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The grue is watching you (゚皿゚) どーもくん



Carmine should also be on the list of things that can kill a Grue. 05:18, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Grue Gardens[edit]

grue.jpg RiNSpy 16:55, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Request for link in "see also"[edit]

I was wondering, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, if someone could put a link to Grues Day in the "see also" section. It is related to this one. Somewhat.


i first saw the grue page a while back and i thought it was hilarious! all the stuff like who can and cant kill grues, the movies and such made me laugh to no end. but now people said they didnt like certain stuff and the good stuff has been deleted! why!?! the movies were hilarious and now they're gone! if you ask me, change the article back to its old form, with all the movies, killers, killees and facts intact. its just not the article that made me join uncyclopedia anymore...

Article becoming too messy?[edit]

Don't you think the article should be reverted to an earlier, less-mess-more-fun state? e.g. to this version: ? RiNSpy 20:07, 14 March 2007 (UTC) 2 quick points:

  1. You can (assuming you don't know already) do that yourself by opening that version, clicking "edit", and saving (but you have to put "revert" or "rv" in the edit summary). I don't mean to be funning if you already do know -- I still remember when it was a surprise to me that more than just admins had such a power.
  2. The general Uncyclopedia approach to such a thing is to tag it with either {{fix}} or {{rewrite}}, depending on the notability of the topic. After all, in any given interlude, scores of usable jokes have surely been added, and it would be unfair to the contributors to let all that go to waste for the purposes of some supposed perfection. So in short, I'd say, no. --Lenoxus 07:11, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your help, appreciate that. RiNSpy 21:04, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Eh the article, in my opinion, would benefit form a little clean up at least. We have templates overlapping text and each other, a plethora of red links, a heading with no text, and parts of the article are just stupid not funny. I'd clean some of it up myself but it seems the article is "protected".--Sgt. Fluffy 19:57, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

Can Oscar Wilde kill a grue?[edit]

I think so. Probably, he would just asplode the Grue's brain with quotes. Flameviper12 15:29, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

Do anyone known how a grue is called in german?[edit]

It's called a grue. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 04:11, 25 Dec 2005 (UTC)

The germanic root for "grue" is "grue", so probably. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:12, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
It's a noun so it starts with a capital. Also, I'm curious: is it das Grue or die Grue ? --di Mario 10:52, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
PS: and is the name "grue" in any way related to the adjective "Struwel" ? "Struwel Peter" being the name of a character in one of the Grimms Brothers tales... --di Mario
I think the Dutch version is "de Gruw" and it breaks the rule with the plural "Gruws". --Timmytiptoe my talk 12:23, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
No, its not related to "Struwel". Yes, it is probably "Gruw" in the Deutch languages. And it is probably "das Gruw" (or perhaps "der Gruw"), although I'm not sure. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 12:03, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
Okay, let us try this one on for size: "Herr Obersturmbahnfuhrer zur Befehl! Ihrer Gruw hat etwas schreckliches gemacht auf die Karpete!" (Captain, sir, your grue just did something awful on the carpet) --di Mario 20:08, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
In French, «une grue» is a crane - the long-necked bird or the machine. Somehow substituting a whooping crane for the monster in this piece kinda spoils the effect, non? -- 02:28, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Here to give you all your european translations.

German would be 'das Grauen' das, because you can't see if the grue is male or female Dutch would simply be 'de Grue', just anohter English loan word... French would be 'Le Horreur'. In Spanish a male gure would be 'El Gruo' and a female would be 'La Grua' I'll look for the Chinese word for the enthusiasts among us...

that covers all languages I speak...

awesome picture[edit]

Hey, this picture is awesome!!! ROTFLMAO -- 22:47, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

How did they take this and survive to tell the tale?! Even more pressing question: How do you get a grue out of the dark?? Ms1417 00:18, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

More awesomeness! TiCPU 06:51, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

The grue didn't go out of the dark, the camera flashed maked the grue more pissed off and used your dead body as a sex toy.


Holy shit... Ruberduck0123 11:18, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Quantum law of Grue[edit]

The photograph above is obviously faked. Newton's Quantum Law of Grues clearly states that a Grue cannot be observed without the death of the observer occurring immediately. Sir Isaac Newton discovered this fact when he sent his assistant to observe Grues while playing Zork. When he returned to take credit for his assistant's work, all he found was a blood-stained chair and keyboard.

Newton then formulated this law as an equation: 01:58, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Copenhagen Interpretation of the Quantum Law of Grue[edit]

If there is an unlit area , it follows that the unlit area is in a superposition of grue-infested and non-grue-infested states. When an observation is attempted, the function collapses, and thereafter, is either grue-infested or not.

