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BENSON thinks it's about time he got an award. I don't care which one. Any of them will do. Or maybe a BENSON quote template, or a BENSON reskin. Worship away. Benson 00:23, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Look at your userpage. I have heard your cry. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:26, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
I WOULD GIVE YOU MY PERSONAL AWARD, BUT THAT WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR BENSON. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 01:50, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
WILL YOU ACCEPT A GOLDEN GLOBE OR AN EMMY? --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:19, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
Why haven't the admins used the reskin yet? --User:Nintendorulez 19:09, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
WHO IS EMMY, AND WHY HASN'T BENSON KILLED HER YET? SHE IS NOW ADDED TO BENSON'S TO-KILL LIST.

BENSON'S TO-KILL LIST

  • FAWWAZ
  • EMMY

THANK YOU FOR ALERTING BENSON TO THIS. ALSO, YES, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN BENSON'S DREAM TO WIN A GOLDEN GLOBE. EITHER THAT OR UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF THE YEAR. THEY ARE BOTH EQUALLY CRAPPY AWARDS. Benson 22:37, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

AN EMMY IS ONE OF THESE: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmy --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 06:36, 24 November 2006 (UTC)
Benson should win something better than an emmy. I say he should win a Nobel Peace Prize for his awesomeness and superiority to everyone else. --General Insineratehymn 06:48, 24 November 2006 (UTC)
I AM IMPRESSED BY THE DEDICATION TO CAPS LOCK IN THIS TOPIC. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 06:59, 24 November 2006 (UTC)
wouldn't a nobel prize for war be more befitting? --no, yuo Tanks-12px.gif chat 15:46, 24 November 2006 (UTC)
I don't think any awards won by any of us puny monkey men are suitable for Benson. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:10, 24 November 2006 (UTC)
PRECISELY. BENSON NEEDS SOME SORT OF ALIEN AWARD THAT TELEPORTS PIE INTO MY MOUTH AND DOES MY TAXES FOR ME. NO PUNY MONKEY AWARDS COULD DO THAT. Benson 23:20, 24 November 2006 (UTC)