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Article: UnNews:Banks give up defense of burgling customer's houses	Score: 12.5 nasty letters printed in red ink
Nominated by:	Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:00, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
For: 14.5	For.Short, sweet, topical, biting and very, very funny. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:00, May 10, 2011 (UTC)  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:20, 10 May 2011 For. Funnybony    21:29, May 10 21:29, May 10, 2011 (UTC) For -- The Zombiebaron 08:20, May 11, 2011 (UTC) For 77.102.173.101 18:44, May 11, 2011 (UTC) For Once again truth is bungling its way into our pages. How is that happening? And how can we not make it stop? Aleister 19:20 11-5-'11  Definitely Feature. It's a real satire of a real issue. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:08 May 16, 2011 (UTC) For. Mimo&maxus 11:17, May 16, 2011 (UTC) For Self unobjective for. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:29, May 18, 2011 (UTC)  For. Great concept. ~  Talk 03:26, 20 May 2011 (UTC) Seems kind of blahish, but it's so... bah, screw it. Who wants tacos? 1234 ~ 07:24, 22 May 2011 Good. --Black Flamingo 12:29, May 28, 2011 (UTC) For. Yessum. Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   22:47, May 30, 2011 (UTC) For. I wish I could say this was too outlandish (talk) 02:02, 4 June 2011 For, but only just. . Pup 08:29 05 Jun '11 08:29, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 2	Weak against. Funny concept, but irregularities in the writing made it hard to enjoy. Needs proofreading. pillow talk 21:10, May 13, 2011 (UTC) Against too I agree with Hyperbole. Mattsnow 15:55, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Though non-Brits will have to read the original to get the joke, it definitely fits with the currently negative public perception of banks. In other news today, BANKS SUCK!!! That is all. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:08 May 16, 2011 (UTC) Comment. Having worked in banking for about 10 years, I concur. Pup 08:30 05 Jun '11 08:30, June 5, 2011 (UTC)

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