Schrodinger's Kitten[edit]

Schrodinger wrote that, by the Copenhagen Interpretation, if you put a kitten in a dark box, there is a mixture of huffed kitten and fresh kitten. When you open the box, there will then be either a huffed kitten or a fresh one, but this doesn't depend on whether or not there was a grue in the box: The box was both grue-infested and grue-free at the same time. 02:08, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

VFH, eh?[edit]

If you've VFH'd it, I'll go and clean it up a little and make it VFH worthy. Oh, and then vote for it. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 04:11, 25 Dec 2005 (UTC)

This article was disorganized. I cleaned it up and tried to focus it more.

On Steve Ballmer and grue[edit]

What happens if Steve Ballmer and a grue meet? If we suppose Steve Ballmer fucking buries a grue, as he has done it before, and he will do it again, can the grue escape his grave and eat Steve Ballmer? If not, could the technique of fucking burying be used to defeat grues, or is fucking burying restricted to Steve Ballmer only?

If Steve Ballmer and a Grue meet, their conflicting natures would cause a paradox in the space-time continuum and the universe will explode... or Steve Ballmer will Fucking-kill the grue from inside the grue's stomach. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 19:52, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
Ah, ingenious. Both conditions are fulfilled. The Grue eats Steve and Steve fucking kills the Grue. See, the Grue's only objective is to eat the enemy, while Steve's objective is to kill the enemy. Flameviper12 15:28, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
Ghelae,I think you mean 'the universe will asplode don't you?Things don't explode,don't be silly!
No, things only Asplode in AAAAAAAAA!, when it is known as AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(sploding). Otherwise, things actually explode (although I might of meant 'implode'). ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 18:15, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

Hey There, You[edit]

Someone took out all the quotes. That isn't cool, yo. Flameviper12 15:27, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

PS. Could Mr. T kill a Grue?
No. Mr. T can only pity grues, but the grue would probably eat T before T could pity it.

“I pity the gru' who-AAAAH! HELP ME!!!!!!”

~ Mr. T on Pitying grues
~ ProductofGhelæmedia™ 17:03, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

Re: Temen-ni-grue[edit]

Is anyone who has played DMC3 working on a Temen-ni-grue article?

If zo, it should incorporate this quote:

“All your grue are belong to us”

~ Cats on grue
di Mario 11:02, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

Are Grues evil? I believe not.[edit]

From InvisiClues from Zork game: 6) Always keep Grues out of the light, do not ever get Grues wet, and never, ever feed them after midnight.

"I once got a Grue wet. It was a girl Grue. I needed therapy afterwards. I was also 'eaten' by that same grue. Sharp teeth are definately a negative. I went to the hospital afterwards. I was losing blood."

Now, what I just said can be taken two ways, the first being where I was unlucky enough to be attacked by a wet grue. The second being much, much worse. It's up to you to decide, I'm off to therapy. Sliferjam - #1UN - You got something to say? - JAM! - I'm special. 12:26, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

Are you insinuating you got raped by a horny Grue? Graah! (pukes) 13:46, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

For. Before I learnt about the grues, I plodded happily in caves. Still, I believe they just do what they've always done.

Link to an old edit?[edit]

Does anyone have a link to the old edit which involved something like Oprah Winfrey eating the Earth's second moon, Gr'hew, and the Grues having to make their way out of her cavernous stomach? It was hilarious!

Check the history and try to find it. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:51, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
Grues can be found in all the dark places of the world, your mom's cookie jar, for example. They also have been found in your basement and under the bed of bad little children who don't brush their teeth or eat their vegetables. It is believed that they originally lived on the second moon of Earth, named Ghr'ew, before it was eaten by Oprah. The Grues managed to eat their way out of Oprah's cavernous stomach within hours. They finally ran away and started eating people and stuff. They rampaged around everywhere, and they were soon overcome by Steve Ballmer's Fucking-Killing rays. They were rounded up by Microsoft and were deported to Heaven via a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick (where they're all waiting to surprise God when he gets back form his vacation). To make sure they don't come back, Microsoft supplied an Xbox 360, which the Grues promptly ate after losing all their mans At least they tried. The Grues will have an endless supply of food, as whenever they eat someone in Heaven, said person will just die again and come straight back, allowing for continuous snacking. This method is critizilizised by some because all people can do once they're in Heaven is continuously regenerate after being eaten by Grues.
And the link- Flameviper's handiwork.


