User:Newprofile001

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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Jesus loves this user,
and has blessed this page.
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This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This userpage is bullshit.
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
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This user should not be trusted.
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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High Voltage
This user exceeds voltages of 2000 volts. Touch them at your own risk.
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This user fears the clowns.
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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No user serviceable parts inside.
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This user is a geek.
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA.
(AAAA AA AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA)
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13 years and 26 days.


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This user's IQ is over 115.
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Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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This user doesn't care.
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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
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USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
VFH?
This user has no fucking idea about what makes Uncyclopedians laugh.
VFH?
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!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers!
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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »
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This user idolises Dr. House
but since Everybody Lies, you can't be sure how much.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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Member

This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia.
They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
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Newprofile001's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
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This user is not The Thinkerer.
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This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
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This user tried, really, really hard, to
memorize the elements' names and
symbols but can only remember that
H is for hydrogen
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I do not believe in evolution, I prefer the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. I cannot go to hell because there is none.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.
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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.
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This user is a native speaker of Texan.
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This user is from Texas
and may secede if provoked!
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[1]].
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This f****r speaks Deutsch heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 'Straylyan.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Bullsh!t.
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do-F
This user got an F in Dolphin and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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du-0
This user does not understand Dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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du-F
This user got an F in Dumbass and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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This user speaks English, but Louder at a near-native level.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Engrish.
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This user does not speak Fight and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fight speakers.
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This user does not understand Français (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user got an F in Furry and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.
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This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu.
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This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Simple English.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Spanglish.
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This user is a native speaker of American English.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Correct English.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Valley girl.
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This user speaks Write-only at a near-native level.
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This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour.
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PICS THAT ARE AWESOME AND NOT MINE[edit]

Awaiting a tenant.

CONTRIBUTIONS[edit]

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