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drama nonsense

For some reason, people affiliated with Uncyclopedia (The fork, yes, you wankers.) And Darthipedians, have been joining channels which I frequent, and they've never joined, and acting like I'm some sort of nutjob who hates everyone and wants everyone banned. I want an honest explanation. Which means it shouldn't be from Zombiebaron, Jack Phoenix, Madclaw, or Supergeeky1. I have taken my ban in #uncyclopedia, and I don't see why people should just provoke me more. I want this resolved quickly. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 20:47, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

You idiot can't even spell! Jack Phoenix is his name not Jack Phoneix! Bastard...  MagicBus 20:52, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

Even though you can't even spell my name correctly, I do not appreciate being accused of lying on a public forum. Please double-check your behavior and take your time to go through Uncyclopedia's HTBFANJS or these false accusations you've made will lead to consequences. -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 22:56, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

My guess is that Madclaw and Supergeeky1 are the Darthipedians you are referring to. And I do recall your mentioning some other channels that you frequent in IRC, which has prompted several forkers to join that channel. And as to the forkers involved who have been behaving this way, nobody else can guess their motives who isn't involved, particularly if they were not present at the time of the incidents. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:58, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

• I've been joining these channels from time to time since 2007 long before you ever graced us with your bullshit. Madclaw @ ^talk 22:10, 21 September 2013 (UTC)
  • Also:

Ron: what the hell is going on between the sheets in my home

Chante: baby wait, let me explain, before you start to point your cane

Ron: girl I'm bout to have a fit

R. Kelly: oh its about to be some s**t how did i get into this should have never came home with this b*tch

Ron: you low down dirty woman back to where you come from

Chante: but baby wait

Ron: but wait my ass hit the streets your ass is grass

R. Kelly: now Mr. Biggs before your done

Ron: wait how you my name son?

Chante: honey wait, i was gonna tell you

Ron: move this cat looks real familiar

(Chante in the background) no no no no

Ron: hmmm now don't I know you from somewhere a long time ago

R. Kelly: no no , i don't think so

Ron: yea yea, i feel i know you, brother very well

R. Kelly: no no, you mistaken me for somebody else

Chante: frank...

Ron: shut up, can't you see two men are talking

Chante: but...

Ron: thought i told yo ass to get the walking now i think yall better leave this place cause I'm about to catch a case

Madclaw @ ^talk 22:11, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

• I would like to state for the record that I have no idea what DungeonSiegeAddict510 aka Denza aka MangaKaDenza aka FakeDenza is talking about. My only knowledge of the situation is that Denza has been annoying everybody in #uncyclopedia for months, and it finally reached a level of annoying that I could no longer ignore so I banned him from the IRC channel. He evaded the IRC ban a few times and acted like he was gonna quit the wiki before he finally got around to talking to me privately about his ban, at which time I told him he would remain banned from IRC for a minimum of two more weeks. Denza also frequents #darthipedia (the channel associated with the wiki Darthipedia) and he spent a considerable amount of time talking about his #uncyclopedia ban there, as well as doing the same things that got him banned in #uncyclopedia, until he was eventually banned from #darthipedia. That is all I know, and I resent DungeonSiegeAddict510's accusations at the top of this page. -- The Zombiebaron 00:31, 22 September 2013 (UTC)

On behalf of Darthipedia

http://darthipedia.com/wiki/DP:TROLL
That is all. — SG1 ^{[citation needed]} 22:17, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

Allright fine...

There's enough evidence and arguments that would point it away from darthipedia... the question is... WHO THE FUCK DID IT?

I GET PARANOID WHEN I DON'T KNOW STUFF. I WILL EXPLODE. NO SERIOUSLY. --The Defender of Light   >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory  22:58, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

Calm down, Denza. CALM THE FUCK DOWN. Then again, there are some who would probably enjoy watching you explode, hoping you make pretty fireworks. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:05, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

;-; I CRY TEARS OF PAIN ABOUT NOT KNOWING! --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 23:06, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

Sorry, but could you, please

Explain me what Denza wants? Honestly, I've read his first message in this forum and I do not understand. At all. Anton (talk) 17:44, 22 September 2013 (UTC)

Just curious, but why is Zombiebaron's comment removed? Madclaw @ ^talk 18:36, 22 September 2013 (UTC)

Look! I think it is a bug. History says I corrected Jack Phoenix spelling, deleted Zombiebaron's comment and added three comments, while I only created a new section. Anton (talk) 19:30, 22 September 2013 (UTC)