Wendy is an *imaginary* pet grue who more or less is _my_ imaginary pet grue. And before you go scoffing, remember I said imaginary. Although you may think she does not exist, she does: in my imagination. Wendy tends to be over-enthusiastic and also over-protective. Kinda like a female Rottweiler turned grue. And, yes, she has a tendancy to eat anything within reach (which is quite a considerable amount due to the fact that she has the Teleport 2.0 protocol on-board). I came across her in an alley just north of Almere Central, where her mother apparently had abandoned her immediately after birth. Needless to say, it was a cold and dark November night. We get along like a house on fire: Wendy thinks I am her mother, and I think she is just plain great! Oops, forgot to sign: --di Mario 17:34, 15 July 2006 (UTC)


I've reverted the vandalism to he page. --RedPooka 02:15, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

Re.:Sexual Life[edit]

See Admins Gone Wild. They EAT Semen, other sex fluids generated by these cool, sexy and helpful ADMINS. 01:57, 6 July 2007 (UTC)


Those aren't grues. They're Domo-kuns. --Micoolio101 (whinevandalism) 03:59, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

Haha! You're right. Everyone is odd so they think opposite

In America, Grue eats YOU!!!!

Yeah, Grues have sharp claws, perpetually drooling fanged fish-like mouths, and glowing fur. Which raises the question of how a glowing creature that blows up when exposed to light can even exist.Gorank 00:39, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Grue height?[edit]

The page on Eurgs has the height of an eurg as 42 feet. How tall is a grue?

The size of grue depends on how excited they are -- di Mario 09:26, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Too much unfunny stuff[edit]

Would anyone mind if, in "grues can be killed with these things", all the edits that don't have a decent reason why they can kill a grue, would anyone mind if they were deleted? I see it as cluttering the article if there is no good reason why so-and-so can kill a grue. Who are half the people anyway?

--Scotlandthebrave 22:44, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

WHO PUT MA NAME??!!![edit]

i was looking here and i saw in the "Cannot be killed by these things" secton and i saw my name NARUTOpwnsALL!!! wtf i'm deleting it.... And i swear to CHEESE that i did not put that there..– Preceding unsigned comment added by NARUTOpwnsALL (talk • contribs)

Chillax, it's just the USERNAME template at work. Don't flip out, it makes the article accurate and funny. --ЖGBDsig.PNG WHEEEEE! 21:10, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
Um, actually, I'm pretty sure NARUTO is supposed to be in the article. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 14:27, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
I think the username template would not make sense in some occasions there. If it was there, it wouldsay I can't kill a grue, then I can kill a grue(I am a Canadian). Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!


It's becoming VERY, VERY hackeneyed & each additional change brings nothing but destruction.

"Grues lick our litter box!"[edit]

a quote by CATS in the start. is this some in-joke i dont get, or is this really really lame?

All the red links[edit]

I've decided to clean up all of the red links in this article and link them to related material, because we all know how bad red links are, I hate them, I've never made one!

--Train Tracker 00:29, 21 June 2007 (UTC)Leave Me Alone!!!

Something else that can kill a Grue[edit]

The 4KIDS dub of One Piece. You know, One Piece, the crappy anime show on pirates. Five seconds of that and the Grue will die on the spot. Can someone add it onto the list. I would, but I'm not a member.

Grue Movies Suck[edit]

Delete 'em all, they're just not very funny. Make more space for genuinely cool stuff.

Discuss --Racooon 08:29, 27 June 2007 (UTC)


i have immunity to being eaten by grues. i joined the grue army.

Sign your comments. More importantly, make your comments have a point. Idiot.... Mack-the-Random 20:24, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

Another way to not be killed by a Grue part 1[edit]

Use Linux. They will see you as an equal and welcome you... but your rite of passage is a one on one with another Grue in MORTAL BATTLE so... --Gemquist 05:45, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

No, Why would a mindless killer mammal not eat you over your operating system? also A Grue can't use a Computer as there hands are too big. - Another n00b 11:17, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

ASCII Grue[edit]

            _  __________
           / \| O      O |
           \ /|          |
           | ||  |vvvv|  |
           | ||  |    |  |              
           \ \|  |^^^^|  |_
            \_|          | \
              |          |> )
              |    __    |_/
              |   |  |   |
              |___|  |___|

Made it myself-- 16:16, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Nice ASCII mate! Ruberduck0123 11:20, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Removed reds links | haved[edit]

I removed all RED LINKS.Duy Huu Nguyen

I also removed nonsense links

Also, why did people put laser in the "Grues cannot be killed by these things section". Laser is a form of light.

