it, change the shit completely. I'm just putting the article out there, you fucking Biggles. -- Asshat Anonymous IP

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Question

1

Dearest Editor, I have noticed the brand you have placed on my Melvins page is quite frankly scarring her beauty. Seriously, myself and another anonymous user have worked pretty hard on the page, and think that you should read it since the august 5 run. Any Melvins fan or person who's heard of them would find humor in the article, and I'm working a lot of outside humor into the article as well. Considering the article has already recieved a number of visits, I think that the cute little page should find a home on Uncyclopedia.

Thanks for your time,

Little Jimmy (Orphan)

2

I noticed I was blocked a couple days ago. Since I couldn't get in contact with anyone here, I went and e-mailed the webmaster (or someone like that), just to ask then if they could help me understand about the log. I hadn't realized I was banned a first time. This is what they wrote back

I will unblock you, but please contact Hinoa4 and/or Tompkins to discuss the

reasons for being blocked, before making any other edits. It does look

ambiguous to me.

I had been on here a few hours when someone left a mytalk message, asking me if I had contacted either you or Tompkins. (I had forgotten).

The only thing I can remember that I did wrong was take off about three paragraphs of "There is no god", and add a "you might be a fundamental atheist". Which I don't understand the problem, people make fun of Christians all the time. What's different? That is the only thing that somebody might get mad at.

If I have left anything out, please tell me.

Sincerely,

~maggierose

For the Love of God, please read HTBFANJS -uh, Maggie, not Hinoa-SomeoneWhoKnows

And if you would kindly remove your knows from this, I'd appreciate it.

Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah. Please keep in mind when I see three paragraphs gone from an article, my first reaction is "OMG VANDAL!" I didn't think it was anything major, so my block was only for 2 hours. To tell you the truth, I don't remember everything about this issue, save that your actions were reported on Ban Patrol. I was really hesitant about your block, though. Sorry for any inconvienence it may have caused, and I advise you to contact Tompkins about the second block. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 04:58, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

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Okay, well thank you for your quick response. I will get in contact with Tompkins.

Delaware is unfunny

That article is so unfunny. It is the worst article I have ever seen. Why do you want that n word of an article kept.Qhuncharr 02:05, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey Obvious Sockpuppet of Idiotz, you apparently haven't looked around the wiki long enough to see some of the truly horrid articles. If you want to see some, Category:NRV is a good place to start. Not only that, but considering I had to delete ten rather shitty articles of yours, I wouldn't trust your judgement of humor if it could save my life.

And furthermore, I'm getting sick of your ban evasion. The 10 day ban was because I was a bit fed up with your crap posing as articles, but since you had to go about and create sockpuppets up the wazoo, I extended your ban to 40 days, and I'm seriously considering banning your main account until the end of UNIX time and your socks forever. Congrats on living up to to your name, Idiotz. — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 02:13, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

PS. That sockpuppet will selfdestruct in ten seconds. –H. 02:13, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

User:Idiotz

Before I realized that this guy was a total retard, I NRV'd his stuff. You should really just huff it, because its all crap, and it obviously won't be expanded. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 02:25, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

What stuff? He has no stuff. (Translation: I deleted it ages ago; and was why I banned him in the first place.) — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 02:30, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

I saw that you killed most of it but Reynolds, Flinty Knoll, and East King still exist. All are complete worthless crap. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 02:34, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Eh, delete button must have stuck... — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 02:38, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Thanks. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 02:44, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

"Cornbread's crap radar seems to be broken. Must be overuse." Its been a long day. That article wasn't NRV worthy, though? -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 03:41, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Ugh, I know. There must be some sort of idiot convention. However, I did find Wi-Ki-Oh! fairly funny. I suppose that a familiarity with the subject it parodies probably helped, though... — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 03:44, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, give it a chance, I guess. And today has been ridiculous. I've QVFD and NRV'd an unprecedented amount in a fairly short time. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 03:46, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Not to mention I've banned 15 people in the last 24 hours. I say we get a wiki-wide full protect for a day just so I can breathe. — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 03:51, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

