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UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon (history, logs)

Article: UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon

Score: 12 riders on the storm

Nominated by: Aleister in Chains
For: 12
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom&For This page is so funny, I have no other words for it, and as soon as I read it ran over here to this nom page thing. What a better page for the Christmas season than a pardon of a famous singer who exposed his ho ho ho to a crowd of admirers? Aleister 17:17 10 12
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:26, 10 December 2010
  3. Kip voted "For." He then exposed himself. 8=================D -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 17:41, Dec. 10, 2010
  4. For. Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:27, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  5. For. Sycamore (Talk) 15:04, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
  6. I <3 Jim Morrison I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 16:34,11December,2010
  7. for --Sog1970 19:24, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg So beautifulFlashfreez 03:35, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
  9. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:06, Dec 12 18:06, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Crawling King Snake. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:19, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  11. For. Rather fine. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:21, Dec 15
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree.jpg 11:27, December 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Comments
  • Not in the week's top five; a workmanlike but ordinary spork-and-randomize effort by Funnybony, massaged by Aleister. All the absurdity--of a posthumous pardon--is in the original (CNN). What Morrison would do if he appeared at the Board of Pardons in the flesh is obvious; alternative directions such as whom they will posthumously pardon next, or what Charlie Crist will do next to get attention after crashing and burning in politics, are untouched. (But he will not utter, "they should be found guilty of being innocent.") The nomination is a celebration of the subject matter--rock 'n' roll and vulgarity, so gratuitous as to make it read neither like news nor like a feature--not of good UnNews-ing; for that, compare either Funnybony's or RabbiTechno's competing treatments of the Egyptian shark attacks. Spıke ¬ 18:09 10-Dec-10
ROCK ON DUDE!!! Jimmy!!! (maybe Funnybony can add some of the stuff you said, and expand Crist's role. How often has an American politician done something even halfway radical? That's what this honors and focuses on as well as the Morrison pardon and Morrison himself). TOTALLY!!! Aleister 21:21 10 12
  • Comment. It's a fine UnNews article, just not sure it was a feature too. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:37, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

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