No... no it's not. DarkBlue 20:42, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
Yeah...they are.(Laser light? ring a bell?)
Lasers are a form of light concentrated into such a thin beam that it can cut through things. So, they are forms of light, but they don't behave as other kinds of light do. That's why it's in "Grues cannot be killed by these things." Mack-the-Random 20:28, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
Grues can only be killed by light that occupies the visible spectrum. This means they are immune to such things as Infra-red (most lasers) as well as Ultra Violet as they are not actually "visible" light--Jonjammin 21:17, 2 May 2008 (UTC)



Did the idea for grues come from the Japanese cartoon character "Domok"? --PET Darth_Maul.gif 22:10, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

= Users fed to grues =[edit]

First off no Grues came from Zork, not TV. Second the article needs a section about = Users eaten by grues = Current list:

  • Manticore
  • Marz2
  • BettyCrocker

list of people that can kill a grue[edit]

I'm not sure if this is a section but if it is then here is a list of people that might be able to kill a grue

  • solid snake
  • master chief
  • ghost busters
  • that guy
  • oscar wilde


Wrong. All of those people are mortal. You may have intended to say This Guy instead of That Guy.

Two that can kill, even fuck a grue: Chuck Norris and R. Lee Ermey, who trained Chuck Norris. 21:29, 3 May 2008 (UTC)


Take a look. Grues cannot be killed by Republicans or guns, and yet in the last sections of the article, they can. WTFOMG? SonicBoom95 17:46, 3 December 2007 (UTC)


Can't vegetables kill a grue

AnSwEr yes they can


A New Quote[edit]

I wanted to add this quote, but I couldn't, because the page is protected. so I've put it here, so that if someone likes it, it might get added:

“There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And grues, of course. Don't forget the grues!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Fear

ASDFGHJKL!!! ASDFGHJKL!!! --R3tr0r0ck3r 19:37, 24 December 2007 (UTC)


Any suggestions for stuff that can disable grues?[edit]

Maybe stuff like daisycutter bombs which flatten grues into grue-pies or chop their legs?

added section[edit]

Guys, I was wondering if we could add a section on the attempt of a group of scientists/zoologists/cryptozoologists to prove that, when treated with love and affection, a grue can be kind and not-eating-you. Something like: "Professor Whoever presented his almost insane theory that a kindly treated grue will be less likely to eat you at a press conference. He then proceeded to enter a dark cave with Grue Pet Food (which he himself invented) live on camera. He was shortly eaten by a grue. His fellow colleagues have since then been trying to prove the same theory in his honor. One was luckier and actually managed to get a grue to play with him. When he stopped, however, he, too, was eaten." Huh? Well? I'd like some approval before I add it myself. Neox 14:39, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

Possible Picture Addition[edit]

Possibly a Grue, lurking deep within the depths of this innocent cheese block.

Hey guys, what do you think about adding this little pic towards the end of the article? (Hooray For Zoidberg 02:43, 10 April 2008 (UTC))

Grue movie?[edit]

Dude where's my Grue!

Harold & Kumar go to Grue Castle!

=D PenTa

Grue Google[edit]

I've found this picture: Gruelge. -- 06:16, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Did you know that...[edit]

...grues are food? Only problem is that they're gassy and make people shit when eaten? 22:11, 3 May 2008 (UTC)


dose yalls think wes should put the elemental grues from zork and/or the abyss? rocky0718

OH FUCK IT'S YOUR MOM IN BED WITH A GRUE[edit] you know what this means, becouse your mom is still alive, that means she's a grue, so your half grue

you know what this means[edit]

YOU CAN EAT PEOPLE. unfortunatley you get killled by chuck norris,why were you in texas anyway?

heres a list of people that ges fear becouse they've mass murdured grues[edit]

wow, I'm surprised.[edit]

Going by how huge of an in-joke this article is on Uncyclopedia, I would imagine that it would be at least an honorable mention on the top 10 articles of 2006. It has made a huge impact on this website revolving on in-jokes. It should be Cream of the Crap. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Quote change[edit]

change the mr. T quote on grues so being captioned as an untimely death at the fangs of a grue and not the hands.

Just so ya know[edit]

Shapeshifters can kill a grue, obviosly.

There is a single friendly grue named Domo. God gave him the power to see the light of day and live. Domo likes ice cream, and farts GIANT PINK CLOUDS that make it rain cotton candy.


