User:Ettlz
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Well, bugger me slowly with a jackhammer. Finally, a creative outlet for all my humourous inclinations, a place where I can ramble on making absolute consistent nonsense and wax surreal with the web's best (and possibly only) open-content collaborative, anarchic laughter project.
And, my goodness, it's hard writing consitent and funny stuff. Especially when all around you --- what now? What is it you want? Hey? What the f---? OK, most around you are consistently funny. I mean, I've got at least four "+5, Funny"s on Slashdot. I bet there are people here with at least ten.
I also reckon there's a better chance of me getting made an administrator in these parts than on Wikipedia, which is why I am here.
Wise message[edit | edit source]
In a system of units where , money has mass dimension 1.
Contributions[edit | edit source]
Please note that some may have been put up anonymously.
Written by me[edit | edit source]
- Catmore (boilerplate)
- Crazy Frog
- James Last
- Khazi Exclusion Principle
- Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which seems to have inspired a number of other -gogogoch jokes
- Pulse detonation engine
- Ray Liotta
- Speltwrong (boilerplate, use like Wrongtitle)
- Subliminal (boilerplate)
- Steve Reich (which is so going to end up VFD)
- Vienna
Started by me and not yet finished[edit | edit source]
Vandalised by me[edit | edit source]
Requested by me[edit | edit source]
- David Icke
- Jackie Stallone
- Justin Timberlake
- Tim Westwood (now drop da bomb)
Pages I like[edit | edit source]
- Aesop's Fables
- Bournemouth
- plus many others I can't recall at this time.
and wants to steal your country albums for sport.
(British Uncyclopedians)