Forum:Votes fer Aimsplode? Anyone?
Lets revive him, so I can talk to 'im.
Rez Aimsplode?
- -- 01:15, 5 September 2013 (UTC)
Against. From the looks of it, you're already talking to him. —Sir Socky
(talk) (stalk)
GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:23, 5 September 2013- Against. I'm sure you'll find a new best friend that isn't permabanned. -- Lost Labyrinth
• (t) • (c) • (a) 01:35, 5 September 2013 (UTC) - Jew Aiken disapproves -- Kippy the Elf
Talk Works ☃ 02:14, Sep. 5, 2013 - Denza, I'm warning you. Don't let HGA control your mind, this will only end in tears. You're so young yet and you can't think clearly, you don't want to end up like me. Aimsplode is an asshole, pretends to be nice but you'll find soon enough about his real assholism. Infiban was only the best for him. I had my mistakes, and I regret most of the shit I did, for I was too young then. If only I hadn't ever spoke to him... Zzz
04:56, 5 September, 2013 (UTC)
- (sporked from talkpage)I don't support, or agree with nazism, or Aimsplode. As with the response to Mr-ex777's gentle query, context is sexy. Some guy in #powder made a line of rainbow swastikas. And then I lol'd at that, spammed it into #uncyclopedia, then Kippy called me aimsplode, then I replaced all the text in my sig (mein siege!) to that line of swastikas. After that, there was debate over the situation. Since I haven't supported nazism in the past, nor do I plan to, everyone said "meh" and went back to jerking off to midget porn. As for the forum to bring back aimsplode, I pretended he was pmming me, and then I made a forum randomly, just cuz I was free. In short, noep.wmv kthxbai. -- 00:46, 9 September 2013 (UTC)
- Against. Nah. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 05:01, 5 September 2013 (UTC)
- lol no ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)
06:24, 5 September 2013 (UTC) - Fuck em. --EMC [TALK] 12:41 Sep 5 2013
Against. From the looks of it, you're already talking to him. 
- Et tu EMC? --
RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:45, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
- Et tu EMC? --
- His block isn't set to disallow editing his own talkpage. Perhaps he could start there, maybe prove he's grown up a bit before anyone worries about whether or not to fully revive him... and anyway that should be enough for you to be able to talk to him. -— Lyrithya ༆ 18:02, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
- Seriously? Lord Scofield Stark 19:40, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
- It was a sad situation. Aimsplode was a good-faith user, from the looks of it (I was not there but have read the relevant forum); however, he was also quite offensive and uncivil, and consequently disruptive. Perhaps he really did mean no harm by the swastikas. Just the same, a lot of users seemed to think he did, or at least were offended by them. This is perfectly understandable - and though I think Aimsplode meant no harm, I too am offended by the imagery of his sigs. He should have understood why it was a bad idea, as Uncyclopedia is not meant to be a soapbox and its users should avoid offending each other, but he didn't, and made rather a few nasty comments to top it off. So he got blocked, and if you ask me it was perfectly justified and there's no point in lifting it now. Against. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:27, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
- Also I think we would be happier if you could remove the swastikas from your sig too Denza. Or at least explain why you did it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:28, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
- (sporked from talkpage)I don't support, or agree with nazism, or Aimsplode. As with the response to Mr-ex777's gentle query, context is sexy. Some guy in #powder made a line of rainbow swastikas. And then I lol'd at that, spammed it into #uncyclopedia, then Kippy called me aimsplode, then I replaced all the text in my sig (mein siege!) to that line of swastikas. After that, there was debate over the situation. Since I haven't supported nazism in the past, nor do I plan to, everyone said "meh" and went back to jerking off to midget porn. As for the forum to bring back aimsplode, I pretended he was pmming me, and then I made a forum randomly, just cuz I was free. In short, noep.wmv kthxbai. -- 00:46, 9 September 2013 (UTC)
- Also I think we would be happier if you could remove the swastikas from your sig too Denza. Or at least explain why you did it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:28, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
- he can eat my brown hole --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 23:56, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
- We shouldn't be so hard on a user who wrote so many helarious artciles and taught us modesty and elegance. It's not like we wanted to screw his mouth shut with rusted swastikas and splice his typing fingers with a bisexual sandwich knife and write his ideas on ninja stars and whip them through his high school troll computer. Maybe he does deserve a twelfth chance. Perhaps. --ShabiDOO 03:31, 9 September 2013 (UTC)
- If only...but probably it won't happen. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:41, 9 September 2013 (UTC)
An open insult to all you fuckers
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA(this goes on for a few hours, so lets fast forward to the sex sce... er content.
Wow, just wow. I thought that you guys would recognize this as a joke forum. But no. This was all serious discussion about implications of his unbanning, how he was a good-faith user and such. I mean, really? I randomly change my sig to a bunch of swastikas, and make this forum, and now I'm aimsplode? I always took this lightly, but Uncyclopedia (uncyclokidfiddler.wikia.com/wiki/main_page) is serious buisness apparantly. Also I can't spell buisness for some reason. And welcome back Roman Dog Bird. Again, you all suck at this. Peace, love, vocaloid, ASPIE POWER, and penis. -- 00:39, 9 September 2013 (UTC)
- Seriously, fuck you all, I need to write an essay. But no. I have to respond to all you guys. -- 00:46, 9 September 2013 (UTC)
- The trouble with Uncyclopedia is you never know what's serious and what isn't. On Wikipedia you know it's all serious, and if something isn't serious it gets squished, or at least taken the wrong way. "If it's/they're not helping build the encyclopedia, it/they should be deleted/blocked/whatever". But on Uncyclopedia you can't do that, because our purpose isn't (exactly) to be an encyclopedia; it's to have fun. (Or so I see it.) Trouble is, the definition of fun is pretty squishy, and furthermore, all wikis have rules. Serious rules. So, when you have serious rules on a non-serious wiki, as you are bound to do, you're setting yourself up for some amount of miscommunication. How serious are they?
