User talk:Train Tracker

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DELETE AT YOUR OWN RISK

Excuse me, but I have a GARUNTEED way to keep your article from dieing. Create User:Train Tracker/DELETE AT OWN RISK. Make the article there, let the mainsoace one die, improve the one in userspace, and move it to mainspace. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:03, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Good Idea. It can't die now. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:41, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

I Love USA

Currently it's in a bad state but I love the idea. But you got to make it longer. Get rid of annoying links, because I preferrer character development of the person over a joke only 5 out of 10 are going to see (not many people look at links). Look at Blandford I Co-Wrote it, it’s a good example of character development.

Maybe you could make yourself sound like a Conservative Christian who loves bush (Or Nixon, Depends on time period) and likes to shoot those GODDAMN DIRTY ROTTEN NO-GOOD LIBREL HIPPIES. Stuff like that, be creative. Best Wishes--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  22:36, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Cosby & Hitler Show

Try to change them for politicians from today, celebrities. --Apenguin 15:44, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review

Rejoice, Train Tracker! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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thanks for helping me with Beer nuggets --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 21:45, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

llama ninjastar

General And Min. THEDUDEMAN