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Whilst I'm here fixing your links...

Cake. That is all. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:49, 20 January 2013 (UTC)

How dare you, Sir! Only my wife is authorized to fix my links! "Run", I say. If she finds out about this, she will endeavor to commit violence to your person. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:10, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

Top 10 january

The template is ready to be made. But you might wanna make something tie with I want a cookie to make it 3 articles. Since there is like 4 in 3rd place.-- ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 16:09, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

Ties are not uncommon. How about an apple, instead? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:34, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

Sure! APPLES!-- ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 18:28, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

All I've got left is road apples. I can put them in a basket with some meadow muffins if you'd like. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:59, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

Yippee! Sure.-- ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 19:08, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

Fix the pages?

Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2012 and all 15 pages that made it.-- ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:45, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

What's wrong with it and them? It and them look just like its and thems from previous years. ("It and them" are also how I refer to my wife and kids) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:00, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

It doesn't agree with the voting page after you reverted my vote decisions (I guess illegal vote decisions due to being past the 12th of Feb) that cut down the Top 10 from having 6 articles or something tied for the last spot on the top 10th. Or... well, we need to fix this soon. I assume you know what I'm saying now? Because on March 1st until March 10th we're refeaturing the Top 10 of 2012.  ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 3:04 2.25.13

So what you're saying, and excuse me if I'm mishearing you, is that, since you did it wrong, flagrantly and willfully setting aside decades of tradition and generations of careful planning, tearing and rending wide the very fabric of the universe, throwing all in to chaos and damning the guilty and the innocent alike to an eternity of both flames and torment, I should undo the correct thing that I did so that you don't have to correct the incorrect thing you did? Is that what you're saying? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:39, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

There. I don't feel good about it. Don't blame me when Lucifer himself is poking the both of us with this pointy trident. I won't. I kind of enjoy a good trident enpokenment. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:42, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

Maybe you could pull something off by the 1st of March? From the 1st to the 10th we feature the top 10. Please hurry and help  ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 02:50, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

And by that I mean fill the tenth spot by casting a tiebreaker with the +4 articles. ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 02:54, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

Done. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:58, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

Hi to you too

Modus, the calm bastard who never really gets involved in any stupidity. I'm back for better or for worse. It's been long enough so I probably won't blow up any more. Also, the worst irritants of the time back then seem to be elsewhere. -- Style  Guide 19:32, 26 February 2013 (UTC)

You're just here for my pot! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:59, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

NO I'M NOT. I haet drugs they suck. Why am I itching all over? Oh it's the symptoms again, whatever that means. -- Style  Guide 06:54, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

You want my pot and you're showing off your scabies again. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:06, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

Also, the spell is very good. I'm already coming down and those fuckers still keep turning. Is it the colours or just the pattern that does it? -- Style  Guide 19:28, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

You're wearing paisley. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:22, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

Dear sir...

I appear to have noticed what may well be one of your rare lapses in judgement. Yes, I of course I speak of your lack of entry to the Happy Monkey 2013!. The rumor mill is rife with talk that Leverage is likely to leverage a victory, and than none can stand in his way... MrN 23:42. Mar 19. 2013

Can't. Busy. I've teamed up with Casey Affleck, Michael Pena, Stephen Henderson, Gabourey Sidibe and Nina Arianda to get revenge on Alan Alda. It's a wacky, mediocre, caper. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:24, 20 March 2013 (UTC)

Kind sir...

I appear to have noticed what may well be one of your rare lapses in judgement. You are no longer in the Hall of Shame. Maybe if you write two or three articles you will get back into it. That would be as good as Christmas morning at Madonna's house. PronStar69 23:05 19-4-'13

Lies! I am in the Hall of Shame. I'm in the one that's so cool it doesn't appear in the regular list. On account of the regular list being broken. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:32, 20 April 2013 (UTC)

You

You are still on the internets. This is a good thing. If I still existed, I would be pleased. As you were. --UU - natter 13:07, Aug 11

I don't exist. Never did. A bad dream caused by indigestion, I am. I may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about me, whatever I am. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:25, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

Vote yes please

Forum:Forest Fire Week 3.14: Reloaded. Thanks in advance. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 20:21, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

"Martha?"

