Uncyclopedia:VFP

When nominating an image, the template Template:VFP should be added to the end of the entry using {{VFP}}. A featured article should have the template Template:ImageFP, using {{ImageFP}}.

You can see the first 20 featured images on the archive page.

Votes For (featured) Picture

Sign below a picture you find excellent - new nominations go on top. Most votes will be featured. Feel free to add an thumb + description + article. You may nominate and vote for your own images: such is the freedom of Uncyclopedia. Make sure your vote is clear. If you're only making a comment and not voting, be sure to note that.

Please submit only original pictures to VFP! Images cribbed from elsewhere on the internet will not be featured on the front page, though you are welcome to use them in articles.

For discussion about VFP see Uncyclopedia:Community_Portal/archive2#Here_we_go_again_with_Rainbow_Brite.

The Vertical Line and the Horizontal Line

this line is evil!!

I nominate both of these pictures. --Cribbage 14:06, 30 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Be careful with this line

They go well together. --Cribbage 14:06, 30 Sep 2005 (UTC)

She canna take much more

Minutes before the USS Enterprise experience the infamous Whale Explosion.

From Exploding whale.

Europe!

This is the valuable authentic NASA satellite image of the Great European Continent!

From Europe.

• This map is valuable because it is factual. You cannot find a better map of Europe elsewhere. -- Toytoy 06:09, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
• --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 12:44, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

The League of Extraordinary People

A group photo of the League

From The League of Extraordinary People

Vote! I know RadicalX has had more than enough featured images, but he deserves this one. Especially since I feel a little guilty that I asked anyone to make an image this complex.--Jordanus 05:13, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Hide and Seek

I hate it when they don't have partitions between the urinals.

Nominated myself because mainly everyone else is doing it, unfortunetly someone tried to do a urinal joke on the pic which was really funny. --Mr Gridenko 23:55, 29 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Hm, I don't think this image is VFPable since it's not original. It's funny - it could definitely go in any number of articles - but we've previously voted not to featured non-original images. --—rc (t) 00:02, 30 Sep 2005 (UTC)

General Gates

A scene from the battle of Microsoft. General Gates, despite many shutdowns and crashes, emerged victorious.

from Rocket Man.

Vote for victory! --MonkeyGem 02:07, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)

My vote is placed. Hope there's no hanging chads. --Kyle1 02:37, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)

;) --Carlb 04:51, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Billy Boy Go Go Go! -- Toytoy 12:40, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--RadicalX 18:44, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Poo for Dummies

Poo for Dummies

--Splaka 22:53, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC) Nominating myself, since it seems the trend. A vote for me is a vote to make my sig longer, yay!

I second the nomination, whole-heartedly. --Pam Johnsenson 19:14, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)

This picture is shit. I like it. -- Toytoy 21:20, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Sexual Orientation

File:Sexual orientation.jpg

Sexual Orientation

from sexual orientation

--DarthBhourd 03:40, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Nominated by myself. Double-wide trailer dwellers have more class than me.

The Pope and Mother Theresa during a Talk Like a Pirate Day Speech

File:PiratePope.jpg

The Pope and Mother Theresa during a Talk Like a Pirate Day Speech.

Nominated by SBonnet

On behalf of the Talk Like A Pirate Day, a supportive vote. -- Toytoy 23:25, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Pennsyltucky

File:Pennsyltucky.gif

Pennsyltucky in all its horrific glory. RAAAAAAWR!!!

• --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere 03:17, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I nominate me - no one else will :(

I like you.

From Good thing

Nominated by Mhaille

huh? dunno --Jeremy-Black 04:07, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I dunno too, and I drewed it --Mhaille 13:11, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I dunno. But it does have the whole "surreal thing on the frontpage" feel to it, so... well... I dunno. CaptainSpam 04:11, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)

The longer it takes for me to get my first image on the front page, the more kittens must die. I'll say no more.... --Mhaille 09:31, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I'll tell you a secret... (I've had two images featured on the front page, but neither as a featured picture): Look for an article that will soon to be featured on the front page, and add a really good image to it. RC then might use it in the Template:Featuredarticle. Downside: No awards. But hey, who cares! Fame! --Splaka 08:26, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)

The kudos and recognition from my peers would far outway any award --Mhaille 13:43, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Conditional yep Just blow it up by a factor of at least 2.5, assuming you made it yourself. Snargle 04:57, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Lumbee Zebra

This is a photograph of me with my two Lumbee Zebras!!

--Pam Johnsenson 05:55, 2 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Funny Picture. But it needs an article --Jeremy-Black 04:10, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

. It's got an article now. --Pam Johnsenson 00:50, 29 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Team Photo

Uncyclopedia Team Photo

Usually I wouldn't nominate myself, but nothing links to this image that I spent hours creating. --Paulgb Talk 14:57, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Actually, the "what links here" is broken or somthing (1 other page links to it + my user page), but I'll keep this here anyway since I spent so long getting the wiki code to work for the image.

