User:Sabrown100/PowerPoint

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PowerPoint is a popular encryption program origionally designed by Microsoft for the CIA. It works by encouraging users to create bad taste, noisy and utterly frivalous slideshows that no-one would want to see.

History[edit | edit source]

In 1992, popular encryption methods were failing, Microsoft were hired for their excellent record in hiding information no-one could find.

Time Travel[edit | edit source]

One of powerpoint's greatest features is the ability to travel in time when using it. For some strange reason whenever you use it you feel as if it is the 1980s and you are on a very slow computer.

All your money are belong to us.

• Detect "non-genuine" products

• Gather user information and credit card numbers

• Cripple core system components

• Deploy legal team

• Launch civil litigation

Estimated time:

Forever, or if you give me a cookie, I might shorten it to an hour.

Installing Windows has never been ~~easier~~ easy

All you need to do is phone your local Microsoft Customer Representative, write down a very long set of numbers, type it all in, get an error message, phone our Customer Representative again, adjust a few things, get another very long set of numbers, type
it all in again, install a few drivers, activate Windows again, lather, rinse and repeat.

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