"Yes, dear?"

"Did you order an odd young man?"

"No, dear. What would we need with one of those?"

"I don't know, Martha, but there's one at the door right now."

"See if he does windows."

"He doesn't."

"Oh. Well, send him on his way, then."

"What an odd young man." Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:57, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

I don't get it. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 22:41, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

"Martha! He's come back."

"He has?"

"Yes, Martha. Still no pants, neither."

"What an odd young man."

"Indeed. Reminds me of me at his age." Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:24, 15 August 2013 (UTC)

Bizzeebeever stops by to add a pointless comment on the hilarity of the preceding, and then borrow a cup of sugar and a machete. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Sep 4 '13 3:40 (UTC)

"Martha! The Jehovah's Witnessers is back, now."

"See if he's got the latest The Watchtower."

"You've already got that one, Martha."

"Yes, but I got jam on it."

"Oh, jeez, Martha. Those condiments are going to be the death of you. Also, the meth."

"You know darn well I can't have an orgasm without my speed."

"Yes, Martha. And I can't get an erection without strangling a Jehovah's Wit...oop. He's gone, Martha."

"Well, dear, there's always the next one."

"That there is, Martha. That there is."

"Don't mind me swastikas miss. Me father gave 'em to me. D'ya know? swastikas are a hindu symbol!" --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 01:11, 5 September 2013 (UTC)

"'Swastikas'? Oooo. That's an odd sounding family name. You don't even look Dutch. Martha? Don't we know the Swastikas?"

"No, dear. You're thinking of the van der Kamps."

"Who?"

"Phil and Phyllis."

"The swingers?"

"No, dear. The other ones."

"Oh. So, Martha, could we use a swastika?"

"I guess. Are they hypo-allergenic?"

"I don't think so."

"Oh. Well, what color are they?"

"White, pretty much."

"'White'? After Labour Day?"

"Ooo, I hadn't thought of that. Best come back next year, lad. No room for 'em right now." Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:16, 5 September 2013 (UTC)

"Allrighty then, but may I first sample one of your wife's famed Apple Pies™ before I leave? --Some boy with the surname Swastika 18:26, 19 September 2013 (UTC)

"Martha, the euphemism man is here!"

"Oh. Tell him my vagina is all booked up today."

"Your what, Martha?"

"My...apple pie."

"Sorry, mate. Her apple pie is all booked up today. Martha, one of these days I'm going to buy a slice of your apple pie. From all the customers you have, you must be an expert cook."

"I am, dear. Now be a peach and fetch me some grapes from the big cold thing in the room with it in it."

"The fridge? In the kitchen?"

"Sure. Those things you said." Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:08, 19 September 2013 (UTC)

"So should I come back tomorrow? Or Frabjous Day™? Also, wanna by some crack? Its 100% USDA™ Certified™ methamepapedamine™. Only the best for the best. --Some boy with the surname Swastika who is a drug dealer 20:22, 19 September 2013 (UTC)

"Martha! Should he come back tomorrow?"

"It's best if he book it through my pimp, dear."

"Your what?"

"My organize...er...ing...er. King Playa."

"You mean Steven Adamczewski?"

"Yes, dear. The other name is the one in the Yellow Pages, though."

"Oh. I didn't even know he was in organizering. Sir, it's best if you go through King Playa, under 'Organizeringers' in the phone book." Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:22, 19 September 2013 (UTC)

"So... I'll just pencil you in for gaysday. Is that allright with your schedule ? --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 21:44, 19 September 2013 (UTC)

"You're one of those New Calendar followers, aren't you? Martha! What's 'gaysday" on the normal calendar?"

"Frumplesday? I think it's Frumplesday."

"Oh. Sorry, fella, but we're on holiday then. Try when we get back, on Boopsday or thereabouts."