Conditioned Grue[edit]

Somebody improve this subheading. Obviously some noob did the junk. Duy Huu Nguyen 03:54, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

boring section alert.[edit]

The "things that can't kill grues" list is too long and too random. please can someone judge which are the funniest items on the list and get rid of the rest. Thanks. Sanareth 21:11, 26 November 2008 (UTC)


I can kill Grues with it, before they can eat me. Plus, I'm a vampire anyway.

So, yeah. I can kill grues with my "The World".

So, theoretically, that should be added to the list of things that can kill Grues. You have my word, plus Aragorn's Sword, Gimli's Axe and Legolas' bow.

No, they can't kill grues with them, but I can use my "The World" to kill Grues.

I can't provide proof because that would imply there were some way to prove what happens in stopped time. So, there's about 469 of them left.

I've also heard rumors that Mathcore provides fatal strokes in Grues. But that's a rumor I'd much rather not test, even with my "The World"

Enough goddamn quotes.[edit]

Half of this article's quotes are not even chuckle worthy, and they're annoying and distracting from the actual content. Lose a bunch 'em, please. - 21:19, 18 December 2008 (UTC)


hey look its a grue *seconds later that person ends up in the grues stomach*


hey look its a grue *seconds later that person ends up in the grues stomach*

Logical Grue Killer[edit]

Since Trogdor could kill Chuck Norris if threatened, should it not be said that Trogdor could also kill a Grue? No one can kill Trogdor, after all, and since a Grue can rarely be killed, Trogdor should be able to, too. Not A Good Username360 01:39, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Grue movies!![edit]

A new grue movie has been released! Grue wars starring anne hathaway..shes hot..and the other girl...who i hope has been eaten by a grue... also... beverly hills:chuiwawa(eaten by a grue)...can't spell chuwawa...dont know how..lolz...and and and....chuck norris...kills grues 2 times faster with bbguns...but u with a bbgun cant even kill just pass it to chuck and he will do the grue killing...u just stand there in a corner and cry like a sissy..


Grue Quotes[edit]

“Grue on you! Grue on you! Grue on you!”

~ Dodo Birds from Ice Age on Grues

“And your little grue too! *Wicked Laughter*”

~ The Wicked Witch of the West on Grues


I can't help but notice there's pictures that aren't all that funny in the article. As well, there were a few things that concern me about them being there in the first place. Just thought I'd ask! -- Hanyouman 22:37, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Caucasian Grue in Ski Free?[edit]

Anyone else think that thing from ski free is actually a Grue, It runs at you and eats you pretty quickly....

Why can't grues be killed by nukes?[edit]

Another user previously said, "I'd imagine that a nuclear weapon would create enough light to give a grue a fatal case of sunburn." Presumably the radioactivity, heat, and blast pressure of a nuclear weapon would not be fatal to a grue, but the light logically would. Are there any objections if I remove this entry? --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 20:43, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, so radiation hormesis might be a plausible objection. Also, the "except when the plot demands that they don't" clause in the Grues can be killed with these things section weighs against me; are there any canonical uses of nuclear weapons against grues in Infocom games? Anyway, if you wish to revert, please discuss here. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 07:39, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
If we remove nukes, then shouldn't we also remove lasers? --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 20:40, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

grues also cant eat magic people[edit]

causes them the fallowing,projectile vomiting ,uncontrolable gas, explosive diarrea, constipation, AIDS, and blindnes

Censor missing[edit]

"I'm going to -UNCENSORED- bury that guy.

The other instance of that word has been censored, so why not this one?– Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)

Actually, I think neither of the occurrences should be censored. The Steve Ballmer article has an explanation of "f***ing kill." --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 08:07, February 1, 2010 (UTC)


Why does everybody call Domo a grue anyway. They're just bagging how freakin' creepy Domo is, right? – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)

Its kinda an in-joke around here. Nobody knows what a grue looks like so they use Domo pictures. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:35, June 2, 2010 (UTC)


Please add [[pl:Kaszk]] 09:42, August 14, 2010 (UTC) Polisz.jpg$$! 09:46, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, haven't been logged in. Polisz.jpg$$! 10:01, August 14, 2010 (UTC)


The word "bleen" in the lede previously linked to User:Moneke/Bleen via a redirect, which has recently been deleted on the grounds that a redirect from mainspace to userspace is a valid QVFD criterion. What should we do about this? --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 03:45, November 17, 2011 (UTC)

Domo isn't a Grue[edit]

Thank you for your understanding. KingOfShitposts (talk) 18:45, 23 January 2018 (UTC)