User:Ettlz

Well, bugger me slowly with a jackhammer. Finally, a creative outlet for all my humourous inclinations, a place where I can ramble on making absolute consistent nonsense and wax surreal with the web's best (and possibly only) open-content collaborative, anarchic laughter project.

And, my goodness, it's hard writing consitent and funny stuff. Especially when all around you --- what now? What is it you want? Hey? What the f---? OK, most around you are consistently funny. I mean, I've got at least four "+5, Funny"s on Slashdot. I bet there are people here with at least ten.

I also reckon there's a better chance of me getting made an administrator in these parts than on Wikipedia, which is why I am here.

Wise message

In a system of units where $c=\hbar =1$, money has mass dimension 1.

Contributions

Please note that some may have been put up anonymously.

Written by me

• Catmore (boilerplate)
• Crazy Frog
• James Last
• Khazi Exclusion Principle
• Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which seems to have inspired a number of other -gogogoch jokes
• Pulse detonation engine
• Ray Liotta
• Speltwrong (boilerplate, use like Wrongtitle)
• Subliminal (boilerplate)
• Steve Reich (which is so going to end up VFD)
• Vienna

Started by me and not yet finished

• Trisha

Vandalised by me

• Basildon
• David Hasselhoff
• FCC
• Michael Jackson
• Mullet

Requested by me

• David Icke
• Jackie Stallone
• Justin Timberlake
• Tim Westwood (now drop da bomb)

Pages I like

• Aesop's Fables
• Bournemouth
• plus many others I can't recall at this time.

This user is a total UKer and can call you wanker with impunity. (British Uncyclopedians)