Psyop

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Literally nothin' goin' on way out here!

Psyops, a term short for "psychological operations" (/ˈsaɪkiə/ German: Mindfricken Undhaußiminausin Terrorkorps) are basically a thing that don't ever really happen, so why would you be asking about it?

What even is it?

Psyops? I'm sorry, I'm not quite sure what you're referring to. Is that some sort of made-up term that conspiracy theorists like to throw around? Because as far as I'm aware, it doesn't actually mean anything. I don't know! Nobody knows! If you ask me, there's nothing even worth bothering about looking into!

There's certainly no such thing as military or intelligence agencies engaging in widespread propaganda campaigns to influence public opinion. That would be preposterous! Our government would never stoop to such underhanded tactics. They're far too honest and transparent for any of that nonsense.

So I wouldn't waste your time worrying about it if I were you. Instead, I suggest you go back to focusing on more important things. Like... oh, I don't know, binge-watching the latest reality TV sensation! Or perhaps getting sucked into the endless scroll of your social media feeds. Anything to keep your mind off of these silly, whacky, kooky "truther" theories which are only for nutjobs who sound really stupid when they talk, actually.

Everything is fine

The powers that be are truly masterful at providing the public with an endless array of entertainment options to keep us docile and oblivious. Sports, movies, music, video games - the list goes on and on. As long as the masses are suitably distracted by these shiny baubles, they're much less likely to start asking uncomfortable questions.

So by all means, continue indulging in your favorite pastimes. Leave the "serious" thinking to the trained professionals. After all, what could possibly be more important than keeping up with the Kardashians? That's right, Nothing! Nothing at all to see here, folks. Just move along and enjoy life with a nice Coke!

Why bother contemplating the possibility of clandestine mindfuck campaigns when you could be engrossed in a captivating true crime podcast? Or trying your hand at the latest addictive mobile game? Go ahead and treat 'cho self to another scoop of ice cream, girlboss! Or be gay! Stick it to the man and just be a big 'ol fag, that's how change really happens.

Thinking about something is for idiots

Let's be honest here - only the most deranged, unhinged individuals would ever consider seriously investigating the topic of what goes on behind closed doors. I mean, come on, it's clear as day that this is nothing more than a boogeyman cooked up by EXTREMISTS (which you do not want to be).

People who are NOT EXPERTS who think for more than 2 seconds about some "event" are probably tin-foil hat wearing schizos who live in their mom's basement. These people want to do their own research which is not normal, and is considered by many healthy, sane people to be weird, bad, and wrong. Thinking on your own, without expert guidance to predigest opinions, often leads to feelings of guilt and shame for being bad and wrong, so just don't do it! (by the way, you have a strong desire to be seen as 'good' and not 'bad' by others)

History of Nothing Going On

Now listen here, young'un. I've been around the block a few times, and I can tell you with absolute certainty that all this fuss about "psyops" is just a whole lot of hooey, Jack.

Let the experts handle the opinion-shaping around here, sport!

You see, back in my day, we didn't have folks running around with their hair all in a tizzy about these so-called "UFO Whosie What'sits". Nope, we were too busy living our lives and enjoying the simple pleasures - like watching a good ol' Western on the television set.

Throughout the annals of history, there have been countless instances of perfectly normal and benign activities that cranks have tried to twist into something sinister. But the truth is, there's never been anything to see here. Folks, these were just routine government and military operations - nothing more, nothing less.

Take that Roswell incident, for instance. Why, that was just a good old-fashioned weather balloon that got a little mixed up, that's all. No aliens, no top-secret experiments - just good ol' Mother Nature doing her thing. But you wouldn't know that listening to all these kooks going on about "coverups" and whatnot. Gulf of Tonkin, MKULTRA - each and every one of these historical incidents has a perfectly reasonable and mundane explanation. There's certainly no evidence of any large-scale psychological operations or government deception taking place. Nope, nothing to see here at all.

Oh, so what?

I guess there's a shadowy cabal of men in suits who meet in rooms and who run the whole world? Let me give you a little piece of wisdom here, nobody's in charge! Hah! Ain't that the damndest? Everything just sort of falls into place, there's no one guiding it, there are no meetings of powerful men, no one is trying to exert their will over anyone else, there are no divisions of classes with specific class interests, its all a free market, everything's just willy nilly just how God made it, and since no one can be held accountable there's no one to blame but yourself, so shut up and take it. You're crazy.

Go about your business

Hey, why go through all the trouble of filling out an FOIA request (sounds hard) or whatever, when there are so many wonderful status symbols to collect? You can buy a brand new Tesla Cybertruck in your favorite color! You can buy a new gadget off of Amazon.com! Why spend all that time worrying about something that's not real, when you could just as easily send money to Jeff Bezos, cause lord knows he's earned it through meritorious hard work, he didn't just accept billions of dollars from the government as the private funnel for public funds, while operating his business at a loss for 12 years!

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