More importantly, why was MY comment deleted? I agonised over that comment, spending literally seconds working out how to write it in a way that made it pertinent to such a deeply important forum that is likely to shape the future of this wiki. I feel as though I'm being persecuted - like there's some huge conspiracy behind what has been happening here! As an individual my own petty concerns are so important that every time I get even the slightest but upset by something that has no apparent basis I need to create a forum and have the entire community here debate the merits of my delusions, and I'm not even getting the right to swing my own self importance around! This is disgraceful, and a stop should be made to incidents unrelated to this wiki by the members of this wiki starting a poorly formed witch hunt! This is a matter of my civil rights as a drama queen! [Continue rant ad infinitum] Nominally Humane! 09:16 22 Sep

I was an idiot

Alright, so while I was going around IRC, I joined ##comment-on-spam, and after some discussion with an informant... it turns out... I was horribly horribly wrong. It wasn't anybody from darthipedia, or uncyclopedia. It was a third party. An old enemy of mine, from #wrongplanet. Said person is the spammer of #freenode and causation of much IRC drama. But that aside. I'm sorry for all the things I said. I can't take anything back... I'm a fucking idiot. I'm a shithead. I'm probably the biggest douchebag to ever come to Uncyclopedia ever. I'm the worst person ever, for blaming the wrong people, and attacking them continuously. I can't express how sorry I am, nor will any of you forgive me. And I understand why nobody will forgive me. Because I was such a dick to people who had helped me in the past. And my actions are unforgivable. I don't ask of anyone to forgive me, for anything. All I ask, is that you understand how stupid I was, and how wrong I am. If you all want me to leave, I understand completely, and I will oblige without question. I'm so sorry, for everything. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 00:46, 23 September 2013 (UTC)(I truly am, the worst person on uncyclopedia)

DRAMA QUEEEEEN --Mimo&maxus 16:10, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

I have never seen an apologise that lasted for so long. And I don't think anyone of you has. Denza, I forgive you (even though I don't know what you say sorry for). Anton (talk) 17:02, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

Vote (finally!)

Who wants DSA to leave?

		This article was nominated for deletion on October 4, 2013. The result of the discussion was Keep, by just 1 vote.

Score: Batman (-1)

• Comment. I have no opinion, but figure a vote is in order, because voting is fun! Nominally Humane! 03:12 23 Sep
•  For. He is a faggot.  MagicBus 10:19, 23 September 2013 (UTC)
  • HOMOPHOBIC! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:34, 23 September, 2013 (UTC)
•  Kick this mob out |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 11:52, 23 September 2013 (UTC)
• Comment. Leave to where? --Mimo&maxus 16:11, 23 September 2013 (UTC)
•  Against. As I have never caused any drama (except for when I just came here), one vote from me can be counted as four. And Denza is so sorry that taking his words for serious, knowing how bad he is, would be a torture. Anton (talk) 17:01, 23 September 2013 (UTC)
• Boner. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 21:18, 23 September 2013 (UTC)
•  Against. I, for one, actually enjoy having a troll around who's less of a dick than Aimsplode. As long as he continues to fill the niche he's currently in, and does it without making people want to purchase machine guns through the internet and draw detailed maps of the guerrilla strike they're about to carry out, who cares? Also, I can't be bothered to log in.65.102.227.137 03:20, 27 September 2013 (UTC)
•  Batman. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 17:18, Sep. 27, 2013

  Valid point, but let me counter: Wonder Woman Nominally Humane! 09:54 27 Sep

• Mustard. Because everyone's throwing random voting templates and I want to be part of the gang too! --Mimo&maxus 22:01, 27 September 2013 (UTC)
•  Mostly harmless Every village needs an idiot.-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:21, 27 September 2013 (UTC)
•  Against. The apology was kind of cool, and he seems to be getting used to the society on the site and knowing where to draw the line on each. Anyway, he blew me sideways, so I should at least vote for him to stay, and, ah, he knows, the usual place, about eight o'clock. Aleister 28-9-13

Zombiebaron, Jack Phoenix, Madclaw, and Supergeeky1 should leave the nerd alone

Also, who is Supergeeky1? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:22, 28 September 2013 (UTC)

• His name is Robert Paulson, also please provide proof where either Zombiebaron, Jack Phoenix, myself or Supergeeky1 have approached the "nerd" instead of the other way around. Kthxbai Madclaw @ ^talk 20:54, 28 September 2013 (UTC)
  • I don't appreciate the tone of the subject line. Please see me in my office after class. -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 21:01, 28 September 2013 (UTC)
    • DEXTER GET PARANOID WHEN HE DON'T KNOW STUFF. — SG1 ^{[citation needed]} 21:11, 28 September 2013 (UTC)

A lot of this thread is Bat fuck insane. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions 17:34, 29 September 2013 (UTC)

Insanes are f-----g bats! Anton (talk) 17:49, 29 September 2013 (UTC)