Jim T Myhre Kjexrud
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| Birth Date | August 16, 1990 |
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| Birth Place | Somewhere in Norway |
| Nationality | Norwegian |
| Occupation | Artist, Spriter |
| Website | http://www.terraria.org/ |
“They just don't make them like they used to.”
Jim T Myhre Kjexrud IV (AKA "Red Brief J") is one of the most famous artists/knights in the nation of Norway. He has lived a very interesting life at home and abroad. Today, he has managed to inspire hundreds of thousands of Norway citizens with his compelling works. Let's get on with this!
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Early Life[edit | edit source]
Jim was born in August 16, 1990 in the city of Trondheim to unknown parents. Similar to Picasso and Prince before him, his artistic skills were recognized early in his life. When he was 10, he started his business on the streets, selling his pieces for 5 euros. He has made moderate success in his job. It was until 2007 that he decided to go to America to have his art career take off. His arrival was met with praise.
Role in Terraria[edit | edit source]
Jim joined the Masters sometime in early 2011 to make the sprites that we know and love. In addition, he also does some promotional art as well. As of now, these are considered to be his best pieces yet. After May 16, 2012, he was awarded his own set of armor and wings.
The magic mushroom land.
Run like hell! It's the Eye of Cthulhu!!
Jim's most famous piece today!
A giant tree.
The Guide, exasperating his power.
"LOOK INTO MY EYES, FOR I HAVE THE POWER!!!"
Even Hell itself can be made into a mildly pleasant place by the likes of our hero.
In fact, some of his test drawings have led to the creation of the Crimson- a dark force which is similar to the corruption, but it's red. His contributions toward it are relatively major as opposed to the likes of Victor Moura and possibly Whitney the Infamous, but they aren't as big as those by the Man himself.
Misc. Hobbies[edit | edit source]
Besides making art, Jim has managed to take up some casual sports and going as far as to compete in tournaments.
Career in Snooking[edit | edit source]
“Holy Shit!”
Norway was blessed with a good snooker. He has participated in 5 snooking competitions. Of those five, he managed to win 3 of them.
Beer Pong[edit | edit source]
On the other hand, Jim isn't as good at beer pong as he is at snooking. Even though, he is able to turn the tides in an intense match.
Dick-sucking contest[edit | edit source]
“I'd do anything for my friends!”
“Huh. I didn't know that guy liked to suck dick. Who knew?”
If there's one thing he can do, it involves sucking dick, especially for the other Masters. It is unknown as to how dick-sucking contests are popular amongst Norwegian men or Jim has a fetish about man-to-man fellatio. What makes it more surprising is that Andrew Spinks and others accept his newfound hobby. In here, his biggest rival is Mexican Pie due to their immense skill at the sport. Similar to the long-running Plok and Q-Bert conflict, their rivalry is one of the most famous in the sport.
Film[edit | edit source]
Currently, Jim is going to portray himself in a movie called "BUTT POOP!!!!", which chronicles his life in a manner similar to a mockumentary (the film has been described as similar to the film based on the Darwin Awards in terms of style and execution). True to its roots, it is being produced by an independent film studio back home and planned for a release in theaters on February 13, 2015.
Later On[edit | edit source]
Currently, Jim is the boyfriend of fellow Master Luna and does specials on virtual reality. Other than that, nobody could understand a person like him. Then again, there may be some doubts about the points presented in this article by some people. For now, this shall be the truth: the triumph of Jim T Myhre Kjexrud. The End.
See also[edit | edit source]