"Dear, I would appreciate a day back before selling my...apple pie."

"Sure thing, Martha. Sir, try us on Chairsday."

"And not a minute before, dear!"

"Yes. And not a minute before." Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:58, 20 September 2013 (UTC)

"So will next Frumplesday work for me recieving the pie? --Some kid who wants pi

"No. Martha said Chairsday at the earliest. Oh. Hold on. Martha, aren't we're playing Bridge with the Olafssons on Chairsday?"

"Tyr and Aryana?"

"No. Friðrik and Bergljót."

"Oh my. I'd completely forgotten. Remind me to dig out a jar of jordgubbskr from the cellar."

"Jordgubbskr? You know I'm allergic to compotes, Martha."

"How about some jólagrautur, then?"

"That sounds about right. My apologies, sir, you'll have to wait until Pifflesday." Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:31, 20 September 2013 (UTC)

"That's quite allright sir. I've been known to be an ace at the fine art of Bridge. May I join you in the game? --Someone who is good at bridge20:53, 20 September 2013 (UTC)

"Have you been standing here this whole time?" Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:23, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

"Yes, actually. Is there a problem?" --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 17:15, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

"Well, for one thing, you're naked. Now, I'm no prude, hence my own nudity, but I'm pretty sure we would've touched tips if it wasn't so cold out." Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:30, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

"Well lets light a motherfucking fire then." --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 18:08, 7 October 2013 (UTC)

"Sigh. The wife says to go up and 'get some damn pie'." Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:30, 10 October 2013 (UTC)

Wanna buy a watch?

well? --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 22:34, 3 September 2013 (UTC)

People still use watches? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:43, 3 September 2013 (UTC)

I do! --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 22:45, 3 September 2013 (UTC)

Oh. Still, no. I've got two of them already. And they only tell me what time it is. Things move too fast now, in the Information Age, for people to only know what time it is. They need to know what time the future is. And that future is now. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:14, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

HALP

ZB banned me from teh irc. plz halp a n00b. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 05:51, 11 September 2013 (UTC)

I have nothing to do with IRC. Apologize to ZB for whatever it was that you did. If that fails, buy him a pony. He loves ponies. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:33, 11 September 2013 (UTC)

But it's unfair to single him out. We ALL love ponies! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Oct 12 '13 3:41 (UTC)

Why would you want a pony? Blasted things just eat your entire lawn. Worse than goats. -— Lyrithya ༆ 04:50, 12 October 2013 (UTC)

Plus, they won't play fetch. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:01, 12 October 2013 (UTC)

I dunno who's been telling you lies, but a pony will most certainly fetch. Mine fetches limbs. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Oct 14 '13 2:47 (UTC)

So that's where my goat's limbs went. -— Lyrithya ༆ 04:08, 14 October 2013 (UTC)

Odd. It's just the left ones. Now it only walks in circles. It's kind of sad, really. Even with the top hat. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:40, 14 October 2013 (UTC)

With its left limbs gone, would a goat walk in circles, or would it merely pivot, like a compass? Difficult questions: We Report, You Decide! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Oct 19 '13 0:48 (UTC)

Modus...

...Hi. I don't know if I ever mentioned, but everytime I see your name on recent changes replying to a forum I run there to see the gem you left. Mostly emeralds, which I pick up and make into eyes for lifelike models of large mammals or birds. Aleister 14:11 11-1-14 (look how those numbers lined up, I'm scared now)

Well, I am pretty awesome. Gentle rain falling on pristine lakes pitter-pats my name, as do gurgling brooks. Even the birds sing it. Oddly, flushed toilets, too. So, um, yeah, there's that. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:21, 11 January 2014 (UTC)

Toilets sing? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 17:14, 11/01/2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

They do after I use them. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:32, 11 January 2014 (UTC)

Do they sing J-Pop? --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 06:18, 21 March 2014 (UTC)

Only if Ode to Joy is Japanese. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:53, 21 March 2014 (UTC)