- I suppose the important thing for us is to remember, always, that we are not Wikipedia. That absolutely anything might not be intended to be taken seriously - like this forum. But how do we know? That's just it: we don't. I didn't. I suspected you weren't entirely serious about this but I wasn't sure, and I gave the sort of response the others did, if not more so.
- Wow, sorry about that lecture. I do talk a lot, it seems. Anyway, you're probbly right - we shouldn't take things so seriously - but it wasn't immediately obvious here. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:23, 9 September 2013 (UTC)
An open insult to Denza
Wow, just wow. You fooled us all...
...except you didn't. Only an idiot would ask for Aimsplode's revivication - which would be a possibility in your case, hehehe - but it was just the word Aimsplode that made me react and vote against. I don't care if you're serious or not, I'll vote against to the end of the world if it's about something like this. But calling us fuckers because we fell into your 'prank' proves how stupid you can sometimes be. Also the sentence 'I randomly change my sig to a bunch of swastikas, and make this forum, and now I'm aimsplode?' proved your true identity because nobody never ever mentioned you're Aimsplode. So... Welcome back HGA. Hope you have a nice stay here. Zzz 
12:02, 9 September, 2013 (UTC)
- Oh and I've recently had panic attacks and I act in a pretty weird way once a while because a lot of shit has happened lately to me. Sorry if I write something like this again. Zzz 12:03, 9 September, 2013 (UTC)
- Denza is not Aimsplode. He just doesn't understand. (As I think we all know, isn't it?) – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:15, 9 September 2013 (UTC)
- Kippy called me aimsplode via IRC. l2context. -- 22:17, 9 September 2013 (UTC)
- Denza is not Aimsplode. He just doesn't understand. (As I think we all know, isn't it?) – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:15, 9 September 2013 (UTC)
An open insult to Cat the Colourful
You mom eats head chesse from truck drivers while fingering her nostrils and hooch with sand paper dildos. --ShabiDOO 16:41, 9 September 2013 (UTC)
- brutal --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 22:20, 9 September 2013 (UTC)
- Fuck! Now tell me what's chesse? Zzz 12:19, 10 September, 2013 (UTC)
- Fuck! Now tell me what's chesse? Zzz
An open... something to Prozac
U made me cut myself. It felt good. I liked slitting my wrists with a utility knife. Good times. -- 22:19, 9 September 2013 (UTC)
An open insult to Aimsplode
U gay hitlerfag nazigay. Lol. --This has been an Idiot Service Announcement from: DungeonSiegeAddict510. Thank you for your time, and please try to have an IQ above <choose> <option>4</option> <option>20</option> <option>16</option> <option>50</option> <option>3.1415269...</option> <option>Kippy's dick size</option> <option>the amount of smart people in Uncyclopedia</option> <option>the number of features Aleister has</option> <option>UHH, WUTS 1+1 ? DURRR</option> <option>GayJewWiki</option> <option>the time's Kippy has had sex.(Protip: Fapping doesn't count.) </option>
An open insult to Mr-ex777
Your father fucks dead goats for money so he can pay for the boys that your mother likes to insert livivng objects into. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 05:40, 10 September 2013 (UTC)
An open insult to the internet
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love -- The Zombiebaron 11:11, 10 September 2013 (UTC)
An open insult to insults
Insults are insulting. They made me blank a section. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 11:59, 10 September 2013 (UTC)
An open insult to myself
You like to lick your own ass Shabidoo and fuck your mouth all day long infront of a mirror while stuffing hedgehogs up your slutty anus. --ShabiDOO 15:12, 10 September 2013 (UTC)
An open insult to Olipro
You sir, are quite homosexual. And not in a good way. In a very bad way, you have attained the highest form of homosexuality. You have become... THE MIGHTY DICKTOPUS! Kthx. And stop lurking. u gay. -- 22:40, 10 September 2013 (UTC)
An open insult to Freenode
Stop telling users to go to ##comment-on-spam. Its stupid and annoying. Also, lol u FoSSfagz. :) -- 20:46, 14 September 2013 (UTC)
- Is it possible that you'd learn to spell and type in a way your sentences don't rape my eyes? That fucking 'kthx' and 'u gay' is driving me mad. Just saying. Zzz 10:44, 16 September, 2013 (UTC)
- It was a phase. Now I can spell better. Now please kind sir, do accept my averagely sized member into your anal cavity, and further into your rectum. This would be most pleasing. -- 15:37, 16 September 2013 (UTC)
An open insult to freenode staff
Requests k-line. Gets denied...
FREENOB STAFRZ R GAYCUNTWANKERS -- 15:47, 17 September 2013 (UTC)
An open insult to nihlism
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An open insult to Cuntymints
The blast of mint was so strong, my balls now taste like mint. Cuntymints suck yo.-- 19:10, 21 September 2013 (UTC)