User:Newprofile001

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Welcome, <insert name here>!

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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

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This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
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BS This userpage is bullshit.
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So hand it over . . . NOW.
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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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This user exceeds voltages of 2000 volts. I suggest you don't touch him/her.

Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
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10 years, 8 months and 21 days.


Brain.gif This user's IQ is over 115.
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This user is a boy, and is made of slugs, and snails, and puppy dog tails.
NO This user doesn't care.
Hiding kitty.jpg This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


VFH? This user has no fucking idea about what makes Uncyclopedians laugh.
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!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
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[Image:DrHouse.jpg|70px]] This user idolises Dr. House

and knows it's not Lupus.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


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1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
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FireV2.png This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
TableImage.svg.png This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
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de-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.
sl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.
tx-N This user is a native speaker of Texan.
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May secede if provoked!
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[1]].
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de-P This f****r speaks Deutsch heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
17-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.
au-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 'Straylyan.
bs-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Bullsh!t.
do-F This user got an F in Dolphin and likes their native language better (if they have one).
du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
du-F This user got an F in Dumbass and likes their native language better (if they have one).
enl-4 This user speaks English, but Louder at a near-native level.
enl-X This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers.
enr-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Engrish.
fig-G This user does not speak Fight and furthermore believes Fight to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fight.
fr-0 This user does not understand Français and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fur-F This user got an F in Furry and likes their native language better (if they have one).
ht-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.
il-E This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school.
mor-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .
pika-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
se-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Simple English.
sp-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Spanglish.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
uk-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Correct English.
vl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Valley girl.
wr-4 This user speaks Write-only at a near-native level.
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
rh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour.


PICS THAT ARE AWESOME AND NOT MINE[edit]

Awaiting a tenant.

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