--Rcmurphy KUN 23:47, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC) :)

You can see the frog's pee pee! OMG!!111WTF!!!!eleven!!ROFLTAOCOPTERBBQ!!!!!1123!!!! --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 23:54, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Yah, they actually removed it for the american version (of crazyfrog). Now I have the crazyfrog song stuck in my head. --Paulgb Talk 02:40, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)

My pee pee needs to be seen --Freebasser 11:40, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Great image, all it needs is some Oscar Wilde photo and you're golden. --Dac1990 8:33 10 Sept 2005 (UTC)

Heinrich Himmler

--IMBJR 16:28, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

--Spintherism 20:22, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

--Spintherism Somebody Else 20:23, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
--Nytrospawn 19:48, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)

--Carlos the Mean 16:26, 25 Aug 2005 (GMT)

--Codeine 18:19, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Don Knotts

File:Donknotts.gif

A rare image of Don Knotts dressed in the ceremonious garb of the Roman Army.

--fathertime 9:54, 25 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Oh, most certainly --Jeremy-Black 04:12, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Loop 06:14, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC) I like this.

Kool Aid

The imfamous "mug" shot of the Kool-Aid Man.

150.101.189.156 04:06, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Trevie 00:01, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Yes. That's very good.--Alfred 11:36, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I suppose I should support this. -- ERTW MUN 04:05, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Count Chocula

Count Chocula is Spooky Scary

• --Blat 01:11, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)

count chocula is awesome --Jeremy-Black 04:14, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Steven Tyler

Steven Tyler under a full moon.

Not sure whether or not it's an original, but it's a terrific shop nonetheless. Nicegravy 08:53, 4 Jul 2005 (UTC)

No. Obviously a swiped image. It's also not funny. --Jeremy-Black 04:15, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Humm...all we need now is an article to go along with the pic, and it's perfect... --Famine 13:21, 4 Jul 2005 (UTC)

er, how bout here? Nicegravy

This looks a lot like the third panel of Three Studies for Figures at the Base of a Crucifixion by Francis Bacon. Or some sort of Muppet. — Ettlz 20:48, 7 Jul 2005 (UTC)

i say yay CheeseLover 02:33, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Gentlebots Magazine

Elita-1 on the cover of Gentlebots Magazine.

From Female Autobots , by RadicalX of course.

• LOL Rock 'em sock 'em bedroom action...--slack 15:23, 13 Jun 2005 (UTC)
• --RadicalX 16:36, 28 Jun 2005 (UTC)

--Spintherism 00:11, 21 Jul 2005 (UTC)

--Dirbatua 12:07, 6 Sept 2005 (ECT)

Don't get it...--Jeremy-Black 04:18, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Don't see the humor in it personally, I guess this must be some sort of internet in-joke. Robots?

Oh you youngins, hasnt your biology teacher taught you about the close to endangered species of Female Autobots? Not to mention that they only exist for Optimus's pleasure --Nytrospawn

Picture of Coolidge in prison

Picture of Coolidge in prison. In recent years, the authenticity of this photo has been questioned.

from 1927 150.101.189.156 23:53, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)

--Cap'n Ben 02:03, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC) I'll vote for this, lest my five miutes of fiddling with MS Paint be in vain. --62.245.66.40 01:25, 29 Jun 2005 (UTC) Because of the caption.

• Brilliant, the caption is really rich. --~ Jared ~ 21:18, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)

John Profumo

John Profumo, British politician and circus contortionist.

From Days of yore

--Elvis 10:39, 9 May 2005 (EDT)

--Nicegravy 19:10, 8 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Can I vote for one of my own images? --wibblewobble 09:06, 18 May 2005 (EDT)

Battlestar Guadalajara

Some believe that there may yet be brothers of Alec Baldwin, who even now, fight to survive, somewhere beyond the heavens.

From Battlestar Guadalajara

--Elvis 10:47, 9 May 2005 (EDT)

Really needs a caption, but I'll still vote for it. Maybe something along the lines of "DINNER IS SERVED!" --Linnaeus 10:53, 16 May 2005 (AEST)

The Article I found it on didn't have a caption, hence I didn't one, don't see why not however. How about (from the article) "Some believe that there may yet be brothers of Alec Baldwin, who even now, fight to survive, somewhere beyond the heavens."--Elvis 05:23, 19 May 2005 (EDT)

Yeah, that'll do nicely --Linnaeus 10:30, 24 May 2005 (AEST)
--Nytrospawn 23:34, 6 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Jesus Card

Being one of the major ruleset contributors, 'Big' Jesus was thrilled to have his likeness portrayed as a World War IX card.

