User talk:Hinoa/archive/8

Talk Page Archive #8 Kick it old-school with Hinoa's Talk Page Archives! This archive dates back to 8 November 2006, and continues all the way up until my meltdown on 1 December 2006. Vandalism strictly prohibited here (duh). If you want to vandalize something, get a can of spray paint and tag some bathroom stall. Violators will be shot on sight. I have a banstick and I know how to use it. This page is only here because I am a packrat and can't bear to part with my old stuff. Anything here isn't current. If you have to leave me a message, do so at User talk:Hinoa. That's the page I pay attention to. You can return to my archive index by clicking here. —Hinoa talk.kun

Damnit

I was just starting up that page. Why did you delete it

Probably because it sucked. However, I have a notoriously bad short turn memory. It's probably due to my ADD. Now, as I was saying, clowns don't scare me, marsupials do--wait. Oh, yeah, tell me what page it was and I'll give you a better answer. Hopefully, one that doesn't involve my mind wandering. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 04:31, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Don't be a smartass. It sucked because I only just fucking started it.

You will know when I'm being a smartass. Now, what article was it? It will help greatly. If you don't want to tell me, then I'll be glad to block you instead... —Hinoa KUN (talk) 05:14, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

The President succession

What little work you did on it (ie. changing from the WP copypaste "vice president" to

"second asshole") wasn't funny. I don't see how it was going to go anywhere. Plus, that was a list, and we aren't that fond of them. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 05:23, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

I was going to expand on it including more than just a list. FUCKING SHIT things take time. I'm going to start it over thanks a lot!

Molten Gay

I'll do what I can to improve it. What exactly are you looking for? Length? Or just better quality? Or both? Either way, any reccommendations? User:AhhDiddums10 November 2006 (UTC)

Expand it, primarily. However, making it funnier can never hurt. By the way, if you haven't already, take a look at "How to be funny and not just stupid". —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:56, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

I just expanded it a bit... I was wondering, will you just come look at it every once in a while to see if its worth taking the 7 day thing off? Or should I tell you when I edit it enough that its possible that you would? Or something? hah User:AhhDiddums 23:18 10 November 2006 (UTC)

I'll keep an eye on it, but if seven days go by between edits and its number does come up, the admin in charge of NRV/ICU (usually either Hindley or myself) is supposed to see if there's improvement to the article. So if you work on it enough, it shouldn't be deleted.

Oh, and by the way, you can automagically add your signature by typing in four tildes (~~~~) or pressing the signature button (). —Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:27, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

Church of Sphisticated Consumerism

—The preceding unasked for gibberish was spewed forth in an effervescent pool of filth by none other than M3dmastermind (talk • contribs)

So the article was definitely just started. It will get to be a more comprehensive article and include some of the customary Uncyclopedia stylebook references. Now let's be nice and start that article back up again.

I resent that.

The letter "H" offends me. I request that it be taken out of Uncyclopedia.

HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH
HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH
HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH
HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH
HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH
HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH
HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH  HHHH      HHHH

Love, –H.19:56 UTC, 11.18.2006

hello

hello Hardeehar 14:50, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

I love you too. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:07, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Protecting pages on mainpage

Is it possible to protect (or semi-protect) featured pages while they spend their time on the mainpage? I've had a few features now, and I don't think that I've ever had a non-malevolent edit for those 72 hours.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:24, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

NUT SACK!!

Hey man, why you go and delete nut sack, that article be all legit.Opulent pooper 02:50, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

*sigh* Please read the notice at the top of the page. Thank you, have a nice day. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:53, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Award (I think)

Congratulations You have won the Unsung Hero Award!

Of course once you earn this award you are no longer "Unsung." Therefore the award is invalid as soon as it's awarded. So enjoy your non-award.

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--Sorry if I caused trouble.Wikipedia is Good

How to deal with the Powershot dumbass

It is quite obvious to all of us that the Powershot dude is not only persistent, but ignorant as well. His articles are not coming back, but he still has this mindset that they will somehow "own" us and kill us all when they take over the world. He is completely clueless; he couldn't even take over a cardboard box.

Anyway, enough sidetracking. The reason I have come to you is to present you with this method so that we don't have to deal with this douche again. I have studied his behaviors for some time, and have discovered that he tends to post his musing on any thread that deals with BENSON, more specifically, I have compiled a list of the forums he trolls:

• Forum:THE AGE OF BENSON IS OVER. POWESHOT WILL SUCCEED WHERE HE HAS FAILED.
• Forum:LET US DECLARE JIHAD AGAINST THE BENSON-HATING INFIDELS
• Forum:LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE INFERIOR TO BENSON:
• Forum:I HAVE A SOLUTION TO OUR SPAM PROBLEM!
• Forum:AWARDS FOR BENSON
• Forum:BENSONSHOT IS BETTER THAN POWERSHOT
• Forum:I wish to complain about the recent issues with the BENSON forum.

Here's my idea: we protect those pages so that only registered users may edit them. The Powershot dude will then get pissed and will most likely create a new thread saying how much of faggots we are. That's where the admins come in and delete his threads and ban his ass everytime he should do that. I don't know if this idea might work, but it's at least worth a try. I also suggest that you pass this idea along to the other admins, so that way they will have a method of dealing with idiots like the Powershot dude. --General Insineratehymn 17:38, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

Can I intrude? I don't see what is wrong with the Powershot dumbass. I haven't checked his contribs but from what I hear he's mostly harmless aside from being an irritating Benson poser (making him even more pitiful and thus even funnier than Benson). Mr. Briggs Inc. 17:42, 23 November 2006 (UTC) Eh?

