Forum:Whos more powerful ? 'crats ? Admins ? Jimbo Wales ?

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Really, who is more powerful ? This is NOT a idiotic question. I was told that the 'crats could make and break Admins at will. (!) Poor Admins. Is this true ? Please don't block me. 65.173.105.31 07:18, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Also, can someone Pee Review R. Lee Ermey ? 65.173.105.31 07:21, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

It's a difficult question. Developers are technically the most powerful admins. However, I don't believe there are many active on this wiki. Wikia staff are very powerful as well, and are more likely to listen to you (probably). Sannse is probably the most active staffer on this wiki. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 09:17, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

User:Famine. I've heard he can spit fire.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 09:32, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

There is one who is more powerful than all others. One who holds all of our fates in his mighty hand. BENSON!!!! RabbiTechno 09:40, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Does anyone fancy creating a "Cool-and-sexy-admins-IP topic" template? Then again, maybe we could do with a whole namespace at this rate. CASAIP's house of sexiness, anyone? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:41, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

And shoot ice balls out of his ars --Vosnul 11:00, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Rcmurphy is very powerful as a long-time Uncyclopedian bureaucrat. The entire wiki operates in strict compliance with Murphy's Law. --17:03, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

I would say whomever is the bastard operator from Hell at Wikia would be the most powerful. As he/she could pull the plug on the Wiki or lock out any admin or crat from accessing it. Most likely that is 100% of the reason why Uncyclopedia doesn't have a Bastard operator from Hell article written yet, because the real bastard operator from Hell wouldn't allow it to be written. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:06, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Finally, an answer

The top of the food chain is Famine, definately.--<<>> 15:24, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure that it's a food pyramid, actually, which each level standing on the crushed and burned corpses of the weak fools on the level below. Or am I thinking of High School? either way.../me runs to kitchen to make pyramid of food. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:24, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Remember, make the base out of meat. Sturdier. Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer _{(missile ponies for everyone!)} 21:30, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Sophia is at the top of the food chain. No one touches the hollow potato, and all obey her decree JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 01:06, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

I once made Sophia Disappear after Chuck Norris huffed all of wikia. (No joke!)     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   04:42, 15 October 2007 (UTC)  

Chuck Norris is no match for アンサイクロペディア, that wiki is ruled by Wikipe-tan and guarded by ninjas. --05:13, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

We're guarded by clinjas, which are better. (scroll down to the bottom of the main page) --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:08, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

And nobody can beat the Cabal... yet. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:12, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Damnit

Since when did "really needs a response" include adding a category to year old forum topics?! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:36, 14 Mar 2008

Since we admins got so cool and sexy helpful ? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:41, Mar 14

Actually, it's not a year old. He wasn't even alive back then. Just a couple of electrons in the ISP of a magical small town.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:51, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Just some small-town electrons! Livin' in a lonely world! Took the midnight train, goin' an-y-where... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:09, Mar 14

This exact topic might not be, but the other two sure are! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:57, 14 Mar 2008

Simple solutions to problems seem clever at first, but are usually wrong and stupid.

Because not all problems can be solved by simple solutions. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:09, 14 March 2008 (UTC)