User:Newprofile001

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This user contributes using Mozilla, because it could easily defeat Godzilla.

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

This user should not be trusted.

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

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This user fears the clowns.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 17 years and 10 days.

This user's IQ is over 115.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user doesn't care.

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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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This user has no fucking idea about what makes Uncyclopedians laugh.

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