User talk:Ettlz

Doesn't anybody use discussion pages any more?!

No, this is the future, Ettlz. We use these. -Hyad 06:45, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Oooohhhh.... Ettlz 21:14, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)

It should probably be noted that I wrote the Uncyclopedia articvle on ED so we can't exactly blame any of them (yet) --Elvis 23:45, 31 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Yeah, I spotted that... I was having an odd day with a funny five minutes that wasn't all that funny. I thought a put-on but ridiculously elevated slagging match would somehow be amusing. Writing dirty limericks, now that's amusing:

There was a young sailor named Hunt

Whose hammock looked just like a

which is as far as I got with that one because I couldn't find a rhyme; and

There once was a web-footed duck

Who really was down on his luck.

He sat on the grass,

And wiggled his arse,

And thought, "Really, I don't give a monkey's."

--ettlz 15:12, 2 Aug 2005 (UTC)

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Timecube-graphic1.png has become a homeless ickle puppy and you are its keeper. Do you wish to rehouse the wittle doggy or have it DESTROYED?

Timecube-graphic2.png has become a homeless ickle puppy and you are its keeper. Do you wish to rehouse the wittle doggy or have it DESTROYED?

As there's no current parody of the Time Cube web-site here, grind 'em. ettlz 11:58, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

There is here Newtonian Physics/other --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 12:58, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Homed --IMBJR 13:08, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)