QVFD

Hi, why won't anyone delete my unneeded user page? I don't want it anymore. Thx--Shandon 05:48, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Laziness, mainly. But it's gone now. — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 05:50, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Yes, we just had an edit conflict where I wanted to say But--I wanted--! Anyway thanks for the quick response to my inquiry.--Shandon 05:51, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Raffles Institution

Thank you for responding to my request to huff Raffles Institution. Your help is greatly appreciated. --Terrancommander 12:07, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

Eeets Baaaak

I noticed that you terminated Femme de Véracitétion with the assumption that its author would "get the picture." Instead, she hung it back on the wall. Perhaps she needs another art lesson. I'll leave it to you to do the honors, because I have an appointment with my favorite Mexican artist. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 23:20, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Late in the game, but...

Ok, I know this is way overdue, but better late than never. I'm sorry my comment (or should I say haiku?) on your User talk page back in April was so hostile - I guess I was in a bad mood or something. And sorry it took so freaking long for me to write this - usually I apologize for that kind of thing the next day or something. -Unknownwarrior33 04:26, 19 August 2006 (UTC)

This page DEFINATELY needs to be CVP'd!!

This page does not exist - its been recreated more than twenty times!--67.67.218.149 04:57, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

The problem with CVPing that is that I need to create a redirect from that page to Uncyclopedia:CVP, which would create the article and thus miss the point of that article (or lack thereof). Good thinking, though! — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 05:01, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

Regarding the Hatebreed article in which you huffed for no reason

I wasn't finished with my Hatebreed article. I was just testing to see how it looked. Thanks alot for wasting about an hour of my life. Give it back x_x

KoB 23:03, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

I did not realize that you were still working on it. Next time, place a {{construction}} tag on it. I'll restore it to your userspace on one condition: say "please," please. — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 23:17, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

Well I'd like to know what I'm getting back. I had the entire article finished then I hit submit to find my article huffed. Oh and please :D KoB 23:19, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

I've restored all the edits that were in the database to User:KoB/Hatebreed and removed the NRV tag that Sir Cornbread had placed on it. I'm not responsible for any other edits that weren't recovered. Oh, and in the future, if you want to see what an article looks like before submitting it, click the "Show Preview" button below the edit box (it's just to the right of the Save Page button). — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 23:23, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

• kicks self in the nuts* Of course. How ignorant of me. Thank you for restorting, I'll let you know if it's up to standards once I rewrite it. Thank you. 23:25, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

I have fixed the article and I hope it meets up to the standards. Thank you for the chance, though. KoB 01:08, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

Hash Brown Speed Demon

Demon on the huffer, aren't you? Just as I was pondering whether or not to give him a pocketful of ninjastars or a slap with a fish you blow him away. I really should get round to making an award for those who have pleased me.

It would have been deleted faster if I hadn't had to type in the deletion URL manually. Incidentally, that's what warranted the resultant ban, not the article. — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 09:30, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

I Do Not Wish To Be Punished

Hi Hinoa, I <just> saw some award you posted on my user page Aug 1 (OK it was NOTM) and you noted it makes me a CUN...I can research the military ranking things, but what does this mean I can do? (With my sig, etc). Thanks--Shandon 15:22, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

Check the Order of Uncyclopedia page. It makes you a Commander of the Order of Uncyclopedia (CUN for short). You can add that abbreviation to your sig if you want (like my sig with the OUN at the end). Oh, and the military things are totally seperate. — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 18:47, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