Tickled me something stupid just lookin' at it XD! 212.139.42.54 20:21, 18 Jul 2005 (UTC)

• Woah... that's odd. I made this in two seconds and personally think it looks pants, hehe. MrD 04:37, 21 Jul 2005 (UTC)

• Nice image. You should make the upside-down text say "SUCKS", I just looked at it and it looked like it said

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  KKKKKKKKKKKK E
  KKKKKKKKKKKK S
  KKKKKKKKKKKK U
  KKKKKKKKKKKK S
  KKKKKKKKKKKK
  KKKKKKKKKKKK
  KKKKKKKKKKKK
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U KKKKKKKKKKKK
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Maybe I'm just a bit atheistic ^^ --213.237.66.155 15:51, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I like it. --Evice 16:06, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)

• Not funny to me, and probably not funny to alot of other people. Good religious humor is a fine art, and it normally works better when you mock the absurdities and excesses of various religious sects rather than mock the central tenets of their faith. Take a lesson from Stephen Colber. He is funny, he doesn't pull any punches, and he would never put out crap like this. --Pam Johnsenson 05:50, 2 Sep 2005 (UTC)

MC Rodan

People just don't seem to understand just how thoroughly MC Rodan can get down.

From Random humor.

D :D :D --Carlos the Mean 20:09, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Alabama

I made this a few months ago and intend to make a TSHirt out of it but Wanted to submit it here Loop 06:10, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC) Does No one like my image? Loop 06:15, 10 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Please someone love my picture Loop 04:21, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Hooray for small penis jokes! --Poofers 06:31, 21 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 09:11, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--Chronarion 18:21, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Sausage on Tatooine

I made this a while ago. --Chester Cramme 21:44, 20 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--Chronarion 18:21, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--All hail the sausage! --Commander Jameson 18:43, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--You can just see C3P0 thinking "WTF?" --Andeh 22:01, 24 Sep 2005 (BST)

--Carlos the Mean 20:10, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Pumpernickle

Pumpernickles kick ass. --Jordon

King Sharon

Hi, I'm new here... I shopped this a few days ago for the Ariel Sharon article. Itamar 02:30, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Unoriginal, but excellent, images

Eye Beams! (NOT ORIGINAL)

EYE BEAMS!!!

FEATURED--Chronarion 14:41, 22 May 2005 (EDT)

--Evice 21:59, 14 May 2005 (EDT)
--Algorithm 18:25, 15 May 2005 (EDT)
--RadicalX 23:41, 15 May 2005 (EDT)
--Famine 16:34, 17 May 2005 (EDT)
--Flammable 09:03, 21 May 2005 (EDT) --The Werle 21:06, 21 Jun 2005 (UTC)

--Jordanus 21:21, 28 May 2005 (EDT)

Lee Harvey Oswald (NOT ORIGINAL)

Darn! I could not STOP laughing. --AnalAlien 16:54, 20 June 2005 (MT)

Best. Picture. EVER. --Savethemooses 23:57, 16 May 2005 (EDT)

I. Really. Must. Concur. (And I also really need to learn to make a four word post without editing it three times.) --Spintherism 00:41, 17 May 2005 (EDT)

This picture is fantastic! --Thom32 14:17, 27 June 2005 (GMT)

Again, though, this is not an Uncyclopedia original...so I can't recommend it for feature. Funny as hell, though! --RadicalX 00:45, 17 May 2005 (EDT)

It isn't? That's too bad. It's a really great picture though. --Savethemooses 17:19, 17 May 2005 (EDT)

Yes, pure genius!--astadt 03:40, 30 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Haha, stick it on the front page I say. --Teknorat 10:59, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)

The Dead Kennedys graffiti in the background is hilarious! Anybody else catch that? --Marcos Malo 02:20, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

XD Freaking awesome. That's all I can say. P3on 20:46, 20 Sep 2005 (EDT)

Excommunicating Pope (NOT ORIGINAL)

The Pope excommunicating someone.

From Excommunicate

--Elvis 05:19, 10 May 2005 (EDT)

This one was ripped from Newsfilter.org...so I don't think it should be nominated...though it's freakin' hilarious! --RadicalX 00:11, 11 May 2005 (EDT)

--Arradius 10:10. 3 June 2005 (EST)

--Evice 01:33, 13 Jun 2005 (UTC)

--Huzah! 22:55, 7 Jul 2005 (PST)

--Sharpe

Microsoft Word (NOT ORIGINAL)

Microsoft's latest product after researching the "urban" market.

--FriedTurkey 04:05, 29 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Great picture, but a Google search shows it's not original. See the discussion on the the VFP Talk page. --Rcmurphy 15:59, 29 Jul 2005 (UTC)