I'll be semiprotecting the pages as Il Jackass hits them. And I almost hope that he keeps this shit up, as it'll help us identify and ban open proxies. I may also request a checkuser from one of the staff on this guy's original accounts, just in case. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:05, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Sorry

All right, rather than blocking you right away, I'll try talking to you. What, exactly, are you trying to do with this? —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:13, 28 November 2006 (UTC) The previous was moved from User talk:205.234.232.49 in an effort to preserve continuity.

Why can't I just add an funny verison of pokemon, I'm not trying to vandalize Uncyclopedia. I just want to add a funny, and crude isn't that what Uncyclopedia about being funny and crude? There is already a verison of the Pokemon episode list- http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pokemon, see there episode guide is funny, but I want to expand the episode list. I'm sorry I hope you will understand me plee.

P.S. congrats on being Nominated for the Uncyclopedian of the Month

Well, thanks. I'd like to point something out, though: lists, in and of themselves, are virtually never funny. You'll want to read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid and the Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian. Secondly, rather than making an article about the same $*%& thing that's already been written, why not edit the existing section? It helps keep things together in one place. And third, I'd like to point out that Uncyclopedia (and Wikia) policy is "no open proxies." We tend to ban them infinitely.

If you want to be unblocked, I'll need your original IP address and/or who blocked you and the reason given. You can also join our IRC channel for us to hammer it out from there. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:08, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

"Take a number, stand in line..."

you suck hinoa dont ruin my fun dumbass who the hell do u think u are —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Adam benko (talk • contribs)

One of the guys who supposedly knows what he's doing. For the record, please read UN:VAIN before proceeding. HTBFANJS and BGBU wouldn't hurt either. And calling me a dumbass isn't exactly endearing. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:10, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

one of the guys who knows what he's doing? look what you do with your time! You spends hours on the site because you have no life and believe that by deleting other peoples articles you have some source of authority. how bout you u quit life and drink your own piss —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Adam benko (talk • contribs)

I'll pass, thanks. I'm almost about to get the high score. And I don't really like piss; it tastes too much like ammonia for my tastes. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:15, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Brooke Astor

I don't understand why "Brooke Astor" and "Father Time" were considered vanity pages. Yes, I did read the rules before I wrote them and thought I was complying. What was wrong with them?

It's also perfectly possible that I fucked up, and as a matter of fact, I did! That'll teach me not to check Wikipedia before deleting. I've restored Brooke Astor and added the content from your edit of Father Time to it, as the two articles probably should be only one article. My apologies. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 17:16, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Rich Sod Biscuits.

I'd appreciate a couple of pointers on making it more worthy if you have a moment. And how to get the Title to be 'Rich Sod Biscuits' not 'Rich Sod' which is far too much of a topic for me to even consider starting. I'd also like to be made King of France, I have the hair for it. Dedbutdrmng 20:13, 29 November 2006 (UTC)dedbutdrmng

I don't think you want to be king of France. I hear that they have a tendency to have their heads chopped off. You can change article names by moving them (click the tab at the top marked "move," enter the destination article, and you're good to go). I did you a favor and moved it to here for you, though.

The first thing that jumps out at me is that all but two of the links you put in are red (broken). Make sure that you link to articles that actually exist. Other than that, you might want to take a look at HTBFANJS and BGBU.

I did a bit of cleanup on the article myself--I added the {{Wilde}} template, and sorta-added a quote template for the other quote you had there. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 20:25, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Heads are wildly overrated. Science now tells us we can live using only the brain in our stomachs. Thanks for the clean-up. I can use that for any future adventures. I was sort of planning on de-redding those links and using them to tie it back into better articles. By 'plan' of course I mean it had vaguely occurred to me this may be possible. I'll read the things. Thank you- Dedbutdrmng 20:34, 29 November 2006 (UTC)dedbutdrmng

NotM

Braydie has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for voting me at NotM --—Braydie 00:53, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Paul Keane

You said Paul Keane was a notable Austrailian actor. I find that quite amusing that when you Google him, very little shows up, and his Wikipedia page is a sentence long. If you actually read my thing, you would have realized it had some merit. Please warn me and I'd fix it, just don't randomly delete it.

As in something like this-random-delete? I don't randomly delete articles. There is a method to the madness. And I did read the entire thing. It was long, rambling, and not funny. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 05:21, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

alright.. a few things needing to be sorted out

my apologies about my article, i meant to write that in my user, forgot i logged out.

HOWEVER

the article about UAVA591 is not being written by him, and i'd like it removed before any further discussion is made.

Ramos

I've punted the Ramos article over to your user page, and the UAVA591 article, while originally created by User:UAVA591, probably falls under some provision or another of our vanity policy, and I'll get back to you on what that is as soon as I can be arsed to look it up. :-) —Hinoa KUN (talk) 05:18, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

UotM

Just look at what all of your "helpfulness" and "competence" has got you...--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:43, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

u r a douche bag and dont understand the meaning of the ignorable policy clause. for that i give you an f at life and a slap in the face with the palm of justice – Preceding unsigned comment added by Adam benko (talk • contribs)

Aw, he's adorable. I just want to pick him up and put him in my pocket.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:16, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Please, by all means, keep him. And "thanks" on your "compliment," Modus. :-) —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:17, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations. Much deserved. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Seriously, we love you, man. Uncyc would be less Hinoaic if you weren't here.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:35, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

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