I live to serve https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6s6YKlTpfw Madclaw @ ^talk 16:25, 5 July 2014 (UTC)

Re My sig

You think thats bad, if I were a woman on PMS it would bleed like this Madclaw @ ^talk 15:16, 3 July 2014 (UTC) [Excess signatures removed due to unnecessary annoyance]

Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:30, 3 July 2014 (UTC)

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Now this is just getting ridiculous. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:16, 5 July 2014 (UTC)

You mean it didn't start out that way? What kind of nutter tells off an admin and gets his facts about PMS buggered up at the same time? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 06:46, 5 Jul 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

• @llwy-ar-lawr, the above is not "telling off an admin" this is telling off an admin, also let me tell you something that is perfectly normal in the world of reasonable beings the administrator flag does not magically shield you from being told off ( unless you're SPIKE on UnCCCPdia ). Most administrators are mature enough in their actions that they won't have to be told off. sticking feathers up my ass does not make me a chicken. Thanks and have a super friendly unfrustrating fantastic day Madclaw @ ^talk 14:16, 5 July 2014 (UTC)

  I tell off administrators all the time. I'm, like, "Oy, administrators! You're somewhat of a disappointment!". I'm quite the rebel. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:23, 5 July 2014 (UTC)

As if you knew anything about 'mature'. I suppose you are correct that this does not constitute a telling off; it is merely pointless whining about nothing, which seems to be one of your talents. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 17:39, 5 Jul 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Isn't "Pointless whining about nothing" the motto of the internet? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:49, 5 July 2014 (UTC)

Listen, Modus. Madclaw is purposely bothering the hell out of me for no apparent reason. I assume he likes to see me angry or something of the like. He claims Snarglefoop is my sockpuppet when by all evidence he is not (and I know for a fact that he is not); he registered the name 'Snarglefoop' on IRC for no reason I can fathom, and when confronted on the obvious inappropriateness of this, by Snarglefoop himself, he left an idiotic message on Snargle's talkpage and another on mine about how I'm misusing my administrative privileges to let my sockpuppet edit his talk page or some rubbish, and another on User talk:Frosty/people to ignore about how it wasn't 'working out well' for me to ignore him, and left a copy of his message to me on his own talk page. I reverted his messages except on snargle's talk page (since that would have been rude) because they are obviously just intended to pointlessly annoy me, but he reverted me back except for the one on my talk page which shabidoo reverted (I won't blame him but I reverted him back anyway because there better not be a rule). Anyway, Madclaw is being a jerk and if you or another admin or just anyone else with a grain of sense in their head (sense is a thing Madclaw does not appear to possess at this time) could give me advice, give Madclaw advice or just make him go away, I would be much obliged. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 17:58, 5 Jul 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

You can block me yourself if you feel it is warranted, it is however not warranted for you to alter one of my messages ( as you did on this page ) or to remove responses by myself from my own talkpage. Madclaw @ ^talk 18:04, 5 July 2014 (UTC)

As far as I'm concerned, your 'responses' (to nothing; you are misusing the word, presumably because you are very young) are a load of cow pies that would be much better placed safely inside your own head with all the other cobwebs. I suppose I ought to leave them alone anyhow, though. I did not alter your precious message, I altered your signature that you had made purposely annoying and if you don't know why I did this (hint: the edit window was hard to use) you ought not tell me I was wrong. I didn't block you because it seemed heavy handed and I wanted someone else's opinion. (Not yours.) – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:16, 5 Jul 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Crap, people! This isn't a site for such foolishness! This is a site for a slightly different kind of foolishness. If this foolishness persists (exempt; the slightly different kind of foolishness) I'll be forced to actually read your comments and then, as Mr Hulk says, "It's clobbering time!" Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:13, 5 July 2014 (UTC)

Re-feature queue

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:22, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Done. I would've nominated something of mine, too, but if anything my stuff is too awesome. This one guy read one this one time and after he read it he forgot all his vowels. I know! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:25, 17 November 2014 (UTC)