The Brave, The Proud, and the Feud

(From Forum talk:Vote for new admins) So anyway, I'd hardly call it a "feud," really. She was heavily involved in JohnnyRaven getting banned, but as it turns out she (and Codeine - shout-out, man!) did her a huge favor by doing that, though it didn't seem that way to either of us (i.e., "Johnny" and myself) at the time. A few weeks later (in February) there was a 2-3 day period during which certain people (ahem) were immediately joke-nominating practically every image Keitei was producing on UN:VFP, and when I wrote that I was going to vote "auto-against" all of them, she felt I was bad-mouthing her, as she put it. Around the same time, we disagreed on an image she wanted to use for an article called Moogawooga, and those two things led to a minor confrontation, in which I might have been a bit short with her (I'd been dealing with some frustrations elsewhere at the time). I apologized, and as promised I haven't appeared on VFP much since then, but the damage was done... Our only other interaction after that was on this Daniel Brandt menu thingy, though that was certainly no big deal in my opinion. In fact, I didn't mean any offense to her by any of that stuff, but since then I've just assumed that she or Dave G. (or Mhaille goes without saying) would probably veto any move to make me an admin. But I'd probably do a shitty job anyway, and besides, Sbluen, M.O., and Rei all deserve a promotion more than I do! I'd almost say Ghelae, too, but you're right, it would be a bummer if half the site just suddenly vanished without a trace one night.  c • > • cunwapquc? 00:05, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

Console-esqu sig

Instead of an image, you should use this code:

 >Major Hinoa|Talk|OUN ▋

<span class="nounderlinelink"><span style="background-color:#000000; color:#00ff00; font-family:'courier new',monospace;"> >[[Uncyclopedia:Admin_Rank|<span style="color:#00ff00;">Major</span>]] [[User:Hinoa4|<span style="color:#00ff00;">Hinoa</span>]]|[[User_talk:Hinoa4|<span style="color:#00ff00;">Talk</span>]]|[[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Officer_.28OUN.29|<span style="color:#00ff00;">OUN</span>]] <span style="text-decoration:blink;">&#9611;</span></span></span>

a comparison:

 >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋  <--old sig

--Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk | Rate 19:12, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

Irwin edits?

Could you please explain what was wrong with the edits I was making to the page? I don't see what was wrong and I don't get the "Nope" thing either. What gives?--Plissken 07:54, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

This bit:

(Take it to the discusson page, you stupid moron)

Specifically, the "stupid moron" bit. It was only 11 minutes; had I thought that really offensive, it would have at least been a day.

Also, you and Andros might want to talk amongst yourself about the best version of the Death section.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋  07:57, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Oh, and as for the "Nope" bit, ask Sbluen. –H. 07:58, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Unban pls

lol, u had ur fun. unban my ip lar. especialy since i am an adventurer of kingdom of loathing as well. admin very fun right? how u become 1? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Teengjulian (talk • contribs)

Okay, after running that through the Idiot Speech Decoder, your answers are as follows:

1. No. Tough your ban out.
2. Who the feck is Lar?
3. If I had a nickel for every Uncyclopedian Loather, I'd be able to pay my tuition. Still no.
   1. Furthermore, since you are from KoL, you should know better than to type in idiot-speak.
4. Yes, being an admin is fun.
5. Becoming an admin is a lot like Fight Club in that the first two rules are you do not ask.
6. Sign your damn talk page edits.
7. And since you're blocked, how are you editing, anyway?

Toodle-oo.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋  00:02, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Beautifully written...tears well up in my eyes at the majesty of your power!-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 00:06, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Steve Irwin page

Could you unlock it? It's like only admins can edit it. Edits have been made but I don't know how because the page is still locked/protected.--Plissken 23:40, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

The page is only semiprotected, which means that registered users can edit it--unless you've only been registered for less than three days. The reason it's semiprotected is that some idiots, usually from IPs, think just because he's dead it's okay to blank the article. (By the way, it's not.) I don't want to unprotect just yet, though. Let the guy at least cool off a bit.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋  00:06, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Steve Purvis

I wasn't done.

It's based on an allegedly real quote.

It still sucked, but next time if you're not done, use a {{construction}} tag.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋  03:08, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Zaphod

The problem that I had with the redirect to the This Guy article was that the humour was in the redirection itself. It creates a bad precedent, encouraging other redirection based humour, which can quickly become rampant and be subject to abuse or overuse. Unchecked, it could create a lot of redirect pages and use up namespaces discouraging someone in the future from dismanting a redirect in order to write an actual article at that namespace. (I'm not the only sysop who deletes redirection based humour on sight.) --Ogopogo 23:56, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

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